# I've got a new job! Posting Sequential Threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 20, 2010, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884 "2010-08-20T16:42:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/81 "2010-08-26T20:22:22Z")
\*\* Here’s Something for the Anti-Evolution Folks Doctors remove 23kg tumour from patient \*\* But did it evolve? ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/82 "2010-08-26T20:57:33Z")
\*\*Ask the Person who Hasn’t had Running Water for Four Days Amazing swimming pool in Singapore \*\* Now we know where the water’s gone. Also: \*\*How to respond to an inappropriate question? Toothpaste \*\* I’d say “pepper spray,” myself, but if that’s what you have on hand… ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/83 "2010-08-26T21:12:02Z")
**Does your religion endorse “survival cannibalism”? How useful would you be in a survival situation? (poll)** Do you have a) cooking skills? b) a large protein content? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/84 "2010-08-27T00:57:03Z")
**I caught an intruder coming into my house "Dad, do you have the strap on?"** In the nightstand, son. [to intruder] Boah, you done picked the wrong house. Hyuk hyuk hyuk. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/85 "2010-08-27T06:12:52Z")
**I am your better. Do as I say. Youuu!** “Yes, YOU! Do it now!!” **to the goddess walking home each day… I caught an intruder coming into my house** Let me guess; it was Zeus up to his old tricks again. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/86 "2010-08-27T07:40:36Z")
**Doctors remove 23kg tumour from patient The Earl Grey Horror** ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/87 "2010-08-27T08:34:48Z")
**Constipation. Help me out, folks… "Dad, do you have the strap on?"** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/88 "2010-08-27T13:20:34Z")
\*\* “Blame America First” Mosque to be built two blocks from Ground Zero \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/89 "2010-08-27T15:24:57Z")
\*\* Ladies, don’t let lax vaginal hygiene cost you that big promotion! Manly Smells \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/90 "2010-08-27T19:57:39Z")
\*\* What vacuum to buy? Thoughts and Masturbation\*\* Don’t Do It! I’ve heard too many horror stories from the Emergency Room! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/91 "2010-08-27T20:18:44Z")
Separated by two right now: \*\*What vacuum to buy? Robot Vacuum \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2010, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/92 "2010-08-28T02:29:11Z")
\*\* good plastic surgeons in Tamaulipas, Mexico Tell me about your experience with cauliflower ear\*\* Since I went to Dr. Nick “The Knife” Gonzalez, they’ve started calling me “Broccoli Bob”. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2010, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/93 "2010-08-28T07:14:47Z")
\*\*to the goddess walking home each day… I caught an intruder coming into my house \*\* See? I’m not just a creepy stalker, I can catch them too! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2010, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/94 "2010-08-28T13:26:02Z")
Helluva lineup in MPSIMS right now: \*\*Unusual medical procedures you’ve had or will have Doctors remove 23kg tumour from patient Ask the Person who Hasn’t had Running Water for Four Days Ladies, don’t let lax vaginal hygiene cost you that big promotion! If you’re looking for work, this may be helpful. Constipation. Help me out, folks… Manly Smells A Special Manly MMP \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2010, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/95 "2010-08-28T13:35:37Z")
**Hugh Hefner is cool? Why?? Manly Smells** Actually, I’d prefer to not think about what Hugh smells like. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2010, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/96 "2010-08-28T14:37:00Z")
**Last Day On The Job I’ve got a new job! Posting Sequential Threads!** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2010, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/97 "2010-08-28T17:27:19Z")
**Can anything be realistically done to extirpate the Snakehead fish? What aphrodisiacs work?** They’ve tried adding Cialis to the water, but that just results in lots more little Snakehead fish. \*\* People Who May/May Have Been Agnostics/Atheists Low flush toilet problem?\*\* Yes, you’ve hit on one of the downsides of being a nonbeliever. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2010, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/98 "2010-08-28T22:33:12Z")
**Help With Girlfriend Problem Could you kill a man?** Oh my, I really don’t like where this is going… ---
**Author:** ![Bootis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e8c25b/32.png) [@Bootis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bootis)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2010, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/99 "2010-08-28T22:46:11Z")
**How do you smuggle a live tiger onto a plane?** **Sometimes people don’t get the bloody obvious** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2010, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/100 "2010-08-29T00:18:03Z")
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