# I've seen fire and I've seen rain 2 (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 23, 2020, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254 "2020-06-23T04:29:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2022, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/2602 "2022-07-08T16:10:29Z")

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Fire and ice  
You come on like a flame, then you turn a cold shoulder  
Fire and ice  
I wanna give you my love, but you’ll just take a little piece of my heart  
You’ll just tear it apart

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2022, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/2603 "2022-07-14T14:16:23Z")

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I tried so hard my dear to show that you’re my every dream  
Yet you’re afraid each thing I do is just some evil scheme  
A memory from your lonesome past keeps us so far apart  
Why can’t I free your doubtful mind and melt your cold, cold heart

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2022, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/2604 "2022-07-16T14:55:40Z")

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We’re caught in a trap  
I can’t walk out  
Because I love you too much, baby  
Why can’t you see  
What you’re doing to me  
When you don’t believe a word I say?

We can’t go on together  
With suspicious minds (suspicious minds)  
And we can’t build our dreams  
On suspicious minds

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**Author:** ![its\_the\_daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/bb73d2/32.png) [@its\_the\_daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/its_the_daddy)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2022, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/2605 "2022-07-16T15:11:57Z")

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Her mind’s made up, she walks down the road,  
Her hands in her pockets, coat buttoned 'gainst the cold,  
She finds Billy down at the Italian cafe  
And when he’s drunk it’s hard to understand what Billy says  
But then he mumbles in his coffee and suddenly roars,  
“It’s a rat trap and we’ve been caught…”

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2022, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/2606 "2022-07-16T15:26:47Z")

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A bottle of white, a bottle of red  
Perhaps a bottle of rosé instead  
We’ll get a table near the street  
In our old familiar place  
You and I, face to face, mmm  
A bottle of red, a bottle of white  
It all depends upon your appetite  
I’ll meet you any time you want  
In our Italian restaurant

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2022, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/2607 "2022-07-16T15:35:20Z")

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Aw, Cracklin’ Rosie, get on board  
We’re gonna ride  
'Till there ain’t no more to go  
Taking it slow  
And Lord, don’t you know  
We’ll have me a time with a poor man’s lady

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2022, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/2608 "2022-07-17T14:04:02Z")

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Ooh slow ride… ooh slow ride, take it easy  
Slow ride, take it easy  
Slow down, go down, got to get your lovin’ one more time  
Hold me, roll me, slow ridin’ woman you’re so fine

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2022, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/2609 "2022-07-17T15:53:56Z")

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You want a man with a slow hand  
You want a lover with an easy touch  
You want somebody who will spend some time  
Not come and go in a heated rush  
Baby, believe me I understand  
When it comes to love you want a slow hand.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2022, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/2610 "2022-07-17T16:05:10Z")

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Easy lover  
She’ll get a hold on you, believe it  
Like no other  
Before you know it you’ll be on your knees  
She’s an easy lover  
She’ll take your heart but you won’t feel it  
She’s like no other  
And I’m just trying to make you see

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2022, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/2611 "2022-07-18T13:19:12Z")

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Mmm - but she blinded me with science  
“She blinded me with science!”  
And failed me in geometry

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**Author:** ![its\_the\_daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/bb73d2/32.png) [@its\_the\_daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/its_the_daddy)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2022, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/2612 "2022-07-18T13:24:25Z")

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Yeah, he was blinded by the light  
Oh, cut loose like a deuce another runner in the night

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2022, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/2613 "2022-07-18T15:04:59Z")

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But I’ve got to creep down the alleyway  
Fly down the highway  
Before they come to catch me I’ll be gone  
Somewhere they can’t find me

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2022, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/2614 "2022-07-18T15:07:26Z")

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Tweeter and the Monkey Man were hard up for cash  
They stayed up all night selling cocaine and hash  
To an undercover cop who had a sister named Jan  
For reasons unexplained, she loved the Monkey Man

Tweeter was a boy scout 'fore she went to Vietnam  
And found out the hard way nobody gives a damn  
They knew that they’d find freedom just across the Jersey Line  
So they hopped into a stolen car, took Highway 99

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2022, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/2615 "2022-07-19T16:22:53Z")

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But I’ve been bit and I’ve been tossed around  
By every she-rat in this town  
Have you, babe?  
Well, I am just a monkey man  
I’m glad you are a monkey woman too

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2022, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/2616 "2022-07-19T17:18:50Z")

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Oh, my old man’s a dustman  
He wears a dustman’s hat  
He wears [cor-blimey trousers](https://genius.com/12681536/Lonnie-donegan-my-old-mans-a-dustman/Cor-blimey-trousers)  
And he lives in a [council flat](https://genius.com/12681528/Lonnie-donegan-my-old-mans-a-dustman/Council-flat)

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**Author:** ![its\_the\_daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/bb73d2/32.png) [@its\_the\_daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/its_the_daddy)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2022, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/2617 "2022-07-19T19:18:42Z")

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Chicken on a raft on a Monday morning  
Oh, what a terrible sight to see  
Dabtoes forward and the dustmen aft  
Sittin’ there a’pickin’ at a chicken on a raft!  
Hi, ho, chicken on a raft!  
Hey, ho, chicken on a raft!  
Hi, ho, chicken on a raft!  
Hey, ho, chicken on a raft!

_Cyril Tawney_

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2022, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/2618 "2022-07-19T21:14:39Z")

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Killed a chicken and she saved me the wing this morning  
Killed a chicken and she saved me the wing this morning  
Killed a chicken and she saved me the wing  
Thinks I’m a-working but I ain’t doin’ a thing  
This morning, for breakfast, so soon

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2022, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/2619 "2022-07-19T22:19:26Z")

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Chick-a-boom, chick-a-boom don’t ya jes’ love it  
Chick-a-boom, chick-a-boom don’t you just love it  
Chick-a-boom, chick-a-boom don’t ya jes’ love it  
Chick-a-boom, chick-a-boom-boom-boom

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2022, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/2620 "2022-07-20T01:27:48Z")

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The farmer had raised chickens since he was twenty-four.  
A workman for the Colonel’s for thirty years or more,  
Killing all those chickens and sending them to fry.  
Now it’s payback time  
For ghost chickens in the sky!

Buck, buck, buck, buuuuck!  
Buck, buck, buck, Bu-uuuuck!  
Ghost chickens in the sky!

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2022, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/2621 "2022-07-20T23:33:18Z")

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You know I like my chicken fried  
And cold beer on a Friday night  
A pair of jeans that fit just right  
And the radio up

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