# I've lost my Nads!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-lost-my-nads/313443>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 21, 2005, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-lost-my-nads/313443 "2005-07-21T09:34:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Jennyrosity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@Jennyrosity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennyrosity)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2005, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-lost-my-nads/313443/1 "2005-07-21T09:34:42Z")

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“There is a problem with the message board you are trying to access.”

Huh. I _knew_ things were going too smoothly in our new home. Personally, I blame **Garius**.

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2005, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-lost-my-nads/313443/2 "2005-07-21T09:39:54Z")

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Yep, its all **Garius’** fault.

No NADS! I get a database errror. I think it may be Invision rather than your internet connection.

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**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2005, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-lost-my-nads/313443/3 "2005-07-21T10:50:16Z")

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aha - No NADS for me either. ☹

Some kind of [del]failure[/del] deferred success from Invision, I suppose.

Sob sob, what to do.

I have learned that my flat will be demolished, and now the powers of evil are demolishing my internet homes too? Doubleplusungood. :eek:

(On the bright side, I have now played with the new “del” toy.)

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2005, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-lost-my-nads/313443/4 "2005-07-21T10:58:13Z")

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OK, I’ve just been talking to NADS admin about this, and it looks like Invision are having a bit of a nightmare. Their entire server 11, on which NADS is one of the boards hosted, has gone down. There’s only one person with access to that database, and he’s currently asleep, the lazy slacker!

Looks like we’ll have to amuse ourselves by other means for now. We’ve got the cricket on in the office.

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**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2005, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-lost-my-nads/313443/5 "2005-07-21T11:26:49Z")

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> [@Angua](#):
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> Looks like we’ll have to amuse ourselves by other means for now. We’ve got the cricket on in the office.

“Amuse”?

“Cricket”?

Not belong in same paragraph, same post, same thread, same board, or same WORLD!!!  
Um, does the above suggest that I need more cofee, or less?

Vote now. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2005, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-lost-my-nads/313443/6 "2005-07-21T11:45:20Z")

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> [@Celyn](#):
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> “Amuse”?
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> “Cricket”?
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> Not belong in same paragraph, same post, same thread, same board, or same WORLD!!!  
> Um, does the above suggest that I need more cofee, or less?
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> Vote now. 🙂

Hey, we’re hammering the Aussies – 97 for 5. 🙂

And yes, you need more coffee. Everyone always needs coffee. There is no such thing as not enough coffee.

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**Author:** ![Jennyrosity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@Jennyrosity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennyrosity)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2005, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-lost-my-nads/313443/7 "2005-07-21T11:55:53Z")

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Bloody hell, I’m actually getting work done today, DAMN YOU INVISION!!!

In the mean time, I’d like to share a thought I had while listening to the radio this morning:

“Oh I love to love, but my baby just loves to dance, he wants to dance, he needs to dance…”

Darlin’, your baby’s GAY. G-A-Y - **GAY!**

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**Author:** ![Jennyrosity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@Jennyrosity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennyrosity)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2005, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-lost-my-nads/313443/8 "2005-07-21T12:01:42Z")

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Oooh, it’s back up.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2005, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-lost-my-nads/313443/9 "2005-07-21T14:22:47Z")

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Ah. Somebody must have given your NADS a good swift kick.
