# I've seen fire and I've seen rain 2 (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 23, 2020, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254 "2020-06-23T04:29:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![its\_the\_daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/bb73d2/32.png) [@its\_the\_daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/its_the_daddy)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2022, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3282 "2022-12-15T15:41:21Z")

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We’ll build a world of our own that no one else can share  
All our sorrows we’ll leave far behind us there  
And I know you will find there’ll be peace of mind  
When we live in a world of our own

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2022, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3283 "2022-12-15T17:28:11Z")

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Did you pay your dues?  
Did you read the news  
This morning when the paper landed in your yard?  
Do you know their names?  
Can you play their games  
Without losin’ track  
And coming down a bit too hard?

Maybe I’ll be there to shake your hand  
Maybe I’ll be there to share the land  
That they’ll be givin’ away  
When we all live together, we’re talkin’ 'bout together, now

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2022, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3284 "2022-12-15T17:40:39Z")

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I read the news today, oh boy  
About a lucky man who made the grade  
And though the news was rather sad  
Well, I just had to laugh  
I saw the photograph

He blew his mind out in a car  
He didn’t notice that the lights had changed

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2022, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3285 "2022-12-15T20:21:41Z")

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Every time I see your face  
It reminds me of the places we used to go  
But all I’ve got is a photograph  
And I realise you’re not coming back any more

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2022, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3286 "2022-12-15T20:56:36Z")

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I’ll be home for Christmas  
If only in my dreams

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2022, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3287 "2022-12-15T21:33:56Z")

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Merry Christmas, darling  
We’re apart, that’s true  
But I can dream  
And in my dreams  
I’m Christmasing with you

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2022, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3288 "2022-12-15T23:13:37Z")

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It’s Christmas, baby, please come home

The snow’s comin’ down (Christmas)  
I’m watchin’ it fall (Christmas)  
Lots of people around (Christmas)  
Baby, please come home

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2022, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3289 "2022-12-16T22:23:43Z")

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And the boys of the NYPD choir  
Still singing, ‘Galway Bay’  
And the bells were ringing out  
Christmas day

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2022, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3290 "2022-12-16T22:45:51Z")

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Sing all you people  
The Lord Almighty reigns  
Sing every creature of God  
Come bless His name  
For He is good, for He is good  
He was born to conquer the grave  
Light of the world  
The reason for Christmas Day

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2022, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3291 "2022-12-17T07:03:13Z")

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And there won’t be snow in Africa this Christmas time  
The greatest gift they’ll get this year is life  
Where nothing ever grows  
No rain nor rivers flow  
Do they know it’s Christmas time at all?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2022, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3292 "2022-12-17T14:27:58Z")

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Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way  
Christmas in Australia on a scorching summer’s day, hey!  
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmastime is beaut!  
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2022, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3293 "2022-12-17T16:07:05Z")

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Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock  
Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring  
Snowin’ and blowin’ up bushels of fun  
Now, the jingle hop has begun

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2022, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3294 "2022-12-17T16:15:22Z")

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Jingle bells, Batman smells  
Robin laid an egg  
Batmobile lost a wheel  
And Joker got away

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2022, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3295 "2022-12-17T17:39:22Z")

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Hark! how the bells  
Sweet silver bells  
All seem to say,  
“Throw cares away.”  
Christmas is here  
Bringing good cheer  
To young and old  
Meek and the bold

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**Author:** ![its\_the\_daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/bb73d2/32.png) [@its\_the\_daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/its_the_daddy)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2022, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3296 "2022-12-17T21:34:54Z")

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While shepherds watched their flocks by night, all seated on the ground,  
The angel of the Lord came down and glory shone around  
Sweet Bells. Sweet chiming Christmas Bells,  
Sweet Bells, Sweet chiming Christmas Bells,  
They cheer us on our Heavenly way, sweet chiming bells.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2022, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3297 "2022-12-17T21:51:01Z")

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When you go to a mall,  
Christmas songs fill the hall  
That’s - Bah! Humbug!  
When you see Santa Claus  
And the children scream loud -  
That’s - Bah! Humbug!  
Bells they ring, tingalingaling, tingalingaling,  
Nerves a-breaking!  
Malls full crowd, kids yell whine, cry and shout  
Head is aching!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2022, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3298 "2022-12-17T22:22:39Z")

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Merry Christmas  
I hope you have a [white](https://www.definitions.net/definition/white) one,  
but for me, it’s blue  
Blue Christmas,  
that’s the way you see it  
when you’re [feeling](https://www.definitions.net/definition/feeling) blue  
Blue Xmas,  
when you’re blue at [Christmastime](https://www.definitions.net/definition/Christmastime)  
you see [right](https://www.definitions.net/definition/right) through  
All the waste, all the sham, all the haste  
And [plain](https://www.definitions.net/definition/plain) old bad taste

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2022, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3299 "2022-12-17T23:17:02Z")

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Father Christmas, give us some money  
Don’t mess around with those silly toys  
We’ll beat you up if you don’t hand it over  
We want your bread so don’t make us annoyed  
Give all the toys to the little rich boys

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2022, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3300 "2022-12-18T00:54:46Z")

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Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall?  
It’s the time that every Santa has a ball  
Does he ride a red nosed reindeer?  
Does he turn up on his sleigh?  
Do the fairies keep him sober for a day?

So here it is  
Merry Christmas  
Everybody’s having fun  
Look to the future now  
It’s only just begun

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2022, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3301 "2022-12-18T00:57:28Z")

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On the 12th day of Christmas, my human gave to me…

12 pounds of catnip  
11 piles of laundry  
10 litter boxes  
9 furry mouses  
8 cans of tuna  
7 bags of cat treats  
6 kitty condos  
5 balls of yarn  
4 bowls of milk  
3 warm laps  
2 scratching posts  
…And a perch on a tall cat tree

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