# I've seen fire and I've seen rain 2 (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 23, 2020, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254 "2020-06-23T04:29:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 166
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2022, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3302 "2022-12-18T01:04:59Z")
On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me, 12 silver crosses 11 black mascaras 10 pairs of platforms 9 tattered t-shirts 8 pentagrams 7 leather jackets 6 cans of hairspray 5 skull earrings 4 quarts of Jack 3 studded belts 2 pairs of spandex pants And a tattoo of Ozzy! ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2022, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3303 "2022-12-18T01:53:28Z")
Oh, I yust go nuts at Christmas On that yolly holiday I’ll go in the red like a knucklehead 'Cause I’ll squander all my pay I Yust Go Nuts at Christmas – _Harry Stewart (as ‘Yogi Yorgesson’)_ ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2022, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3304 "2022-12-18T02:29:31Z")
This is Christmas season so there isn’t any reason We can’t dance the Christmas polka Hear sleigh bells ringing, everybody’s singing Dancing the Christmas polka Christmas trees and holly, make everyone so jolly And love just fills the air It’s a wonderful world for a boy and a girl While dancing the Christmas polka ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2022, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3305 "2022-12-18T12:10:41Z")
It’s Santa’s Polka It’s Santa’s Polka Santa don’t get cold When he’s dances at the old North Pole-ka He does a polka It’s Santa’s Polka Santa’s got to hop Because he’s got to make A lot of stops on Christmas Eve ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2022, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3306 "2022-12-18T14:55:59Z")
Merry Christmas chicka rocka chicka rocka chicka boom. Uh huh, Uh huh, Oh, yea Oh, yea One more time, One more time, Santa Claus ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2022, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3307 "2022-12-18T18:09:08Z")
There’s an old man on a sleigh Who’s like me for just one day When he bestrides the world like a huge co-co-co-colostomy He gets no presents, no fun And he’s forgotten when he’s done So here’s a little gift A little song to him, fr-fr-from me: Merry Christmas, Santa Claus Merry Christmas, Santa Claus Merry Christmas, Santa Claus You are one love-love-lovely guy. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2022, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3308 "2022-12-18T20:30:48Z")
Santa baby, just slip a sable under the tree for me Been an awful good girl Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight Santa baby, a '54 convertible too, light blue I’ll wait up for you dear Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight Think of all the fun I’ve missed Think of all the fella’s that I haven’t kissed Next year I could be just as good If you check off my Christmas list ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2022, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3309 "2022-12-19T13:06:47Z")
Now Minnie could not be persuaded That Santa just did not exist She swore if she put up some mistletoe Santa’d come give her a kiss And there where she’d hung up her stockings All in their silky, soft sheen She’d be laying in wait on a bear skin rug Where the cookies and milk could be seen ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2022, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3310 "2022-12-19T15:38:36Z")
Folks, here’s a story 'bout Minnie the Moocher She was a red hot hoochie-coocher She was the roughest, toughest frail But Minnie had a heart as big as a whale ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2022, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3311 "2022-12-19T15:55:47Z")
Rock and roll, hoochie koo (rock and roll, hoochie koo) Lordy mama, light my fuse (light my fuse) Rock and roll, hoochie koo (rock and roll, hoochie koo) Truck on out and spread the news ---
**Author:** ![its\_the\_daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/bb73d2/32.png) [@its\_the\_daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/its_the_daddy)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2022, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3312 "2022-12-19T16:30:12Z")
We could be relaxin’ In my sleepin’ bag But all you want to do for me, Mama, is Rag Mama rag ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2022, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3313 "2022-12-19T17:38:30Z")
Everybody do the Michigan Rag Everybody likes the Michigan Rag Every Mame and Jane and Ruth From Weehawken to Duluth Slide, ride, glide the Michigan Stomp, romp, pomp the Michigan Jump, clump, pump the Michigan Rag That lovin’ rag! ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2022, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3314 "2022-12-19T18:44:27Z")
Jane, you say it’s all over for you and me, girl There’s a time for love and a time for letting it be, baby Jane you’re playing a game called, hard to get by its real name Making believe that you just don’t feel the same Oh Jane ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2022, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3315 "2022-12-19T20:19:02Z")
My one and only prayer Is that some day you’ll care My hopes, my dreams come true My one and only you No one will ever know How much I love you so My only prayer will be Some day you’ll care for me But it’s only make believe ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2022, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3316 "2022-12-19T22:15:59Z")
The only one I know Never cries, never opens her eyes The only one I know Wide awake and then she’s away The only one I see Is mine when she walks down our street The only one I see Has carved her way into me ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2022, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3317 "2022-12-20T17:23:02Z")
I only want you for Christmas, baby I don’t need nothing else I only want you for Christmas, baby Tie a ribbon around yourself Oh, tie a ribbon around yourself ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2022, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3318 "2022-12-20T17:27:39Z")
Take the ribbon from my hair Shake it loose and let it fall Lay it soft upon my skin Like the shadows on the wall Come and lay down by my side Til the early mornin’ light All I’m takin’ is your time Help me make it through the night ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2022, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3319 "2022-12-20T22:08:16Z")
Whatever gets you thru the night It’s all right, it’s all right It’s your money or your life It’s all right, it’s all right Don’t need a sword to cut thru flowers Oh no, oh no ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2022, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3320 "2022-12-20T22:17:37Z")
Money, get away You get a good job with more pay and you’re okay Money, it’s a gas Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash New car, caviar, four star, daydream Think I’ll buy me a football team ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2022, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3321 "2022-12-20T23:37:37Z")
I’ll take from the blind and I’ll get up ahead I’ll sneak up behind and I’ll steal I’ll take all that you have And then all that you’ve concealed I’ll take anything I can get - I’ll make you I’ll break you and I’ll make you sweat Nothing is worth nothing unless it’s Made for Midas Man [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254.md?page=165) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254.md?page=167)