# I've got a new job! Posting Sequential Threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 20, 2010, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884 "2010-08-20T16:42:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2010, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/121 "2010-08-31T05:43:46Z")
**Catching a serial shitter Things to do in Oahu** I could think of better things to do with my time. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2010, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/122 "2010-08-31T08:35:52Z")
> [@Nobody](#): > > **India police say 848 tonnes of explosives are missing > Last Words** “Look, ma! Top of the world!” ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2010, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/123 "2010-08-31T08:49:32Z")
\*\* I have never been to Europe- in what ways is it better than the US? Asian cultures and feminine thinness\*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2010, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/124 "2010-08-31T12:36:25Z")
\*\* How do you smuggle a live tiger onto a plane? Mosquitos \*\* _LOTS_ of Mosquitos. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2010, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/125 "2010-08-31T13:13:45Z")
\*\*Is Hurricane Earl going to hit the American East Coast? Home invasions suck. \*\* Hurricane home invasions really suck (and blow). ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2010, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/126 "2010-08-31T13:56:44Z")
\*\*Last Words Everybody sing! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2010, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/127 "2010-08-31T14:04:32Z")
\*\* You guys want to hear what I sound like? My boy has forgotten how to talk \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2010, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/128 "2010-08-31T14:05:52Z")
\*\*So what is the “final solution”? Would Jesus have owned a gun? \*\* No, but Chrysostom would have. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2010, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/129 "2010-08-31T14:18:38Z")
**How did I turn into a grown-up without noticing? Missing hiker’s body found after 21 years** I guess you became a grown-up by rotting in the woods. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2010, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/130 "2010-08-31T14:30:17Z")
\*\* Are people (as a group) actually stupid? How do you smuggle a live tiger onto a plane? \*\* First, get a Group of People… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2010, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/131 "2010-08-31T15:06:25Z")
\*\* How common is this phenomenon? (animal-human related) Mosquitos \*\* Regrettably, _very_ common. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2010, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/132 "2010-08-31T16:03:06Z")
\*\* After Eight Months, We’re Getting Butterflies * * * Is this US bedbug thing for real? Adventures in Etymology \*\* Or _Adventures in E **n** tomology_ ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2010, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/133 "2010-08-31T16:16:36Z")
\*\* Bathtub cleaning suggestions? Toothpaste \*\* ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2010, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/134 "2010-08-31T17:50:38Z")
**Living in Saskatchewan, I never thought I would say this, but … I’ve got a new job! Posting Sequential Threads!** Congrats… I think. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2010, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/135 "2010-08-31T17:52:29Z")
\*\* Ladies, don’t let lax vaginal hygiene cost you that big promotion! Ask the guy who’s fasting for Ramadan \*\* ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2010, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/136 "2010-08-31T17:53:46Z")
**Oval Office gets a makeover That’s it…I’m joining the Ukrainian army!** Dude. It’s just a little redecoration. No need to get in a snit. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2010, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/137 "2010-08-31T19:04:00Z")
**Ask the guy who is hiding in your bushes. How common is this phenomenon? (animal-human related)** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2010, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/138 "2010-08-31T19:25:02Z")
**Swedes, I have a question Police / Breathalyzer Question** No, eating lutefisk will not cause you to flunk your Breathalyzer test. The field sobriety test, however, is another matter. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2010, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/139 "2010-08-31T21:59:32Z")
\*\*Ladies, don’t let lax vaginal hygiene cost you that big promotion! Ask the guy who is hiding in your bushes. \*\* And you wondered why why anyone would care. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/140 "2010-09-01T00:02:37Z")
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