# I've got a sequential thread, and I'm not afraid to use it **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 3, 2005, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115 "2005-02-03T04:16:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2005, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/21 "2005-02-07T02:55:07Z")
Have you accepted Jesus Christ as you personal savior? What’s wrong with braniacs with long hair? ---
**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2005, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/22 "2005-02-07T03:00:44Z")
Well, now we know what’s in the Mystery Shed The DoMe Chair (NOT work safe) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2005, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/23 "2005-02-07T19:38:42Z")
**Where is the best place to pick up “easy” women? Why do people hate Miss Manners?** I image her response to the first question might answer the second. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2005, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/24 "2005-02-07T20:46:39Z")
**MPSIMS** Pssst…Hey Hal…over here… The Dope is infecting my brain! Crazy Crazy Crazy & Shirley Ujest: I Found A Boyfriend For Your 5 Yr Old Daughter! She thought I was a GIGOLO!!! ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2005, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/25 "2005-02-08T14:53:04Z")
everyone’s a critic in Cafe Society: I need some miserable songs. Do you like opera? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2005, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/26 "2005-02-08T15:29:28Z")
In **General Questions** : **Will this really save a cow’s life? Coffee-flavored breastmilk cheese** ---
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2005, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/27 "2005-02-08T16:53:11Z")
\*\*Crazy Crazy Crazy House! House! House!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![av8rmike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/edb3f5/32.png) [@av8rmike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/av8rmike)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2005, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/28 "2005-02-08T16:58:05Z")
> [@Ghanima](#): > > Crazy Crazy Crazy > > House! House! House! Put them together and get “Crazy House! Crazy House! Crazy House!” That’s just too perfect for words. ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2005, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/29 "2005-02-08T17:42:02Z")
From new posts: Napoleon, Waterloo, Hemorrhoids Al Gore or Wesley Clark in 2008… ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2005, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/30 "2005-02-08T17:44:20Z")
MPSIMS: **Jesus saved me! He can save you, also. Whatta shock, thanks for the warning!** ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/31 "2005-02-09T10:57:40Z")
MPSIMS The SDMB Celebrity Death Pool 2005 The Death of Mary Queen of Scots Well,you can’t include her.I don’t care if she was on your list.You’re 450 years out of date 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/32 "2005-02-09T11:41:45Z")
Great Debates: Current Next Pope Predictions Let’s talk about demons and hell! ---
**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/33 "2005-02-09T11:51:08Z")
MPISMS: I’ve got a sequential thread, and I’m not afraid to use it Dear god, not another newbie. Stereotypes about people My Russian professor is a ninja! ---
**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/34 "2005-02-09T18:43:11Z")
From GQ: Why are the Dutch so tall? Coffee flavored breastmilk cheese and Canadians invade U.S.! Comprehensive list of gangs ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/35 "2005-02-10T11:11:51Z")
Straight Russian Politician Plans To Marry Man To Push Gay Rights So…the boyfriend and I have set a date…far,far in the future ---
**Author:** ![Saltire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saltire/32/553_2.png) [@Saltire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saltire)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/36 "2005-02-10T19:21:47Z")
A triplet, here in MPSIMS: \*\*I feel like posting a stupid joke ``` Eminem and Ron Jeremy lock horns ``` Ho ho HO!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/37 "2005-02-10T19:57:28Z")
Another 3-fer in MPSIMS this morning Meigs Field ‘abandoned’, says Chigago Chicago area dopers - Help!(ORD Parking) Missing Person, Chicago Area - need some help ---
**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/38 "2005-02-10T20:27:21Z")
Also in MPSIMS (this one speaks for itself) I feel like posting a stupid joke Reply to this topic as if you were 10 years old ---
**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/39 "2005-02-11T15:10:24Z")
I feel like posting another stupid joke Oddly compelling little game… Dear god, not anoother newbie ---
**Author:** ![yellowval](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/919ad9/32.png) [@yellowval](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yellowval)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/40 "2005-02-11T15:17:49Z")
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