# I've seen fire and I've seen rain 2 (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 23, 2020, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254 "2020-06-23T04:29:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2022, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/2642 "2022-07-31T20:48:11Z")

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Who do you think you are?  
Mr. Big Stuff  
You’re never gonna get my love

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**Author:** ![its\_the\_daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/bb73d2/32.png) [@its\_the\_daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/its_the_daddy)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2022, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/2643 "2022-07-31T21:01:25Z")

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Mr. Blue Sky, please tell us why  
You had to hide away for so long (So long)  
Where did we go wrong?

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2022, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/2644 "2022-07-31T22:09:33Z")

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Dear Mister Fantasy, play us a tune  
Something to make us all happy  
Do anything, take us out of this gloom  
Sing a song, play guitar, make it snappy

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2022, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/2645 "2022-08-01T03:20:39Z")

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Mister Sandman, someone to hold  
Would be so peachy before we’re to old  
So please turn on your magic beam  
Mister Sandman, brings us  
Please, please, please  
Mister Sandman, bring us a dream

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2022, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/2646 "2022-08-01T13:01:55Z")

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Mister Five by Five  
He’s five feet tall and he’s five feet wide  
He don’t measure no more from head to toe  
Than he do from side to side

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2022, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/2647 "2022-08-01T15:02:06Z")

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Ev’ry mornin’ at the mine you could see him arriv  
He stood six foot six and weighed two forty five  
Kinda broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip  
And everybody knew, ya didn’t give no lip to Big John

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2022, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/2648 "2022-08-01T15:07:04Z")

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Well the South side of Chicago  
Is the baddest part of town  
And if you go down there  
You better just beware  
Of a man named Leroy Brown

Now Leroy more than trouble  
You see he stand 'bout six foot four  
All the downtown ladies call him “Treetop Lover”  
All the men just call him “Sir”

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2022, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/2649 "2022-08-01T17:30:48Z")

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I heard my mama cry  
I heard her pray the night Chicago died  
Brother what a night it really was  
Brother what a fight it really was, glory be

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**Author:** ![its\_the\_daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/bb73d2/32.png) [@its\_the\_daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/its_the_daddy)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2022, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/2650 "2022-08-01T18:37:24Z")

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Last night I heard my momma singin’ a song  
Ooh wee, chirpy chirpy cheep cheep  
Woke up this mornin’ and my momma was gone  
Ooh wee, chirpy chirpy cheep cheep  
Chirpy-chirpy-cheep-cheep-chirp

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2022, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/2651 "2022-08-01T19:23:28Z")

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Don’t you weep pretty baby  
Don’t you weep pretty baby

She’s long gone with her red shoes on  
Gonna need another loving baby

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2022, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/2652 "2022-08-02T16:53:32Z")

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She’s gone, she’s gone  
Oh I, oh I  
I better learn how to face it  
Oh I, oh I  
I’d pay the devil to replace her  
She’s gone, and she’s gone  
Oh why, what went wrong?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2022, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/2653 "2022-08-02T22:41:42Z")

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I’m goin’ to Jackson, you turn-a loosen my coat.  
‘Cos I’m goin’ to Jackson.

"Goodbye, " that’s all she wrote.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2022, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/2654 "2022-08-02T22:48:34Z")

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Wednesday morning at five o’clock as the day begins  
Silently closing her bedroom door  
Leaving the note that she hoped would say more  
She goes downstairs to the kitchen clutching her handkerchief  
Quietly turning the backdoor key  
Stepping outside she is free

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2022, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/2655 "2022-08-02T22:49:45Z")

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Well I woke up Sunday morning  
With no way to hold my head, that didn’t hurt  
And the beer I had for breakfast wasn’t bad  
So I had one more for dessert  
Then I fumbled in my closet through my clothes  
And found my cleanest dirty shirt  
Then I washed my face and combed my hair  
And stumbled down the stairs to meet the day

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2022, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/2656 "2022-08-03T15:33:20Z")

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Woke up this morning, my head was so bad  
The worst hangover that I ever had  
What happened to me last night  
That girl of mine, she loved me so right

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**Author:** ![its\_the\_daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/bb73d2/32.png) [@its\_the\_daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/its_the_daddy)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2022, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/2657 "2022-08-03T17:22:13Z")

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Now I’m back at the bar, she went a little too far  
She done me wrong, all I got is this song  
Last night, thinking about last night  
Last night, thinking about last night

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2022, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/2658 "2022-08-03T17:55:17Z")

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Hey, won’t you play  
Another somebody done somebody wrong song  
And make me feel at home  
While I miss my baby, while I miss my baby

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2022, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/2659 "2022-08-03T19:04:20Z")

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I miss my Swiss,  
My Swiss miss misses me,  
I miss the bliss  
That Swiss kiss gives to me.  
I hear her yodeling sweet mel-l-l-l-odies,  
Like the birds, like the bees  
In the Schweitzer trees.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2022, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/2660 "2022-08-04T15:57:13Z")

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Let me tell ya 'bout the birds and the bees  
And the flowers and the trees  
And the moon up above  
And a thing called “love”

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2022, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/2661 "2022-08-04T17:41:28Z")

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Blah blah blah blah moon  
Blah blah blah above  
Blah blah blah blah croon  
Blah blah blah blah love

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