# I've Quit Smoking! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 28, 2000, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-quit-smoking/31033 "2000-08-28T14:39:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 2\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-quit-smoking/31033/41 "2000-09-01T14:04:20Z")
And now I’ve just been told that I’m **not** getting fired. Could you slow the roller-coaster down for a sec? I’d like to get off now. ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-quit-smoking/31033/42 "2000-09-01T14:32:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FreakFreely \* > > **Could I have picked a worse week to quit smoking?** \<_Airplane_\> I picked a LOUSY week to give up crack! \ * * * Yer pal, Satan [sub]I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR: Four months, three weeks, two days, 12 hours, 31 minutes and 16 seconds. 5820 cigarettes not smoked, saving $727.61. Extra life with Drain Bead: 2 weeks, 6 days, 5 hours, 0 minutes.[/sub] **_"Satan is not an unattractive person."_-Drain Bead** [sub]Thanks for the ringing endorsement, honey![/sub] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-quit-smoking/31033.md?page=2)