# I've pulled off the impossible!!!

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 13, 2002, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-pulled-off-the-impossible/142575 "2002-12-13T18:58:19Z")\
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**Author:** ![Stuffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Stuffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stuffy)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-pulled-off-the-impossible/142575/1 "2002-12-13T18:58:19Z")

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With a assist to mother nature, I’ve pulled off the impossible. Sunday I will be watching my Niners take on the Green Bay Packers at Candlestick Park (or whatever their calling it these days). WOO HOO!!! This is an important game for the Niners, a win keeps them out of the frozen tundra during the play-offs, and I get to see it live on the 40yd line. 🆒

Since this is a nationally televised game, look for me. I’ll be the 225lb black guy wearing NO. 20 and doing backflips everytime we score. My wife will be the terrified little lady trying to get out of my way. Should I make a sign?

Jarbabyj please pick up the white courtesy phone, I need your bad thoughts for Favre this Sunday.😃

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**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-pulled-off-the-impossible/142575/2 "2002-12-13T19:07:45Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Stuffy \*  
> \*\*With a assist to mother nature, I’ve pulled off the impossible. \*\*

Can it be re-attached?

Sorry, **Stuffy** , couldn’t resist. Congratulations, and I will be watching for you and your wife.

Best wishes for a successful outcome!

**Jar**? I think you’re up!

Q

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**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-pulled-off-the-impossible/142575/3 "2002-12-13T19:30:13Z")

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how about a sign that says:

“Lucifer 6:66”

That’d piss off some people. 🙂

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-pulled-off-the-impossible/142575/4 "2002-12-13T19:32:41Z")

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Don’t forget the rainbow fro 😃

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**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-pulled-off-the-impossible/142575/5 "2002-12-13T19:41:21Z")

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How about _Cecil 3:16_?

I am so jealous of you, Stuffy! I never convinced my dad to take me to a Niners game, because he would insist that it’s much better to watch at home. And now that I’m an adult, I live in Michigan. The Lions, ick.

Go Niners! Root double time for me!

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**Author:** ![Stuffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Stuffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stuffy)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-pulled-off-the-impossible/142575/6 "2002-12-13T20:07:07Z")

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> \*Originally posted by World Eater \*  
> \*\*Don’t forget the rainbow fro 😃 \*\*

I’ve got one in my closet, but I bought a Niners Beanie I’ll probably wear. My wife will proabably wear one of my hats, but I’ll try to talk her into it .