# I've never been drunk. You?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-never-been-drunk-you/515787
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [October 30, 2009, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-never-been-drunk-you/515787 "2009-10-30T23:28:58Z")
**Posts on this page:** 7
**Page:** 14
### Author:  [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)
#### Post date: [November 12, 2009, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-never-been-drunk-you/515787/261 "2009-11-12T15:12:43Z")
> [@Amber\_in\_Treasury](#):
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> I’ve never driven a car (I’m 26)
Hey, another 26-year-old non-driver! High five.
Well, okay, I drove a car exactly once, when I was 17, for maybe five or ten minutes.
> [@Muffin](#):
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> From what I’ve seen (not being a drinker myself), beer goes with pizza, pizza goes with apres-ski, and apres-ski goes with wine. What’s a decent chalet host to do?
Pizza also goes with wine. The right wine and the right pizza, anyway. But beer also goes well. Beer and pizza (with root- options on the former for people who don’t like beer) is my traditional way of thanking friends who help me move or otherwise do tedious crap for my apartment.
> [@Muffin](#):
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> The Norwegians won a lot of money that evening.
Rule #1: A sure bet… isn’t.
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### Author:  [@filling\_pages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/filling_pages)
#### Post date: [November 12, 2009, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-never-been-drunk-you/515787/262 "2009-11-12T18:02:07Z")
> [@Amber\_in\_Treasury](#):
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> **MeanOldLady** , are you MOL from the MDM chat board? I’m lanternchikk - and no, I haven’t been stalking you!😉
Joe\_Twelvepack here, though I barely ever post these days. I was quite active on there a few years back.
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### Author:  [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)
#### Post date: [November 12, 2009, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-never-been-drunk-you/515787/263 "2009-11-12T19:20:17Z")
Machine debug manager?
Market-dominant minority?
Marszałkowska Dzielnica Mieszkaniowa?
Mechanically deboned meat?
Melodic death metal?
Modern Drunkard Magazine?
Personally, I’m hoping for #4.
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### Author:  [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)
#### Post date: [November 12, 2009, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-never-been-drunk-you/515787/264 "2009-11-12T19:28:53Z")
> [@filling\_pages](#):
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> Joe\_Twelvepack here, though I barely ever post these days. I was quite active on there a few years back.
So then you _have_ been drunk before, is what you’re saying? Shot, it’s either #4 or #6. Pick whichever makes you happy.
The internets feel so… incestuous.
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### Author:  [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)
#### Post date: [November 12, 2009, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-never-been-drunk-you/515787/265 "2009-11-12T19:32:59Z")
What’s funny is that I almost never (to my knowledge) run into people from some of the largest communities I’ve been a part of (think 500k+). Now, granted, the name I use here is different from the one I was using back then (it was taken), but still, even elsewhere, nada.
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### Author:  [@filling\_pages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/filling_pages)
#### Post date: [November 12, 2009, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-never-been-drunk-you/515787/266 "2009-11-12T20:50:09Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#):
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> So then you _have_ been drunk before, is what you’re saying? Shot, it’s either #4 or #6. Pick whichever makes you happy.
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> The internets feel so… incestuous.
Oh, I’ve dabbled a little in the effects of alcohol. In fact, I’m pretty sure it’s edging up on beer o’clock right now.
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### Author:  [@SCSimmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCSimmons)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2009, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-never-been-drunk-you/515787/267 "2009-11-13T02:52:14Z")
I have only been drunk once. A college girlfriend insisted on getting me drunk “to find out what I was like” when inebriated. I’m not sure what the theory behind that was. (The answer: goofy and puky.)
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