# I've Just Been Told To Go Fuck My Mother **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 23, 2008, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-just-been-told-to-go-fuck-my-mother/457519 "2008-07-23T19:02:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![clairobscur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/839c29/32.png) [@clairobscur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clairobscur)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2008, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-just-been-told-to-go-fuck-my-mother/457519/41 "2008-07-24T21:19:07Z")
[QUOTE=bubastis] But you guys aren’t addressing my problem, dammit! Should I actually fuck my mother? :smack: [/QUOTE] From your own admission, you’re currently not even able to fuck your girlfriend. I doubt it would be any better with your mother. ---
**Author:** ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2008, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-just-been-told-to-go-fuck-my-mother/457519/42 "2008-07-24T21:21:42Z")
[QUOTE=bubastis] Manager; I think my salesman should handle his own problem customers. (walks back into the office). [/QUOTE] He said that to the customer? -FrL- ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2008, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-just-been-told-to-go-fuck-my-mother/457519/43 "2008-07-24T21:24:28Z")
> [@bubastis](#): > > But you guys aren’t addressing my problem, dammit! Should I actually fuck my mother? Head home, check out your pictures of mom. If “Bub Jr” responds, then dump your current GF and give your mom a ring. Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2008, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-just-been-told-to-go-fuck-my-mother/457519/44 "2008-07-24T22:10:19Z")
Your job sucks and I would tell the customers it’s the owner’s policy. Fuck the owner he’s and ass, and not worth supporting in a pinch. I’m not commenting on the sex part. ---
**Author:** ![Gukumatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/74df32/32.png) [@Gukumatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gukumatz)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2008, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-just-been-told-to-go-fuck-my-mother/457519/45 "2008-07-24T22:52:38Z")
You _know_ you’re dealing with cowardly management when they demand that _you_ take responsibility for _their_ actions. And such a fucking ripoff scam, at that! But to be clear - were the customers informed of the policy about deposits? The specifics, that is? Because I, as a normal Ola, would’ve assumed you meant “I’m going to hold your cash in ransom until you come back, so I’m not just sitting on this merchandise I can sell for nothing. If you don’t come back in the agreed-upon-time, let’s say 24 hours, I take the money.” ---
**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-just-been-told-to-go-fuck-my-mother/457519/46 "2008-07-25T02:19:46Z")
[QUOTE=phouka] Yeah, I’ve been told to go fuck my mother once. By a student. In Spanish. And he didn’t know that I’d been taking Spanish classes with half of the faculty, and we’d specifically asked for the curse words. Boy, was he surprised. Also, he got a three-day suspension from the principal for it. Sucks that you can’t do that to your former customers. [/QUOTE] Are we talkin’ the ol’ “ch\*\*\*\* du madre” crap? I never took Spanish, and I know what that means. We anglos learned it from the Mexican sugarbeet workers when we were kids. You had to take Spanish class to figure that out? ---
**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-just-been-told-to-go-fuck-my-mother/457519/47 "2008-07-25T02:26:48Z")
[QUOTE=bubastis] Ok, yeah, I work in a nightmare shithole. But you guys aren’t addressing my problem, dammit! Should I actually fuck my mother? :smack: [/QUOTE] Okay, if you’re sick enough to even ask this question, then two things: (1) I seriously want to have a beer with you because I have some jokes that will earn me free beers from you and (2) no, you insensitive sonofabitch – you’ll probably cuckold your best friend and there go two wonderful relationships you desperately need! ---
**Author:** ![NineToTheSky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5a626/32.png) [@NineToTheSky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NineToTheSky)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-just-been-told-to-go-fuck-my-mother/457519/48 "2008-07-25T16:21:38Z")
[QUOTE=bubastis] Ok, yeah, I work in a nightmare shithole. But you guys aren’t addressing my problem, dammit! Should I actually fuck my mother? :smack: [/QUOTE] How hot is she? ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-just-been-told-to-go-fuck-my-mother/457519/49 "2008-07-25T18:35:55Z")
Is she a MILF? ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-just-been-told-to-go-fuck-my-mother/457519/50 "2008-07-25T20:04:48Z")
If you do, wear a condom so you can get your deposit back. Regards, Shodan [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-just-been-told-to-go-fuck-my-mother/457519.md?page=2)