# I've never had pubic hair...... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 16, 2007, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-never-had-pubic-hair/396159 "2007-03-16T05:18:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Faruiza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@Faruiza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faruiza)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2007, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-never-had-pubic-hair/396159/41 "2007-03-16T22:32:13Z")
I wish I knew what it was in me that makes me so hostile over the not knowing what someone’s talking about when they say something like, “I just COULDN’T tell you THAT!” Seriously. I can’t get zen enough for that not to bother me. It’s childish, I know. But I can’t seem to help it. **’Mika** , love, I hate to have to do this, but you’re off my christmas card list until further notice. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2007, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-never-had-pubic-hair/396159/42 "2007-03-16T23:04:29Z")
I am sorry… I like Faruiza, too. ☹ One of these days, I’ll get up to it, I’m sure. ---
**Author:** ![Roboto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b77776/32.png) [@Roboto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roboto)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2007, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-never-had-pubic-hair/396159/43 "2007-03-16T23:25:29Z")
Due to the odd nature of the OP, I am of 2 opinions: 1. Rainbow is a guy, not a girl. 2. This is not the first time he’s posted in the forums. Call me a cynic, I don’t know. I just think it’s some weird pervert with a shaving pubes fetish who gets off on reading the comments from other girls about their own pubes. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Not passing moral judgement, just expressing an opinion. ---
**Author:** ![some\_white\_dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b487fb/32.png) [@some\_white\_dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/some_white_dude)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2007, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-never-had-pubic-hair/396159/44 "2007-03-17T00:00:47Z")
I also kinda thought it might be a sock when I first read it, **Roboto**. In any case, we seem to have scared her/him off. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2007, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-never-had-pubic-hair/396159/45 "2007-03-17T00:24:29Z")
[QUOTE=Anaamika] Ok let me add an addendum - I’d like to get the _right_ answer. [/QUOTE] [Clears throught tersely] This **IS** The Straight Dope, yanno. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2007, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-never-had-pubic-hair/396159/46 "2007-03-17T05:55:19Z")
[QUOTE=Quiddity Glomfuster] That’s why it’s too bad the ‘sock’ rule is so stringently applied. I’ve been on other boards where members wanting to ask anonymous questions can post as guests. Saves embarrassment all round. [/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Faruiza] I wish I knew what it was in me that makes me so hostile over the not knowing what someone’s talking about when they say something like, “I just COULDN’T tell you THAT!” Seriously. I can’t get zen enough for that not to bother me. It’s childish, I know. But I can’t seem to help it. **'Mika** , love, I hate to have to do this, but you’re off my christmas card list until further notice. 😛 [/QUOTE] :o **Anaamika** = **Rainbow**?!? or **Autolycus** = **Rainbow**!?! Wow, the mind boggles! :the face that lets everybody know I’m joking, not accusing, without detracting from the humor: ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2007, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-never-had-pubic-hair/396159/47 "2007-03-17T06:24:05Z")
I think we should start a thread trying to guess **Anaamika’s** TMI question. With a prize for the correct guess and everything. ---
**Author:** ![MostlyClueless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@MostlyClueless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MostlyClueless)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2007, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-never-had-pubic-hair/396159/48 "2007-03-17T08:42:33Z")
This will probably get me banned. So be it. ---
**Author:** ![Taber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2007, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-never-had-pubic-hair/396159/49 "2007-03-17T21:31:12Z")
and then the next guest to post an embaressing question gets barraged with “Are you Anaamika? Are you Anaamika? huh? are you?” ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2007, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-never-had-pubic-hair/396159/50 "2007-03-17T22:15:37Z")
[QUOTE=MostlyClueless] This will probably get me banned. So be it. [/QUOTE] Heh. I don’t think we have Internet cafes here. I suppose I could go to the library. But..methinks I should let all this furor die down, anyway! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![WarmNPrickly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@WarmNPrickly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WarmNPrickly)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2007, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-never-had-pubic-hair/396159/51 "2007-03-17T23:05:27Z")
Christopher —\> Sees wife coming. Switches to thread on karaoke. ---
**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2007, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-never-had-pubic-hair/396159/52 "2007-03-18T01:16:24Z")
Early or late 2001? See, I’m trying to picture the person who sits through all the 9/11 posts; doesn’t feel a need to reply to posts about births, deaths, and other life events; never joins a game or comments on another Doper’s picture… Then finally gets a guest membership to ask about being a dental hygienist, state that she never makes her bed and, oh yeah, the thing about the pubic hair. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Rainbow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7993a0/32.png) [@Rainbow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rainbow)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2007, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-never-had-pubic-hair/396159/53 "2007-03-18T02:28:51Z")
I’ve been really lazy about registering. I read all te posts about births, death, 9-11 without posting because I just felt content enough to read and not share an opinion about anything. I probably won’t be posting much on the boards. That’s probably a relief for everyone. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2007, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-never-had-pubic-hair/396159/54 "2007-03-18T13:38:27Z")
[QUOTE=MostlyClueless] This will probably get me banned. So be it. [/QUOTE] Giving these instructions won’t get you banned (yet), but it does earn you a warning, and _will_ lead to your banning if you keep it up. If we discover that you have, in fact, created a sock in the past, your account will be banned immediately regardless of your paid membership. Them’s the rules, folks; all we ask is that you follow them. ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2007, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-never-had-pubic-hair/396159/55 "2007-03-18T13:55:16Z")
[QUOTE=lissener] Hmm. But doesn’t your kind have wild, sky-pointing hair of fluorescent colors, often braided into say a keychain? [/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Roboto] Due to the odd nature of the OP, I am of 2 opinions: 1. Rainbow is a guy, not a girl. 2. This is not the first time he’s posted in the forums. [/quote] [QUOTE=Team of Scientists] I also kinda thought it might be a sock when I first read it, **Roboto**. In any case, we seem to have scared her/him off. [/QUOTE] All of you should know better. Calling folks “socks” or “trolls” belongs in the Pit, and even then we don’t want you playing the sock-hunting or troll-hunting game. If you feel we have a returning poster, report the post (or otherwise tell a Mod) and we’ll look into it. Calling a poster out in a thread will just gain you a warning. We don’t want threads hijacked into discussions of whether posters are socks or trolls–it happened in the past and it got annoying. This thread, though, is pretty much over with at this point. I’ll close it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-never-had-pubic-hair/396159.md?page=2)