# I've made my purchase, now kindly fuck off. (Best Buy)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-made-my-purchase-now-kindly-fuck-off-best-buy/347889>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 10, 2006, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-made-my-purchase-now-kindly-fuck-off-best-buy/347889 "2006-03-10T22:52:40Z")\
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**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2011, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-made-my-purchase-now-kindly-fuck-off-best-buy/347889/201 "2011-03-16T16:37:25Z")

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Best Buy rants never go out of style.

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2011, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-made-my-purchase-now-kindly-fuck-off-best-buy/347889/202 "2011-03-16T16:38:21Z")

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I have actually had very good experiences at our local Best Buy. I remember a specific example when I went there to buy a cover for my Kindle and they were sold out of the one I wanted, the guy said “I know we will get some in later this week, but I am pretty sure they have them at Staples right now, next door.” The only up-selling I ever get is one question and that’s it, a simple “no thanks” ends it. I have never been asked for my zip code or phone number. And finally I never sem to be wanting for some assistance, but they are not pushy.

I must live near the Bizarro Best Buy or something, given some of the comments.

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**Author:** ![Wallenstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5a626/32.png) [@Wallenstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallenstein)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2011, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-made-my-purchase-now-kindly-fuck-off-best-buy/347889/203 "2011-03-17T09:17:18Z")

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> [@Gangster\_Octopus](#):
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> I have actually had very good experiences at our local Best Buy. I remember a specific example when I went there to buy a cover for my Kindle and they were sold out of the one I wanted, the guy said “I know we will get some in later this week, but I am pretty sure they have them at Staples right now, next door.” The only up-selling I ever get is one question and that’s it, a simple “no thanks” ends it. I have never been asked for my zip code or phone number. And finally I never sem to be wanting for some assistance, but they are not pushy.
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> I must live near the Bizarro Best Buy or something, given some of the comments.

Or they’ve upped their game since 2006 - maybe they’ve taken on board this thread’s content and, suitably chastened, have changed their policies.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2011, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-made-my-purchase-now-kindly-fuck-off-best-buy/347889/204 "2011-03-17T17:33:57Z")

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> [@jjimm](#):
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> …
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> Cashier: I need a zip code.
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> Me: I don’t have one.
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> Cashier: Everywhere has a zip code.
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> Me: Not in Ireland.

Thank you – I’m going to START going to big box stores, just so I can give these answers. With my horridly fake _Iiiii-rish Occc-cent_, o’ coorse!

And I’ll try to work the phrase “magically delicious” into the exchange.  
Oh, and _“Ye wouldna have a weeee baked puh-Taaahy-toh in yer poocket fahr me, wouja, lass?”_

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2011, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-made-my-purchase-now-kindly-fuck-off-best-buy/347889/205 "2011-03-17T19:01:42Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> Thank you – I’m going to START going to big box stores, just so I can give these answers. With my horridly fake _Iiiii-rish Occc-cent_, o’ coorse!
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> And I’ll try to work the phrase “magically delicious” into the exchange.  
> Oh, and _“Ye wouldna have a weeee baked puh-Taaahy-toh in yer poocket fahr me, wouja, lass?”_

Don’t forget to wear your leprechaun shoes.

Do you all have a receipt for this zombie?

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**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-made-my-purchase-now-kindly-fuck-off-best-buy/347889/206 "2011-03-21T16:35:25Z")

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Huh. I totally forgot I started this thread. Seems Best Buy has gotten a bit less intrusive since 2006.

ETA: I’m still thoroughly annoyed that I have to prove to security that I paid for my merchandise by showing my receipt. Wal-Mart is the most annoying about this… the people actually get nasty when I refuse.

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**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-made-my-purchase-now-kindly-fuck-off-best-buy/347889/207 "2011-03-21T19:07:56Z")

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> [@Agent\_Foxtrot](#):
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> Look, I’ve given you my money, haven’t I? Is there any more need to market me to death or put me on a bajillion mailing lists? Instead of trying to nickel-and-dime your patrons, why don’t your suits put their energy into improving costumer service?

I, for one, applaud the revival of this thread because I am appalled, I say, appalled at the state of costuming in today’s retail environment.

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