# I've got a sequential thread, and I'm not afraid to use it

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 3, 2005, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115 "2005-02-03T04:16:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/61 "2005-02-22T00:50:05Z")

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I had sex(TMI)  
Intimate relations with plants :eek:

Or for those of a less fetishistic nature

It’s my birthday.I turned sixteen  
I had sex(TMI)

Well,start as soon as you can 😃

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**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/62 "2005-02-23T19:20:46Z")

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More poignant than amusing…  
And no offence meant norinew,it just happened to fall that way ☹ and I completely disagree with ‘other people’

How in the eyes of other people have you ‘‘failed’’ as a parent?  
My daughter comes out of rehab today

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/63 "2005-02-23T19:58:37Z")

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In the Pit:  
George Bush shut the fuck up!

Shut your fucking dog up!

You got laid. Good for you. Now shut up.

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**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/64 "2005-02-23T20:27:19Z")

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Color cartridge on my Lexmark Z515 printer won’t print  
Is there proof that HP actually time bombs it’s printer cartridges?  
hehe. I know, i know, but it was still funny

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**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/65 "2005-02-23T20:33:52Z")

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GQ:

Most complicated drink possible at Starbucks  
Bird flu pandemic?

The Pit:

Mum  
You got laid. Good for you. Now shut up.

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**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/66 "2005-02-24T20:58:20Z")

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From General Questions:

Ye Gods! Is a “bot” taking over my PC?  
Best small arms for use against…robots?

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-sequential-thread-and-im-not-afraid-to-use-it/288115/67 "2005-02-25T20:54:18Z")

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\*\*What can I eat/drink to make my farts smell like roses?

Coors “Frost-Brewed”? \*\*

_Don’t count on it, buddy._

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