# I've never laughed so hard in my life! A must see. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 4, 2005, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-never-laughed-so-hard-in-my-life-a-must-see/315550 "2005-08-04T13:14:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-never-laughed-so-hard-in-my-life-a-must-see/315550/1 "2005-08-04T13:14:03Z")
Holy mother of cheese. This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read. Those who frequent [Something Awful](http://www.somethingawful.com) may have seen this. It’s called [FashionSWAT](http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2916) - a couple guys who work on the site take old fashion ads and review them. I could not stop laughing at these. The link goes to their review of some obscure comic book characters, which is one of the best articles so far. 😃 If you need a good laugh today, check it out. That section of the site is safe for work. ---
**Author:** ![Sal\_Ammoniac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Sal\_Ammoniac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sal_Ammoniac)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-never-laughed-so-hard-in-my-life-a-must-see/315550/2 "2005-08-04T13:28:34Z")
Not work safe – too darn funny, and your coworkers will wonder what the hell you’re doing making those noises over there in your cubicle by yourself. Most embarrassing. ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-never-laughed-so-hard-in-my-life-a-must-see/315550/3 "2005-08-04T13:33:22Z")
Let me rephrase that. Work safe, IF you won’t get in trouble for laughing your arse off. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![TwoTrouts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a9adbd/32.png) [@TwoTrouts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwoTrouts)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-never-laughed-so-hard-in-my-life-a-must-see/315550/4 "2005-08-04T13:33:53Z")
That is tooooo funny! Like MST3K for comic book superheroes. Pure gold. ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-never-laughed-so-hard-in-my-life-a-must-see/315550/5 "2005-08-04T13:49:37Z")
:mad: SomethingAwful gets caught by our Sonic Firewall system as “pornography.” ---
**Author:** ![badbadrubberpiggy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/57b2e6/32.png) [@badbadrubberpiggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badbadrubberpiggy)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-never-laughed-so-hard-in-my-life-a-must-see/315550/6 "2005-08-04T13:51:29Z")
> [@bouv](#): > > :mad: > > SomethingAwful gets caught by our Sonic Firewall system as “pornography.” Mine too ☹ I can’t even read The Onion from here, it gets flagged as “sexuality”! Damned firewall :mad: ---
**Author:** ![FaerieBeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FaerieBeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FaerieBeth)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-never-laughed-so-hard-in-my-life-a-must-see/315550/7 "2005-08-04T15:04:47Z")
> [@the commentary on Shatterstar](#): > > Imagine what he’d look like if you took his sparring mask off. He’d have the most righteous mullet in history. An ass-length red mullet with a permed top? He’d be the envy of every Camaro owner in the world. Oh my god that’s funny, and it’s so much more funny because I have seen guys like that! ---
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-never-laughed-so-hard-in-my-life-a-must-see/315550/8 "2005-08-04T16:28:11Z")
Absolutely hilarious. I laughed so hard I cried. The best one was the mullet guy. ---
**Author:** ![iwakura43](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de0a6/32.png) [@iwakura43](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iwakura43)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-never-laughed-so-hard-in-my-life-a-must-see/315550/9 "2005-08-04T16:32:24Z")
> [@](#): > > Whoopie Goldberg: Mexican Samurai This man has a gift–a true gift! I say–for description. I wish I could be 1/10 the man he is. ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-never-laughed-so-hard-in-my-life-a-must-see/315550/10 "2005-08-04T16:39:21Z")
Aw! I already embarrased myself by the time I got to the phrase “Viking Jesus!” :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-never-laughed-so-hard-in-my-life-a-must-see/315550/11 "2005-08-04T16:52:23Z")
It probably gets caught on the “pornography” net because of segments like “Horrors of Porn” and “Cranky Steve’s Haunted Whorehouse,” which is now defunct. Oh, and the hentai game reviews. ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-never-laughed-so-hard-in-my-life-a-must-see/315550/12 "2005-08-04T16:53:28Z")
I got to read it while at home for work. Ha! How can someone be this funny?! 😃 > [@](#): > > He will save you seconds you might have wasted with your primitive mono-bladed knife technology. mono-blades! ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-never-laughed-so-hard-in-my-life-a-must-see/315550/13 "2005-08-04T16:59:53Z")
_“That is a fucking strange adventure, I’m not going to disagree.”_ Bwhaaa! Oh man, some of those are a riot. ---
**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-never-laughed-so-hard-in-my-life-a-must-see/315550/14 "2005-08-04T17:13:27Z")
The “_It will be the most delicious mortal sin since I f_ck#d my neighbor with a Toblerone\*” alone was worth the price of admission. The Vulture dialogue is priceless > [@](#): > > …The police just don’t want to deal with old people. You learn that fast when you watch Cops. Old people are incontinent and unpredictable and you can’t manhandle them without breaking their hips and looking like an asshole. And you can never tell if they’re knowingly committing a crime or just too senile to realize what they’re doing. So the police just sort of stand near them with their arms crossed and stare at them looking stern but helpless while the old guy yells about god-knows-what. ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-never-laughed-so-hard-in-my-life-a-must-see/315550/15 "2005-08-04T17:22:00Z")
Another site that has a very funny Superhero (and villain) page is [www.Seanbaby.com](http://www.Seanbaby.com). I doubt if anyone’s at-work firewalls will allow this to come through, as even the banner ads would be decidedly non-work friendly. That being said, his reviews of the Superfriends are absolutely hysterical (YMMV). ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-never-laughed-so-hard-in-my-life-a-must-see/315550/16 "2005-08-04T17:54:00Z")
The review of Dr. Bong practically had me rolling on the floor with lines like: _"First of all, Dr. Bong is totally the name of your college roommate who ate all your Bugles. And then you’d come home and find him having sex with a really ugly hippie girl on your bed, and you’d say “what the fuck, Dr. Bong,” and he’d go “dude, there was a tie on the door!” and you’d say “what the fuck is a tie on the door supposed to mean,” and he’d say “dude!”_ And the Clock King: \*"Marital Status: Single. What?! How?! THIS GUY IS A CATCH! “Oh Betty, I hear you’re dating the clock guy.” “NO! We went out once! ONCE!” \* Do check out the other reviews they do. Some of the retro fashion ads are hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-never-laughed-so-hard-in-my-life-a-must-see/315550/17 "2005-08-04T17:54:29Z")
I thought the comic character ones were funny…and then I read the International Male ones. Then I realised there are men in America who actually buy those clothes from International Male…and then I couldn’t stop laughing. ---
**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-never-laughed-so-hard-in-my-life-a-must-see/315550/18 "2005-08-04T18:42:18Z")
Ow, ow ow. _Whoopie Goldberg: Mexican Samurai._. Ow. Hurts from laughing. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-never-laughed-so-hard-in-my-life-a-must-see/315550/19 "2005-08-04T20:00:55Z")
“Billowy Disco Jesus”! Hah! “He beat up She-Ra for his tiara!” ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-never-laughed-so-hard-in-my-life-a-must-see/315550/20 "2005-08-04T20:02:46Z")
> [@Hung Mung](#): > > It probably gets caught on the “pornography” net because of segments like “Horrors of Porn” and “Cranky Steve’s Haunted Whorehouse,” which is now defunct. Oh, and the hentai game reviews. I think hentai is still kinda under the radar for firewalls. I’ve been known to visit hentai neko just fine through firewalls, without any effort. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-never-laughed-so-hard-in-my-life-a-must-see/315550.md?page=2)