# I've seen fire and I've seen rain 2 (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 23, 2020, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254 "2020-06-23T04:29:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2023, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3402 "2023-01-01T20:29:15Z")

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Push up every morning - ten times  
Push up starting low  
Once more on the rise, nuts to the flabby guys!  
Go, you chicken fat, go away!  
Go, you chicken fat, go!

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2023, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3403 "2023-01-01T23:02:53Z")

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And when the odds are against him  
And there’s dangerous work to do  
You bet your life Speed Racer  
Will see it through.

Go Speed Racer  
Go Speed Racer  
Go Speed Racer, Go!

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2023, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3404 "2023-01-02T02:53:06Z")

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Tooling down the highway doing seventy-nine  
I’m a twin pipe papa and I’m feelin fine  
Hey man dig that was that a red stop sign

Transfusion transfusion  
I’m just a solid mess of contusions  
Never never never gonna speed again  
Slip the blood to me Bud

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2023, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3405 "2023-01-02T14:16:07Z")

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No one knows what happened that day  
How his car overturned in flames  
But as they pulled him from the twisted wreck  
With his dying breath, they heard him say

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2023, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3406 "2023-01-02T14:52:59Z")

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Beep, beep, beep, beep  
His horn went beep, beep, beep

Now, we’re doing a hundred and ten  
This certainly was a race  
For a Rambler to pass, a Caddy  
Would be a big disgrace  
The guy must’ve wanted to pass me up  
As he kept on tooting his horn  
I’ll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2023, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3407 "2023-01-02T15:18:17Z")

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If you’re on a highway and a road runner goes beep beep  
Just step aside or you might represent a heap  
Road Runner Road Runner runs down the road all day  
Even the coyote can’t make him change his ways

Road Runner  
(Beep beep!)  
The coyote’s after you  
Road Runner  
(Beep beep!)  
If he catches you you’re through

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2023, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3408 "2023-01-02T15:27:28Z")

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Says, I’m a road runner, baby  
Got to keep on keeping on, hey  
And I live the life I love  
And I’m gonna love the life I live  
Says, I’m a road runner, baby

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2023, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3409 "2023-01-02T17:11:11Z")

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I wanna say I love the life I live  
And I’m gonna live the life I love  
Up here on Cloud Nine  
I-I-I-I-I, I’m riding high

(On Cloud Nine)  
You’re as free as a bird in flight  
(Cloud Nine)  
There’s no difference between day and night  
(Cloud Nine)  
It’s a world of love and harmony  
(Cloud Nine)  
You’re a million miles from reality  
(Reality) I wanna sail upper, higher  
Upper, up, up, and away

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2023, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3410 "2023-01-02T22:41:41Z")

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I said hey (Hey), you (You), get off of my cloud  
Hey (Hey), you (You), get off of my cloud  
Hey (Hey), you (You), get off of my cloud  
Don’t hang around 'cause two’s a crowd on my cloud, baby

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2023, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3411 "2023-01-02T23:12:39Z")

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Hey Joe  
Where’re you goin’ with that  
Gun in your hand  
Hey Joe,  
I said, where’re you goin’  
With that gun in your hand

I’m goin’ down to shoot my old lady  
You know I caught her messin’ around  
With another man  
I’m goin’ down to shoot my old lady  
You know I caught her messin’ around  
With another man  
(And that ain’t too cool)

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2023, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3412 "2023-01-03T16:10:07Z")

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I cheated myself  
Like I knew I would  
I told you I was trouble  
You know that I’m no good

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**Author:** ![its\_the\_daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/bb73d2/32.png) [@its\_the\_daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/its_the_daddy)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2023, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3413 "2023-01-03T16:13:56Z")

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I sit here by myself  
And you know I love it  
You know I don’t want someone  
To come pay a visit

I wanna be by myself  
I came in this world alone  
Me, myself, I

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2023, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3414 "2023-01-03T17:41:57Z")

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I have my books  
And my poetry to protect me  
I am shielded in my armor  
Hiding in my room safe within my womb  
I touch no one and no one touches me  
I am a rock I am an island

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2023, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3415 "2023-01-03T19:17:51Z")

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Rocky Top, you’ll always be  
Home sweet home to me  
Good ol’ Rocky Top  
Rocky Top, Tennessee

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2023, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3416 "2023-01-03T19:20:01Z")

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In a little cabaret in a South Texas border town  
Sat a boy and his guitar  
And the people came from all around  
And all the girls from there to Austin  
Were slipping away from home and putting jewelery in hock  
To take the trip, to go and listen  
To the little dark-haired boy  
That played the Tennessee flat top box  
And he would play

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2023, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3417 "2023-01-03T20:45:07Z")

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Out in the West Texas town of El Paso  
I fell in love with a Mexican girl  
Nighttime would find me in Rosa’s cantina  
Music would play and Felina would whirl

Blacker than night were the eyes of Felina  
Wicked and evil while casting a spell  
My love was deep for this Mexican maiden  
I was in love but in vain, I could tell

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2023, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3418 "2023-01-03T23:15:45Z")

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Down to the south of the Mexican border  
Wicked Alcalde is having his way  
Soldiers go out with the tax collectors  
And threatens the peasants if they cannot pay

The harvest was poor, and so are the people,  
The soldiers still beat them 'til they cannot stand  
Can no one resist this dreaded Alcade  
And put an end to his evil demands?

Suddenly someone is there is the distance  
Dressed all in black he stands stro-o-ong  
The soldiers all charge him but he swings above them  
Smashing his foes as he hollers, “KABONG!”

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3419 "2023-01-04T02:38:58Z")

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Out of the night,  
When the full moon is bright,  
Comes the horseman known as Zorro.  
This bold renegade  
Carves a “Z” with his blade,  
A “Z” that stands for Zorro.

Zorro, Zorro, the fox so cunning and free,  
Zorro, Zorro, who makes the sign of the Z.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3420 "2023-01-04T02:41:11Z")

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In the heart of the night  
In the cool southern rain  
There’s a full moon in sight  
Shining down on the Pontchartrain

And the river she rises  
Just like she used to do  
She’s so full of surprises  
She reminds me of you  
In the heart of the night  
In the heart of the night  
In the heart of the night  
Oh, whoa, down in New Orleans

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3421 "2023-01-04T13:42:15Z")

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Well, way down yonder in New Orleans  
In the land of the dreamy scenes  
Ah, there’s a Garden of Eden  
Ah, you know what I mean

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