# I've had it with the lack of creativity in tossing insults in the pit. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 6, 2015, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745 "2015-10-06T20:07:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2015, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/21 "2015-10-07T00:26:05Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > I like Frank, don’t get me wrong, but he totally sucks at tossing about insults. Moron, idiot, even fucking idiot are so 1980. Frank isn’t the only one. Look at Chegfguy (another well liked poster) in [this thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=771066) Shit, dog shit? Come on Chefguy, that’ 1960 shit right there. > > It isn’t just these two. It’s 17/19 of the board who are insult-generating challenged. It’s pandemic here. Even the Donald comes up with new stuff on occasion, and he’s a camel scrotum. Get creative, if that vibrating blowup fuckdoll can do it, you can too. > > THIS SHIT HAS GOT TO STOP. I DEMAND CREATIVE INSULTS. > > Improve your insult before I shit in your toasters. > > BTW, I like Frank and Chefguy. And I hereby agree to help them generate worthy insults for their next pit endeavor. Then why did you utterly fail to use any yourself? :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2015, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/22 "2015-10-07T00:47:46Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > Then why did you utterly fail to use any yourself? :rolleyes: Because he likes me. You dweeb. Ah shit, fucked up again, didn’t I? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2015, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/23 "2015-10-07T00:49:41Z")
> [@Frank](#): > > Because he likes me. You dweeb. > > Ah shit, fucked up again, didn’t I? What a dork. ---
**Author:** ![Stringbean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Stringbean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stringbean)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2015, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/24 "2015-10-07T00:53:01Z")
Pit is dogshit. ---
**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2015, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/25 "2015-10-07T00:54:29Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > I like Frank, don’t get me wrong, but he totally sucks at tossing about insults. Moron, idiot, even fucking idiot are so 1980. Frank isn’t the only one. Look at Chegfguy (another well liked poster) in [this thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=771066) Shit, dog shit? Come on Chefguy, that’ 1960 shit right there. > > It isn’t just these two. It’s 17/19 of the board who are insult-generating challenged. It’s pandemic here. Even the Donald comes up with new stuff on occasion, and he’s a camel scrotum. Get creative, if that vibrating blowup fuckdoll can do it, you can too. > > THIS SHIT HAS GOT TO STOP. I DEMAND CREATIVE INSULTS. > > Improve your insult before I shit in your toasters. > > BTW, I like Frank and Chefguy. And I hereby agree to help them generate worthy insults for their next pit endeavor. whatever. the Pit is where you are _allowed_ to insult other posters. insults are _not_ compulsory, and the tendency of some people to try to craft insults towards other posters when not necessary is irritating. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2015, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/26 "2015-10-07T01:21:27Z")
Let’s go down to the Pit and throw insults in it. ---
**Author:** ![Sefton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Sefton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sefton)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2015, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/27 "2015-10-07T02:05:08Z")
Three. Three is the number of generations of inbreeding it would take for me to produce a jackass like you, **Morgenstern**. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2015, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/28 "2015-10-07T02:27:02Z")
If you’re having trouble coming up with good insults, there’s always [dial-a-curse](https://youtu.be/5lm6HtRhOTw). ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2015, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/29 "2015-10-07T02:37:17Z")
> [@jz78817](#): > > whatever. the Pit is where you are _allowed_ to insult other posters. insults are _not_ compulsory, and the tendency of some people to try to craft insults towards other posters when not necessary is irritating. Masticate my munchables, meatsack. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2015, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/30 "2015-10-07T02:45:17Z")
> [@Sefton](#): > > Three. Three is the number of generations of inbreeding it would take for me to produce a jackass like you, **Morgenstern**. That’s fair for a first effort, but I wouldn’t open with it. Here, try this. _You certainly enjoy parking your van near parks._ The reader has to fill in a few blanks, and that always adds to the impact. Now, try again, but leave a little to the imagination. ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2015, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/31 "2015-10-07T13:26:57Z")
**Morgenstern** is the Kim Davis of this board. Selectively using his authority to abuse others. In other words, a poopy-head. There, I’ve said it. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2015, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/32 "2015-10-07T13:51:13Z")
You, sir, are not a gentleman. ---
**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2015, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/33 "2015-10-07T14:47:24Z")
Why don’t you crawl back into whatever wet hole you call home … ---
**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2015, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/34 "2015-10-07T14:49:07Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > And I hereby agree to help them generate worthy insults for their next pit endeavor. I guess it beats getting a job, being in a relationship, creating something, or pretty much any other human endeavor. You go Morgenstern, you are a winner in the game of life. ---
**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2015, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/35 "2015-10-07T14:52:33Z")
How’s that ? You complete waste of bumwipe? An insult isn’t the same as colorful shit stained cum dripping from your mouth, anyone can string together the old bodily excretions and your momma and think they are clever. But to really insult somebody, you have to hit em where they know they are weak. Then it hurts. Just cursing and spewing your idiocy on the sidewalk for anyone to step in later is lazy, pathetic, it’s not even an insult, it’s just the deranged rantings of a homeless person, nobody cares. OK your fellow drunkmonkey loser might find it amusing, but mores the pity. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2015, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/36 "2015-10-07T16:02:37Z")
> [@AncientHumanoid](#): > > Let’s go down to the Pit and throw insults in it. And you are a douchebag for trying (feebly and lamely) to mock [the original douchebag](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php). ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2015, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/37 "2015-10-07T16:17:02Z")
Original “tosser”. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2015, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/38 "2015-10-07T16:46:55Z")
“I don’t positively hate you all of the time.” – Somerset Maugham, _The Razor’s Edge_ ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2015, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/39 "2015-10-07T17:56:34Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > And you are a douchebag for trying (feebly and lamely) to mock [the original douchebag](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php). “That’s the spirit!” - Roy Batty ---
**Author:** ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2015, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/40 "2015-10-07T18:09:45Z")
> [@AncientHumanoid](#): > > Let’s go down to the Pit and throw insults in it. You will have to start a petition to rename the BBQ Pit to The Quarry. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745.md?page=3)