# I've had it with the lack of creativity in tossing insults in the pit. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 6, 2015, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745 "2015-10-06T20:07:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2015, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/41 "2015-10-07T18:13:56Z")
You smell like Art Garfunkel’s post-tour corduroys. ---
**Author:** ![Small\_Hen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ad7895/32.png) [@Small\_Hen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Small_Hen)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2015, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/42 "2015-10-07T18:17:56Z")
Goddamn, Morgenstern, you’re so dumb I wanna cry about it. How did your mama even get pregnant with a mental defect like you? Did your daddy lean back and hock a loogie on her pussy? i’ve been reading too much stephen king lately. somehow sounds like one of his. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2015, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/43 "2015-10-07T18:53:14Z")
> [@Tithonus](#): > > Bring back the cunt! > > Seriously though, not allowing the word cunt in the pit is retarded. I can call someone a suppurating bubo on the anus of humanity with a mother so slatternly she got fired from a sperm bank for drinking on the job, but I can’t call them a cunt? That’s like 8 different levels of retarded right there. Even more so now because the lady who was called a cunt and got the cunt rule put in place is no longer among us. ---
**Author:** ![watchwolf49](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9c0ed/32.png) [@watchwolf49](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/watchwolf49)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/44 "2015-10-08T02:41:45Z")
So the flea treatment you tried didn’t work … that’s sad … ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/45 "2015-10-08T03:07:38Z")
Personally I consider \*\*Frank \*\*to be something of a morgenstern and \*\*Chefguy \*\* to be a total morgenstern. Harsh, almost unforgivable, words I know, but sometimes you have to call it like it is. ---
**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/46 "2015-10-08T13:25:09Z")
Upvoted ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/47 "2015-10-08T21:05:00Z")
Damn your seventh grandfather. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/48 "2015-10-08T22:12:02Z")
May all your children be lawyers. ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/49 "2015-10-08T22:24:24Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > May all your children be lawyers. Nah they’ve seen what my life is like and hopefully won’t be that silly! ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/50 "2015-10-08T22:57:08Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > That’s fair for a first effort, but I wouldn’t open with it. > > Here, try this. > > _You certainly enjoy parking your van near parks._ > > The reader has to fill in a few blanks, and that always adds to the impact. Now, try again, but leave a little to the imagination. Well, someone with even moderate skill at English and more flair than a one-petaled daisy would know not to reuse the syllable “park” within a sentence. An alternate that could prove acceptable to someone accustomed to assembling words in media other than brightly-colored wooden blocks and letter-shaped refrigerator magnets might be: _You certainly enjoy parking your van near playgrounds._ I’m sure you will advance with the passage of time, though I doubt any glaciers will view you with envy. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2015, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/51 "2015-10-09T00:58:15Z")
> [@Princhester](#): > > Nah they’ve seen what my life is like and hopefully won’t be that silly! OK, then, Art History majors. ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2015, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/52 "2015-10-09T01:03:38Z")
You have a sick mind, 'luci. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2015, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/53 "2015-10-09T01:53:15Z")
Hey, now, Frank says “Fuck” right there in the [thread title.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=771445) ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2015, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/54 "2015-10-09T02:10:48Z")
You’re a silly man who smells of wee. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2015, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/55 "2015-10-09T02:50:41Z")
My girlfriend texted me once to say that the man sitting next to her on the bus smelled of wee. Perhaps that was him. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2015, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/56 "2015-10-09T03:34:58Z")
Maybe it was she herself! ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2015, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/57 "2015-10-09T04:50:17Z")
**Morganstern** , your shit is flakey. If you don’t get your shit together, we’re going to all jump in your shit! Oh, and guys, just a warning… NEVER let **Morganstern** watch your herd of goats or sheep for you when you go away for a weekend. He uses mint jelly in ways that it was never meant to be used. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2015, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/58 "2015-10-09T05:04:09Z")
> [@Ethilrist](#): > > My girlfriend texted me once to say that the man sitting next to her on the bus smelled of wee. Perhaps that was him. No! What she said the smell was of stale cigarette smoke, vodka and pee. Get it right. Honestly, 90% of these insults are about as boring as watching the bag lady poop in a tin can. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2015, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/59 "2015-10-09T05:17:19Z")
Pics, or it didn’t happen. ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2015, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/60 "2015-10-09T13:21:04Z")
No one has called anyone a feltcher, yet? Seems underused. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745.md?page=4)