# I've got two chickens to paralyze...pack your bags we leave tonight! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 24, 2021, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-two-chickens-to-paralyze-pack-your-bags-we-leave-tonight/931344 "2021-01-24T05:27:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2021, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-two-chickens-to-paralyze-pack-your-bags-we-leave-tonight/931344/62 "2021-01-26T01:09:25Z")
> [@Reeses\_Monkey](#): > > I am a firm believer that the outside temperature should never be lower than my age I’m getting to the point where I don’t want the temperature to be _higher_ than my age. ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2021, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-two-chickens-to-paralyze-pack-your-bags-we-leave-tonight/931344/63 "2021-01-26T03:05:44Z")
I’ve never lived in a place where either condition was met, in either Celsius or Farenheit. (Although it’s been awhile since Celsius was higher than my age…) ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2021, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-two-chickens-to-paralyze-pack-your-bags-we-leave-tonight/931344/64 "2021-01-26T03:19:18Z")
I am easy. I would just like to visit [the two peaks](https://youtu.be/1SOtzXNRZIY). ---
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2023, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-two-chickens-to-paralyze-pack-your-bags-we-leave-tonight/931344/65 "2023-06-22T12:18:23Z")
> [@DavidNRockies](#): > > there _is no such thing_ as a bad show at Red Rocks. I … stand corrected: > **[Red Rocks says it will 'talk with Mother Nature' after hail sends 7 to hospital](https://www.9news.com/article/weather/severe-weather/major-hailstorm-red-rocks/73-7c624b6c-ab21-48ed-abc5-8d39d2af4106)** > > Hail up to the size of tennis balls pelted Red Rocks concertgoers. Seven people were taken to the hospital. ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2023, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-two-chickens-to-paralyze-pack-your-bags-we-leave-tonight/931344/66 "2023-06-22T12:46:25Z")
We did Athens and a Greek Islands cruise right after Covid and I would highly recommend it to anyone. Rome and the Western Mediterranean is next year. The Mrs. and I came up with a bucket list of places to visit that will not exist in the next 25-50 years: Venice (due to flooding), Alaska (specifically the glaciers) and Okavango Delta (due to general climate change). We have already visited Venice and our Alaskan cruise is in less than 45 days so I have to say Okavango although Costa Rica is a close second. ---
**Author:** ![Chad\_Sudan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chad_sudan/32/4509_2.png) [@Chad\_Sudan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chad_Sudan)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2023, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-two-chickens-to-paralyze-pack-your-bags-we-leave-tonight/931344/67 "2023-06-22T13:07:48Z")
[The Seychelles](https://www.lonelyplanet.com/seychelles) – some of the most beautiful beaches on earth, crystal-clear water, exotic culture, and giant tortoises! (I’m hoping this offer is all-expenses-paid?) ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2023, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-two-chickens-to-paralyze-pack-your-bags-we-leave-tonight/931344/68 "2023-06-22T13:21:20Z")
I came here to say the Seychelles, but since it’s already taken 🙂 I’ll head to the Maldives, with accomodations in an overwater bungalow. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2023, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-two-chickens-to-paralyze-pack-your-bags-we-leave-tonight/931344/69 "2023-06-22T13:28:59Z")
I heard there is a cozy little submarine that takes you all the way down to see the _Titanic_ in person and that it is a breathtaking experience. They also say Costa Rica is very beautiful and safe and has incredible national parks and biodiversity. Come to think of it, perhaps the latter would be better. ---
**Author:** ![Two\_Many\_Cats2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/779978/32.png) [@Two\_Many\_Cats2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats2)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2023, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-two-chickens-to-paralyze-pack-your-bags-we-leave-tonight/931344/70 "2023-06-23T13:29:26Z")
I wouldn’t hesitate. I’d go to Venice in Italy. I’d like to see it before I die, or before it’s underwater, whichever comes first. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-two-chickens-to-paralyze-pack-your-bags-we-leave-tonight/931344.md?page=3)