# I've had it with the lack of creativity in tossing insults in the pit. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 6, 2015, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745 "2015-10-06T20:07:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2015, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/61 "2015-10-09T13:29:55Z")
But it’s unimaginative. That’s the complaint here. People are lazy and don’t even try anymore. Just calling names is so third grade. ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2015, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/62 "2015-10-09T13:40:04Z")
> [@FXMastermind](#): > > But it’s unimaginative. Really? This is the Dope, so I imagine a lot of posters know what feltching is, but people in general? [Who knows what feltching is without looking it up.] ---
**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2015, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/63 "2015-10-09T13:41:36Z")
Spoken like a true felcher ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2015, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/64 "2015-10-09T20:01:42Z")
I think there should be a “Sickening Niceness” thread. Have the posters that have pitted Dopers like **LinusK** and **Snowboarder Bo** say nice things about them instead, and be excessive in the treacly and syrupy goodness. Smarm instead of snark. Embarrassing aunt kissy face in public stuff. ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2015, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/65 "2015-10-09T20:25:14Z")
> [@FXMastermind](#): > > Spoken like a true felcher Sounds like you have some experience. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2015, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/66 "2015-10-10T00:56:33Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > I think there should be a “Sickening Niceness” thread. > > Have the posters that have pitted Dopers like **LinusK** and **Snowboarder Bo** say nice things about them instead, and be excessive in the treacly and syrupy goodness. Smarm instead of snark. Embarrassing aunt kissy face in public stuff. You could put them in the quarry and throw fluffy bunnies at them. ---
**Author:** ![nachtmusick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ac91a4/32.png) [@nachtmusick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nachtmusick)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2015, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/67 "2015-10-10T06:57:40Z")
You are all fucking imbeciles. If you wrote everything you knew on a piece of paper I couldn’t wipe my ass with it. ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2015, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/68 "2015-10-10T07:04:40Z")
Your ass is so big you couldn’t wipe it with the Library of Congress. ---
**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2015, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/69 "2015-10-10T13:44:35Z")
You only know that because you had your entire head up there! ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2015, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/70 "2015-10-11T00:18:24Z")
What can I say? It looked like a road tunnel and I drove in. ---
**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2015, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/71 "2015-10-11T02:09:52Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > May all your children be lawyers. everybody hates lawyers until they need one. ---
**Author:** ![purplehearingaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@purplehearingaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehearingaid)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2015, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/72 "2015-10-11T02:38:36Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > I like Frank, don’t get me wrong, but he totally sucks at tossing about insults. Moron, idiot, even fucking idiot are so 1980. Frank isn’t the only one. Look at Chegfguy (another well liked poster) in [this thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=771066) Shit, dog shit? Come on Chefguy, that’ 1960 shit right there. > > It isn’t just these two. It’s 17/19 of the board who are insult-generating challenged. It’s pandemic here. Even the Donald comes up with new stuff on occasion, and he’s a camel scrotum. Get creative, if that vibrating blowup fuckdoll can do it, you can too. > > THIS SHIT HAS GOT TO STOP. I DEMAND CREATIVE INSULTS. > > Improve your insult before I shit in your toasters. > > BTW, I like Frank and Chefguy. And I hereby agree to help them generate worthy insults for their next pit endeavor. How old are you ??? I can’t believe you’re pissing and moaning that people insults are not creative enough ! I am more concerned about what going in the world than trying keep you from having a tantrum ! ---
**Author:** ![even\_sven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dfb087/32.png) [@even\_sven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/even_sven)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2015, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/73 "2015-10-11T03:17:07Z")
This thread is dumb. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2015, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/74 "2015-10-11T04:15:47Z")
> [@purplehearingaid](#): > > How old are you ??? I can’t believe you’re pissing and moaning that people insults are not creative enough ! I am more concerned about what going in the world than trying keep you from having a tantrum ! You need another date with BOB. That or you’re retaining water. since you’re new here, BOB = battery operated boyfriend ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2015, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/75 "2015-10-11T04:21:33Z")
OP: You’re about as useful as Rapunzel in cornrows. Maybe your brains got close-cropped. My imagination’s fertile, yours is fertilizer; you raise a stink, but I’m in full flower. There. Is that creative enough, OP, or must I start peppering you with the corny stuff? ---
**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2015, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/76 "2015-10-12T18:20:05Z")
> [@even\_sven](#): > > This thread is dumb. On that we can all agree ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2015, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/77 "2015-10-14T01:37:08Z")
Only if you’re a poopy pants. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2015, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/78 "2015-10-14T02:28:16Z")
So, there’s no empathy or compassion here for those afflicted with Irritable Bowel Syndrome? ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2015, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/79 "2015-10-14T03:37:25Z")
This is the pit. You could have stopped at “here”, **elucidator**. ---
**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2015, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745/80 "2015-10-14T09:38:23Z")
> [@Princhester](#): > > This is the pit. You could have stopped at “here”, **elucidator**. That is one of the best descriptions ever. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-had-it-with-the-lack-of-creativity-in-tossing-insults-in-the-pit/733745.md?page=5)