# I've got a sequential thread, and I'm not afraid to use it **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 3, 2005, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115 "2005-02-03T04:16:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2005, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/1 "2005-02-03T04:16:36Z")
What’s the crudest, most vulgar thing that you’ve heard someone say in public? I like my guy purse! ---
**Author:** ![FaerieBeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FaerieBeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FaerieBeth)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2005, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/2 "2005-02-03T04:59:24Z")
From MPSIMS: Geographical Challenge… Vandals in the Kitchen! ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2005, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/3 "2005-02-03T05:07:54Z")
Pervert Chiropractor Mom used to rub cool Noxema on my nipples… ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2005, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/4 "2005-02-03T15:41:07Z")
Pervert Chiropractor Dick isn’t here No…it isn’t…Put it away 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2005, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/5 "2005-02-03T15:53:59Z")
‘\*\*Hm. Better call somebody. It felt like an earthquake.’ Man pees his way out of an avalanche \*\* ---
**Author:** ![ArrMatey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/arrmatey/32/3522_2.png) [@ArrMatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArrMatey)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2005, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/6 "2005-02-03T17:34:36Z")
“My kitten is sick!” "The good news? No one killed . . . " ---
**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2005, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/7 "2005-02-03T20:48:56Z")
**’Hm. Better call somebody. It felt like an earthquake.’ Whatta shock, thanks for the warning!** ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2005, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/8 "2005-02-03T21:28:30Z")
In\*\* IMHO\*\*: **Bahamas: What to do?** **Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your savior?** ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2005, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/9 "2005-02-03T23:11:31Z")
Just popped up in MPSIMS: \*\*The DMarks Win $14,000! My GOD that’s a lot of money \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2005, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/10 "2005-02-04T06:27:27Z")
From IMHO: What’s the dumbest thing you’ve done lately? Communicate with the dead ---
**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2005, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/11 "2005-02-04T16:57:20Z")
Thanks to our friend **Crandolph**" Don’t dare ask a moderator what “political” means What’s political and what isn’t… –Cliffy ---
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2005, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/12 "2005-02-04T19:53:34Z")
Landmark New York ruling re: gay marriage: IT’S LEGAL!!! Whatta shock, thanks for the warning! ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2005, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/13 "2005-02-04T21:55:41Z")
In MPSIMS: Any other people trying to quit smoking out there? About Mount St. Helens… ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2005, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/14 "2005-02-05T00:20:40Z")
Thanks, Tuckerfan. As of today, I’m a father ---
**Author:** ![Waenara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/50afbb/32.png) [@Waenara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waenara)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2005, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/15 "2005-02-05T03:12:02Z")
I have bad taste. Please join me. The DoMe Chair (NOT work safe) ---
**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2005, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/16 "2005-02-05T04:21:42Z")
New Posts: \*\*Mom used to rub cool Noxema on my nipples… Will a Car Dealer Do This?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2005, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/17 "2005-02-05T12:44:10Z")
And delightfully in MPSIMS… I lost a pair of shorts Ye gods! Whatta shock,thanks for the warning 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/18 "2005-02-06T04:12:59Z")
In IMHO: -Who would win in a fight between…? -“America” vs. “United States” ---
**Author:** ![c\_carol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@c\_carol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c_carol)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2005, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/19 "2005-02-07T01:01:19Z")
Breaking News!!! My car is making a squealing noise ---
**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2005, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/20 "2005-02-07T02:44:19Z")
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