# I've got a sequential thread, and I'm not afraid to use it **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 3, 2005, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115 "2005-02-03T04:16:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![RancidYakButterTeaParty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/53a042/32.png) [@RancidYakButterTeaParty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RancidYakButterTeaParty)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/41 "2005-02-11T16:49:32Z")
At my most recent doctors appointment: “Only a urologist could say this, but that looks just fine” Talk about a confidence builder. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/42 "2005-02-11T21:12:27Z")
\*\*MPSIMS: I am a terrible pet owner. Bunny suicides My Eyes! The Goggles Do Nothing! I’m Engaged, and everybody’s fine but her dad. I must exploit my ugliness to conquer the world! My health care equipment is rated X! It’s the first time I’ve seen that on the bus What were the founders thinking? We have sexy lingerie for YOU! BBQ: Stop being so civil! Dear Annie: You Suck\*\* [maybe a bit _more_ civil] \*\* Is this stupid idea somehwhat clever? Parents throw baby out of moving car GQ: Michael Jackson and the Elephant Man What crime is this character guilty of? \*\* [he sure is quite a character…] \*\* IMHO: Does anyone think Michael Jackson is innocent? Qs on celibacy, priesthood, and sexual relations Where is the best place to pick up “easy” women? Will a Car Dealer Do This? CS: Sexiest non-sex scene since the sixties Wife Swap: Arizona Lesbian and Texas Tighty Righty\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/43 "2005-02-11T22:10:58Z")
IMHO: \*\*Are you ugly? What Torture Method Would You Be? \*\* _snicker_ ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/44 "2005-02-11T22:52:47Z")
Help me not look like a complete tool. Dear God, not another newbie. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2005, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/45 "2005-02-12T00:04:17Z")
Need Assistance with my Valentines Gift Why can’t women just sell their babies? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2005, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/46 "2005-02-12T00:18:15Z")
From IMHO: TMI:The most unusual/interesting/odd thing(s) you’ve used to help along masturbation? Need Assistance with my Valentines Gift ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/47 "2005-02-14T18:25:01Z")
From IMHO: I Need Funny/Inspirational Quotes “The Big Bang is a Fake: I Can Prove It” ---
**Author:** ![Improv\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b3f665/32.png) [@Improv\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Improv_Geek)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/48 "2005-02-14T21:05:58Z")
From MPSIMS: Magic kisses don’t work anymore So, would Gaudere’s jaw extend like this? … Except the second line actually reads ‘law’ instead of ‘jaw’. So it is a funny sequential title only if you misread it, as I have so graciously made much easier by mistyping it. So I guess now you you need to read it right my mistyping to get the misreading I wanted you to get. _phew_ ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/49 "2005-02-16T11:57:44Z")
Another cracker from MPSIMS Doper Women:would this impress you?(TMI) New Nozzle Design means Smaller Droplets… :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/50 "2005-02-17T14:18:10Z")
Cafe Society: Movies: What scares the crap out of you? Chucky versus the Zuni Warrior Fetish Doll ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/51 "2005-02-17T18:47:34Z")
MPSIMS: Another right wing freak spawns gay baby Happy birthday, Coldfire! Well, it made _me_ giggle. ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/52 "2005-02-17T20:54:13Z")
In MPSIMS If you could ask you pet one question What’s this splodgy thing that lives in the corner where the stamp goes? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/53 "2005-02-17T23:12:18Z")
How do you get a bad smell out of a car Impediments to Charles/Camilla wedding ---
**Author:** ![c\_carol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@c\_carol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c_carol)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/54 "2005-02-18T02:47:14Z")
ladies: what do you crave (TMI: PMS)? Elevator Disco ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/55 "2005-02-18T03:19:29Z")
> [@Priceguy](#): > > MPSIMS: > > Another right wing freak spawns gay baby > Happy birthday, Coldfire! > > Well, it made _me_ giggle. A combo I decided **not** to post, from two days ago: Another right wing freak spawns gay baby I’m beginning to worry about my husband (I figure Aaron can come out on his own as and when he chooses to do so, if that happens to be his orientation, and it’s insulting to Airman Doors to refer to him as a right wing freak! ;)) ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/56 "2005-02-19T10:30:24Z")
I jujst ruined my wife The biggest galactic flash ever What the hell size am I? Imagines a man in a mac lurking behind a planet and then leaping out 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/57 "2005-02-19T13:21:24Z")
**You’re a popular prolific director: what’s your signature gimmick? Battle of the movie bands** It’s rare that a question in Cafe Society gets answered so perfectly. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/58 "2005-02-19T20:56:16Z")
I have ruined my wife Hey! I just saw an ex-girlfriend on the boob-tube! Women get to have all the (unintended) fun Why are the best ladies taken? ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Violaceous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Miss\_Violaceous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Violaceous)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/59 "2005-02-21T15:01:29Z")
I gots one! Right here in MPSIMS. May I brag? I had SEX! (TMI, duh.) ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/60 "2005-02-21T23:11:37Z")
\*\*I bowled 217 last night! May I brag? \*\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115.md?page=4)