# I've had it with the lack of creativity in tossing insults in the pit. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 6, 2015, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745 "2015-10-06T20:07:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/1 "2015-10-06T20:07:39Z")
I like Frank, don’t get me wrong, but he totally sucks at tossing about insults. Moron, idiot, even fucking idiot are so 1980. Frank isn’t the only one. Look at Chegfguy (another well liked poster) in [this thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=771066) Shit, dog shit? Come on Chefguy, that’ 1960 shit right there. It isn’t just these two. It’s 17/19 of the board who are insult-generating challenged. It’s pandemic here. Even the Donald comes up with new stuff on occasion, and he’s a camel scrotum. Get creative, if that vibrating blowup fuckdoll can do it, you can too. THIS SHIT HAS GOT TO STOP. I DEMAND CREATIVE INSULTS. Improve your insult before I shit in your toasters. BTW, I like Frank and Chefguy. And I hereby agree to help them generate worthy insults for their next pit endeavor. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/2 "2015-10-06T20:15:38Z")
Listen, **Morgenstank** , if I want any shit from you, I’ll wipe it off your lip. Why I oughtta. . . ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/3 "2015-10-06T20:34:08Z")
I remember the days when you could throw around a good “felching” and have it still _mean_ something. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/4 "2015-10-06T20:37:07Z")
This thread stinks like a wet turd on asphalt in August. I’ve seen a brain damaged baboon massage her asshole with more intelligence and charm than you display in all 6270 of your posts, but your OP is the stupidest yet. For you to be considered a half-wit, I’d have to round up. Pound sand, you hairy-tongued knuckle biter. ---
**Author:** ![watchwolf49](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9c0ed/32.png) [@watchwolf49](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/watchwolf49)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/5 "2015-10-06T20:53:55Z")
Someone hold that cat’s tail for **Morgenstern** , he keep missing … ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/6 "2015-10-06T21:04:23Z")
Feeling cranky pants today? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/7 "2015-10-06T21:15:22Z")
**Morgenstern** is a sad, sad little man, who wishes for the feelings of the day of his youth, when a clever insult could ring out and be new, and creative, and different, and exciting! How dreary it must be to be so old that you’ve heard them all before. The abstract denunciation of one as despicable; the low assessment of one’s intelligence; the scatological metaphor; the description of formerly unheard-of and bizarre (but now merely quaint) recreational practices; accusations of deplorable hygiene; insinuations that one is morally bankrupt–all have been heard before, all are tedious. Comparisons to detested historical figures? Either too obscure to do any good, or tired and old hat. How about describing someone as a metaphorically contemptible animal? Well, it probably just insults the animal. The tedium is inescapable. Insults lose their flavor, then their very appeal. At some point, the aged give up on insults entirely. Let’s face it, you won’t feel young again until your brain starts to go. **Morgenstern** is at the beginning of this journey. He still hopes childishly that an insult can make him _feel_ something. But he will learn. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/8 "2015-10-06T21:21:49Z")
**Morgenstern,** you contemptible puffed up smidgen of blowfish shit… Is that what you were going for? ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/9 "2015-10-06T21:41:11Z")
Jesus-H-titty-fucking-Christ-on-a-pogo-stick - you call that a rant? I could take a wet shit on my keyboard and the resulting garbled mess of keystrokes would be a more meaningful contribution to this board than that. Piss off and don’t come back until you’ve redeemed yourself! Better? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/10 "2015-10-06T21:42:42Z")
There you go, and I thought the rectum relish around here had no imagination. I’m feeling better about some of you. Some of you still smell like you sleep with corpses though. ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/11 "2015-10-06T21:47:53Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Some of you still smell like you sleep with corpses though. That’s called \*eau de your momma \*. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/12 "2015-10-06T22:03:01Z")
This thread is a river of shit draining into an ocean filled with turd archipelagoes. ---
**Author:** ![Memnon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f1d935/32.png) [@Memnon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Memnon)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/13 "2015-10-06T22:06:05Z")
This thread is about as much use as a thalidomide baby at a circle jerk, and the OP is so stupid he probably has to whistle when he goes to the toilet to remind himself which end to shit through. But other than that he seems pretty cool. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/14 "2015-10-06T22:08:30Z")
> [@](#): > > This thread is a river of shit draining into an ocean filled with turd archipelagoes. The Fugs, \*Wide, Wide, River\*. (I'm totally into classical music). ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/15 "2015-10-06T22:09:08Z")
It was a very cunty day the day cunt was banned. It turned the Pit into a cunt. ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/16 "2015-10-06T22:11:10Z")
OP… You’re a bad person. ---
**Author:** ![Memnon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f1d935/32.png) [@Memnon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Memnon)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/17 "2015-10-06T22:13:09Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > It was a very cunty day the day cunt was banned. It turned the Pit into a cunt. Bring back the cunt! Seriously though, not allowing the word cunt in the pit is retarded. I can call someone a suppurating bubo on the anus of humanity with a mother so slatternly she got fired from a sperm bank for drinking on the job, but I can’t call them a cunt? That’s like 8 different levels of retarded right there. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/18 "2015-10-06T22:15:43Z")
If I cared an ant’s asshole about your pathetic, tedious whining, I would beat you senseless with the snotty end of my fuckstick. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/19 "2015-10-06T22:15:58Z")
> [@](#): > > …That’s like 8 different levels of retarded right there. You see, Heaven isn’t angels and harps and singing. Heaven is the place you go where the rules make sense. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/20 "2015-10-06T22:44:46Z")
I’m feeling so much better about the creativity here. Some is actually good. Well, most of you anyway, there’s still a few who need to turn your vibrators down to medium when you post. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745.md?page=2)