# I've Just Seen the Worst Movie Ever! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 3, 2006, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-just-seen-the-worst-movie-ever/338202 "2006-01-03T06:55:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2006, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-just-seen-the-worst-movie-ever/338202/41 "2006-02-13T06:34:19Z")
> [@The Lovely Margo Lane](#): > > **Marley23** , _Kingdom of the Spiders_ isn’t that good, but I was surprised by how chilling the slowly zooming out matte painting ending was. I also liked the theme song. I don’t remember the theme song. And yeah, the ending is creepy- but it’s hard to make up for stuff like The woman blowing a hole in her hand by trying to shoot a spider off. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Lovely\_Margo\_Lane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/34f0e0/32.png) [@The\_Lovely\_Margo\_Lane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Lovely_Margo_Lane)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2006, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-just-seen-the-worst-movie-ever/338202/42 "2006-02-13T06:52:41Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > I don’t remember the theme song. And yeah, the ending is creepy- but it’s hard to make up for stuff like > > The woman blowing a hole in her hand by trying to shoot a spider off. Oh come on! That was great! Face it- if the lead was anyone but Shatner it would be a classic 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2006, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-just-seen-the-worst-movie-ever/338202/43 "2006-02-13T12:37:29Z")
> [@Kaspar Hauser](#): > > Someone revived a month-old thread to nitpick the color of a bodybag? Nope. I wrote my OP unaware of this thread. Someone linked THIS thread into mine, and so I came and read it out of politeness- I didn’t know it had been started a month ago, or whenever it was started. Once arriving, I pointed out a factual error. If you check the other thread, the one I OP’d, and check the date and timestamp of the post notifying me that this thread existed, then see the date and timestamp of my “nitpicky” thread in here, you will see that I am telling the truth. And, this is the Straight Dope. Some of us care about details in here. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2006, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-just-seen-the-worst-movie-ever/338202/44 "2006-02-13T12:41:06Z")
> [@ouryL](#): > > Is my memory faulty or didn’t they release two versions of All That Jazz? One was R rated and the other one had some sex scenes cut? According to it’s [IMDB Listing](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078754/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnx0dD0xfGZiPXV8cG49MHxxPUFsbCBUaGF0IEphenp8bXg9MjB8bG09NTAwfGh0bWw9MQ__;fc=1;ft=20;fm=1), it only shows a release in the USA of an R rated version. ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2006, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-just-seen-the-worst-movie-ever/338202/45 "2006-02-13T12:49:47Z")
Actually I used to have a real live morgue body bag in the boot (trunk) of my car. It had a zip all the way around so you could lay it out as a groundsheet. It was an almost irridescent blue. And people would always ask, “What is that?” ---
**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2006, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-just-seen-the-worst-movie-ever/338202/46 "2006-02-13T16:29:50Z")
Hi O.P., You apparently haven’t seen Phat Beach. Phat Beach (1996) Directed by Doug Ellin Tagline: Ain’t nobody but a g-string. Plot Outline: A hefty homeboy borrows his dad’s Mercedes and goes to the beach with his friends for wild sun & fun. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2006, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-just-seen-the-worst-movie-ever/338202/47 "2006-02-17T20:39:15Z")
No, no, no. Everyone knows that _Liquid Sky_ is, without a doubt, the biggest waste of film ever created. Sweet Zombie Jesus, it’s bad. Truly putrescent. ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2006, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-just-seen-the-worst-movie-ever/338202/48 "2006-02-17T22:27:12Z")
My life’s aspiration is to die exactly like Gideon did-full Broadway production (even tho I can’t sing or dance a lick), all my friends in the audience, enthusiastically performing “Bye bye my life bye bye”. Best. Death. Scene. EVER! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Long\_Road](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5a626/32.png) [@The\_Long\_Road](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Long_Road)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-just-seen-the-worst-movie-ever/338202/49 "2006-02-18T00:20:15Z")
Go rent _Diary of a Sex Addict_. It is the worst movie ever. Years from now some alien race will show up and vaporize us because they picked up the transmission of this movie polluting space. _13_ would be right behind that. My wife denies ever renting those movies. Whenever I mention them she simply says, “I don’t know what you are talking about”. ---
**Author:** ![YellowTail](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/b5ac83/32.png) [@YellowTail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YellowTail)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-just-seen-the-worst-movie-ever/338202/50 "2006-02-18T00:40:05Z")
Wow, talking about being on different wave lengths. I stand by my assessment. I don’t know much of anything about Broadway and after seeing AtJ I don’t want to. BTW, I love Chicago. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-just-seen-the-worst-movie-ever/338202/51 "2006-02-18T16:47:36Z")
> [@The Long Road](#): > > My wife denies ever renting those movies. Whenever I mention them she simply says, “I don’t know what you are talking about”. The key to a successful marriage, no doubt. 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-just-seen-the-worst-movie-ever/338202.md?page=2)