# I've Just Been to the Worst Website Ever! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 27, 2003, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-just-been-to-the-worst-website-ever/151299 "2003-01-27T19:02:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2003, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-just-been-to-the-worst-website-ever/151299/21 "2003-01-28T03:41:45Z")
> [@](#): > > Go to [somethingawful.com](http://somethingawful.com) and search for tubgirl. If you can’t find that link, consider yourself lucky. > > Beware: The information I’ve given could allow one to view an image that is capable of inducing vomiting in even strong-stomached individuals. I’m a strong hand with the BS, but this is serious. Don’t go to that site on a work or family computer. > > That’s all I’m going to say. Oh jeez, dare I go? I’m being pulled…should I do it? I can’t, I don’t really have _that_ strong of a stomach. Plus it’s late, and I don’t want nightmares. But, man, it’s tempting…I _can’t._ On the other hand, I have survived goatse…but, no, I can’t. I _won’t._ DARN YOU, DERLERTH! I CAN’T DO IT! ---
**Author:** ![Rhum\_Runner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rhum\_Runner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhum_Runner)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2003, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-just-been-to-the-worst-website-ever/151299/22 "2003-01-28T03:44:40Z")
Oh, I’ll make it easy for you www. tubgirl .com Still rinsing my eyes. Yes, it really is that bad. I will tell you, it isn’t decomposition, which I find worse. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2003, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-just-been-to-the-worst-website-ever/151299/23 "2003-01-28T03:58:21Z")
Oh Mama Cass, please tell me that’s photoshopped. Goatse is a mantle-worthy portrait compared to that. :smack: \<–Happy, crushing his eyeballs ---
**Author:** ![Booker57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Booker57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Booker57)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2003, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-just-been-to-the-worst-website-ever/151299/24 "2003-01-28T04:25:34Z")
Lead me not. Damn that was bad. How do you wash out your minds eye? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2003, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-just-been-to-the-worst-website-ever/151299/25 "2003-01-28T04:37:33Z")
Oh sweet Jesus, that makes Goatsec look like little fluffy bunnies! ---
**Author:** ![Caffeine.addict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f475e1/32.png) [@Caffeine.addict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caffeine.addict)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2003, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-just-been-to-the-worst-website-ever/151299/26 "2003-01-28T04:39:29Z")
That was disgusting. I think I am going to be sick. We really do need a barfing smiley. ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2003, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-just-been-to-the-worst-website-ever/151299/27 "2003-01-28T04:44:48Z")
Oh dear God. I like how the one part was pixelated out. ---
**Author:** ![Rhum\_Runner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rhum\_Runner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhum_Runner)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2003, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-just-been-to-the-worst-website-ever/151299/28 "2003-01-28T04:45:26Z")
So, how about those electric cars eh? Man, those web sites are brutal! B-R-U-T-A-L! ---
**Author:** ![red\_dragon60](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@red\_dragon60](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/red_dragon60)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2003, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-just-been-to-the-worst-website-ever/151299/29 "2003-01-28T05:13:30Z")
Do I even have to MENTION goatse man? What has the SDMB become when nobody talks about it! ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2003, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-just-been-to-the-worst-website-ever/151299/30 "2003-01-28T05:17:34Z")
> [@](#): > > Do I even have to MENTION goatse man? What has the SDMB become when nobody talks about it! What’re me and **Guin**? Chopped liver? ---
**Author:** ![Phoenix\_Dragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/65b543/32.png) [@Phoenix\_Dragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phoenix_Dragon)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2003, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-just-been-to-the-worst-website-ever/151299/31 "2003-01-28T05:28:44Z")
Ehh. I’ve seen worse… ---
**Author:** ![mmjewett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mmjewett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mmjewett)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2003, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-just-been-to-the-worst-website-ever/151299/32 "2003-01-28T05:48:04Z")
oh no, beagledave – this is a much more “worthy” site: [http://www.mulletsgalore.com](http://www.mulletsgalore.com) ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2003, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-just-been-to-the-worst-website-ever/151299/33 "2003-01-28T06:42:18Z")
I’ll say one thing: Exposure to Japanese pornography (all of the _severely_ deranged shit comes out of Japan, it seems) has changed forever any ideas I once had about human sexuality. Forget Kinsey: Get a newsfeed that includes the binary groups and see things _nobody_ discusses with pollsters. I have come to firmly believe the aphorism, commonly bandied about in certain usenet newsgroups, TWIAVBP (“The World Is A Very Big Place”). It isn’t that big in terms of size, but in terms of sheer human variety it is huge. Huger than most humans, living quiet little parochial lives, would ever imagine. The Internet has brought all that to my doorstep, and now it is mine to examine and attempt to find the beauty in. “I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe.” – Batty, _Blade Runner_, but oddly appropriate here. ---
**Author:** ![Cubsfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Cubsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cubsfan)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2003, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-just-been-to-the-worst-website-ever/151299/34 "2003-01-28T07:56:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Derleth \* > \*\*I’ll say one thing: Exposure to Japanese pornography (all of the _severely_ deranged shit comes out of Japan, it seems) has changed forever any ideas I once had about human sexuality. Forget Kinsey: Get a newsfeed that includes the binary groups and see things _nobody_ discusses with pollsters. > > I have come to firmly believe the aphorism, commonly bandied about in certain usenet newsgroups, TWIAVBP (“The World Is A Very Big Place”). It isn’t that big in terms of size, but in terms of sheer human variety it is huge. Huger than most humans, living quiet little parochial lives, would ever imagine. The Internet has brought all that to my doorstep, and now it is mine to examine and attempt to find the beauty in. > > “I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe.” > – Batty, _Blade Runner_, but oddly appropriate here. \*\* I am at work and can’t check that picture out but I think I have seen it. Is this the one with the japanese girl with her legs doubled over her head in a bath tub with a fountain of diarrihea shooting from her ass directly on her face? If it is I think goatse is more disturbing. ---
**Author:** ![Brutus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Brutus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brutus)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2003, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-just-been-to-the-worst-website-ever/151299/35 "2003-01-28T08:05:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rhum Runner \* > \*\*So, how about those electric cars eh? Man, those web sites are brutal! > > B-R-U-T-A-L! \*\* I would ask you kindly to not use ‘brutal’ in a perjorative context. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-just-been-to-the-worst-website-ever/151299/36 "2003-01-31T02:16:11Z")
**Stinky** , I think some people could have gone _without_ the description. That’s why we have spoiler tags. ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-just-been-to-the-worst-website-ever/151299/37 "2003-01-31T02:46:49Z")
:eek: I have never been closer to not believing in God. That site was…was…whoa. ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-just-been-to-the-worst-website-ever/151299/38 "2003-01-31T03:19:09Z")
OK, so I had to see it too. So, anyone got any of that drug that Mulder was forced to take on the _X-Files_, that made him forget the recent past? ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-just-been-to-the-worst-website-ever/151299/39 "2003-01-31T03:34:53Z")
That electriccars site was laid out like one of those pay-porno sites. Like if you sign up, you can see an electric Hummer. Hey, look at me, I made a pun 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Beagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Beagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beagle)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-just-been-to-the-worst-website-ever/151299/40 "2003-01-31T03:44:27Z")
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