# I've got a new job! Posting Sequential Threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 20, 2010, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884 "2010-08-20T16:42:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2010, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/101 "2010-08-29T02:21:33Z")
\*\* What ways do we have to repel an alien invasion? Discrimination\*\* We don’t serve none of you pointy-headed aliens here. You gotta use the drive-through. \*\* How to respond to an inappropriate question? Did your family have an ice pick when you were little? Kept in a junk drawer in the kitchen?\*\* Well, we used to have one there, till one day Paw went berserk after Dallas lost in overtime and the coonhound peed in his bowling ball, and…hey! None of yer business!!! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2010, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/102 "2010-08-29T06:18:46Z")
\*\* NYC cabbie stabbed for being Muslim How Dare They Not Prosecute Tom Delay?\*\* He’s got to be responsible _somehow_. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2010, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/103 "2010-08-29T08:12:20Z")
**Hey! Feel like shattering someone else’s dreams? Then critique my writing, please. Thank you, Concerned Citizen. DIAF.** Well, you _did_ ask… ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2010, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/104 "2010-08-29T08:26:43Z")
**Parents, tell me your “Time-Out” methods, please. Going to Paris in a month.** I think (s)he was referring to the kids. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2010, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/105 "2010-08-29T19:03:39Z")
**This One’s for The Obama Loyalists, Pay Attention. Help me demonstrate that Sarah Palin is worthy of being President** Uhm, why would they want to do that? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2010, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/106 "2010-08-29T21:01:29Z")
**Drop side cribs The expanding Universe!** Aha! If I move this panel down, my universe expands to infinity! Now to plan my takeover. Aha! Haha! Hahahahahahahahaha! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2010, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/107 "2010-08-29T22:37:57Z")
**I’m gay and I just wanked to my first straight porn movie (NSFW and I imagine TMI) A Special Manly MMP They’ve been reading our mail here at SDMB** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2010, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/108 "2010-08-29T23:02:58Z")
**Swedes, I have a question If mankind lost the Bible, could we reproduce it?** Ya, shoor. But it be written in runes. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2010, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/109 "2010-08-30T00:51:32Z")
**Death of “The Guy” I pit modern electronics** Too difficult to repair? Or he got electrocuted? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2010, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/110 "2010-08-30T03:49:01Z")
\*\* Do you think my dog would protect my family in an emergency? They’ve been reading our mail here at SDMB\*\* Aha, that explains the drool marks. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2010, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/111 "2010-08-30T04:28:44Z")
**India police say 848 tonnes of explosives are missing Last Words** And with that, the police station exploded. On the plus side, this opened up a few new jobs. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2010, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/112 "2010-08-30T08:15:44Z")
> [@Nobody](#): > > **India police say 848 tonnes of explosives are missing > Last Words** > > And with that, the police station exploded. On the plus side, this opened up a few new jobs. Just came in to post this one, but with: “Ya better say yer prayers, ya flea-bitten varmint! I’ma gonna blow you to smithereenees!” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2010, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/113 "2010-08-30T12:25:45Z")
**I Want To Marry A Lighthouse Keeper… My Son Is Deserting Me. And That’s A Good Thing.** He’s upset that you won’t be depending on him anymore to avoid running aground. ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2010, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/114 "2010-08-30T13:12:24Z")
**What makes a house smell clean? Catching a serial shitter** Yeah, that would help. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2010, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/115 "2010-08-30T14:30:38Z")
\*\* Mosquitos Pregnancy Itch \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2010, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/116 "2010-08-30T16:24:22Z")
\*\*How Dare They Not Prosecute Tom Delay? Corruption \*\* Asked and answered. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2010, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/117 "2010-08-30T17:50:20Z")
**Help Me Demonstrate Sarah Palin Is a Moron Whack-a-Mole did something really stupid** Sorry, we’re not buying guilt-by-association here. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2010, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/118 "2010-08-30T18:44:11Z")
\*\* Is the Heat Death of the Universe necessarily permanent? If the sun stoped shining \*\* The heat death wouldn’t be permanent or even possible. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2010, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/119 "2010-08-30T20:59:20Z")
**Womanly smells I am being driven insane** Damn, if I could only bottle that I’d make a fortune. \*\*One more for the Stupid Injuries File How do you smuggle a live tiger onto a plane? Are people (as a group) actually stupid? \*\* That’s a reasonable conclusion about the Live Tiger Smugglers. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2010, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/120 "2010-08-31T02:31:01Z")
\*\* Are people (as a group) actually stupid? Everybody sing!\*\* March, dropouts, backward march Ain’t we a tragedy Leave us unite and fight, fight, fight For good ol’ stupidity! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884.md?page=7)