# I've Had A Crap Day... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 28, 2011, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-a-crap-day/604377 "2011-11-28T21:52:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-a-crap-day/604377/21 "2011-11-30T01:48:46Z")
I actually got paid twenty bucks for a limerick, once. It was a long time ago and the magazine has gone out of print. (Not my fault.) A sorcerous vampire, Thume, Took a succubus up to his room Where they argued all night Over who had the right To drain away what, and from whom. (And if you don’t think it’s worth twenty bucks, that’s not my fault, either.) ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-a-crap-day/604377/22 "2011-11-30T02:02:29Z")
> [@pbbth](#): > > Would [boobies](http://aussieexotics.com/photo/?pic=36383&th=2569&po=82615&nm=boobies.jpg&thnm=Motivational-Posters-%28possibly-NWS%29&pstr=mondi) help? Wow! Nice boobies. ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-a-crap-day/604377/23 "2011-11-30T02:05:46Z")
You had a crap day? Does that mean you gave a shit or that you took one? ---
**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-a-crap-day/604377/24 "2011-11-30T03:05:04Z")
There once was a lim’rick with one line. -D/a ---
**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-a-crap-day/604377/25 "2011-11-30T03:52:12Z")
For bad days, I always prescribe [a box of kittens](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVebMKT3uDs). - Dr. phouka ---
**Author:** ![Teufelblitz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@Teufelblitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Teufelblitz)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-a-crap-day/604377/26 "2011-11-30T11:52:19Z")
> [@Cryptic\_C62](#): > > There once was a man from Cologne > Whose mouth had a mind of its own > He frets and frets > That he’s got Tourette’s > SHIT PISS FUCK ASS That reminds me of one my friend posted the other day: What do we want? A cure for tourette’s! When do we want it? Cunt! ---
**Author:** ![Moonlitherial](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4bbf92/32.png) [@Moonlitherial](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonlitherial)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-a-crap-day/604377/27 "2011-11-30T13:29:32Z")
Do you hope the DJ’s gonna play your favorite[song](http://www.lyricsfreak.com/t/triumph/magic+power_20254053.html)? ---
**Author:** ![Ca3799](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9f8e36/32.png) [@Ca3799](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ca3799)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-a-crap-day/604377/28 "2011-11-30T13:57:32Z")
Aren’t you a red-head? Here: [Tim Michin singing “Prejudice”](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN_0qvuhhw&feature=related) ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-a-crap-day/604377/29 "2011-11-30T14:59:57Z")
There was an unstoppable meme Begun on the Straight Dope t’would seem The lim’ricks they’d write Were never quite right And all because some sheepfucker had a bad day! 😉 I’ve had my share of harsh days lately too. Hang in there. ---
**Author:** ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-a-crap-day/604377/30 "2011-11-30T15:04:59Z")
Should I courier you a sheep? kidding, just kidding [Old Jews Telling Jokes always cheer me up](http://www.youtube.com/user/OldJewsTellingJokes). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-a-crap-day/604377.md?page=1)