# I've got a new job! Posting Sequential Threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 20, 2010, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884 "2010-08-20T16:42:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/141 "2010-09-01T03:16:03Z")
\*\*Constipation. Help me out, folks… Don’t flush tampons you moron! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/142 "2010-09-01T06:09:28Z")
**Help convince me that I did NOT see a ghost today** \*\*Ask the guy who is hiding in your bushes. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/143 "2010-09-01T08:23:16Z")
**Deaf or Blind? Baby boy’s name dilemma** Um, how about neither of those? ---
**Author:** ![Wallenstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5a626/32.png) [@Wallenstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallenstein)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/144 "2010-09-01T11:41:08Z")
\*\* Female Dopers, have you ever douched? Why? Why have most Discussion Boards dried up? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/145 "2010-09-01T13:07:35Z")
\*\* Unusual medical procedures you’ve had or will have I’ve got a new job! Posting Sequential Threads\*\* Ah, so you’ve had a lobotomy. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/146 "2010-09-01T13:32:21Z")
**So … Vegemite tastes just like… Jewish Dopers- what are you having for Rosh Hashanah?** Huh, most people say Jewish Dopers taste like chicken. In any case, they’re appropriate for Rosh Hashanah. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/147 "2010-09-01T15:30:49Z")
From “New Posts” \*\* “Lest We Forget” Nazi human skin lampshades \*\* Um, I don’t think I need that much reminding, thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/148 "2010-09-01T16:12:47Z")
**Are people (as a group) actually stupid?** **Ask the guy who’s hiding in your bushes.** 'Nuff said. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/149 "2010-09-01T19:04:25Z")
**My boy has forgotten how to talk Mormon Bishop Murdered in California** Yeah, sure, he “forgot” how to talk. How _convenient_. **Kittens + monkeys = win Why does my cat do this?** Because if she can get her kittens and monkeys to cooperate, they won’t need US anymore, they’ll have access to hands on their own! ---
**Author:** ![PsyXe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/54ee81/32.png) [@PsyXe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PsyXe)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/150 "2010-09-01T20:21:19Z")
**Why does my cat do this? My vet might as well keep my debit card** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/151 "2010-09-01T23:28:36Z")
**The future of the Republican party looks… 3 bedrroms 5 bathrooms, 2 bedrooms 4 bathrooms!??** So there will be two or three permanent party members who live in the same house, but each will have their own bedroom and bathroom, plus two extra bathrooms for guests. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/152 "2010-09-02T05:45:30Z")
**A Different and Better World Arriving in Toronto by bus.** ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/153 "2010-09-02T08:25:23Z")
**Weird Al Yankovic isn’t funny Help me out, please…who IS funny?** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/154 "2010-09-02T12:20:01Z")
**Clueless Car Salesmen Hello. I am a racist.** “It comes in every color but black.” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/155 "2010-09-02T17:03:38Z")
\*\*Foods that are great (or not) really because of texture, not taste. Fruitcake \*\* NOT! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/156 "2010-09-02T17:05:54Z")
\*\*Oddest place you’ve caught others having sex Fruitcake \*\* The place, or the person? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/157 "2010-09-02T17:53:25Z")
\*\*Redundancy is driving me crazy and insane Oh shit! Another gulf rig explodes! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/158 "2010-09-02T17:53:50Z")
Redundancy is driving me crazy and insane Escaping from a mental facility (eta: sequential in New Posts listings) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/159 "2010-09-02T19:08:55Z")
\*\* To flush or not to flush… your tampons The “How Cheap Can You Get?” Thread \*\* Don’t flush–rinse and reuse ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/160 "2010-09-02T19:10:00Z")
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