# I've seen fire and I've seen rain 2 (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 23, 2020, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254 "2020-06-23T04:29:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2023, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3602 "2023-01-30T05:49:13Z")

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Will the wind ever remember  
The names it has blown in the past  
And with this crutch, it’s old age, and it’s wisdom  
It whispers, no, this will be the last  
And the wind cries Mary

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2023, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3603 "2023-01-30T15:26:42Z")

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Away out here, they’ve got a name  
For rain and wind and fire.  
The rain Is Jack, the fire Is Joe and they call the wind Mariah.

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2023, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3604 "2023-01-30T15:50:33Z")

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You try to gimme your money  
You better save it, babe  
Save it for your rainy day  
I have only one burning desire  
Let me stand next to your fire  
Let me stand next to your fire

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2023, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3605 "2023-01-30T17:30:10Z")

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I can turn the gray sky blue  
I can make it rain whenever I want it to  
Oh, I can build a castle from a single grain of sand  
I can make a ship sail, huh, on dry land

But my life is incomplete and I’m so blue  
'Cause I can’t get next to you

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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2023, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3606 "2023-01-30T22:38:31Z")

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Will you make me some magic with your own two hands?  
Can you build an emerald city with these grains of sand?  
Can you give me something I can take home?

I can do that  
I can do that

_ **-“BB”-** _

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2023, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3607 "2023-01-31T03:51:30Z")

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I make my living off the evening news  
Just give me something, something I can use  
People love it when you lose  
They love dirty laundry

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2023, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3608 "2023-01-31T03:54:44Z")

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Last night I watched the news from Washington  
The capital  
The Russians escaped while we weren’t watching them  
Like Russians will  
Now we’ve got all this room  
We’ve even got the moon  
And I hear the USSR will be open soon  
As vacation land for lawyers in love

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2023, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3609 "2023-01-31T04:12:59Z")

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Well the Ukraine girls really knock me out  
They leave the West behind  
And Moscow girls make me sing and shout  
That Georgia’s always on my mind

Oh, show me around your snow-peaked mountains way down south  
Take me to your daddy’s farm  
Let me hear your balalaika’s ringing out  
Come and keep your comrade warm  
I’m back in the USSR.  
Hey you don’t know how lucky you are boys  
Back in the USSR.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2023, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3610 "2023-01-31T04:31:05Z")

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My little China girl  
You shouldn’t mess with me  
I’ll ruin everything you are  
You know  
I’ll give you television  
I’ll give you eyes of blue  
I’ll give you a man who wants to rule the world

And when I get excited  
My little China girl says  
“Oh, baby, just you shut your mouth”  
She says, “Shhh…”

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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2023, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3611 "2023-01-31T05:47:05Z")

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The people of the town are strange  
And they’re proud of where they came  
Well, you talkin’ 'bout the China Grove _(talkin’ 'bout the China Grove)_  
Whoa, oh, China Grove.

_ **-“BB”-** _

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2023, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3612 "2023-01-31T11:04:59Z")

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Now follow me for a quiet day  
Out riding on the trails  
Away from smog and traffic clog  
Where all the pigs have tails

I’m in shady grove  
Shady Grove my honey  
Shady grove my true love  
I’m bound for Shady Grove (yeah)

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2023, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3613 "2023-01-31T13:08:29Z")

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The naughty lady of Shady Lane has the town in a whirl  
The naughty lady of Shady Lane  
Me-oh, my-oh, what a girl

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2023, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3614 "2023-01-31T13:33:57Z")

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There’s a little hotel called the Shady Rest at the junction  
(Petticoat Junction)  
It is run by Kate, come and be her guest at the junction  
(Petticoat Junction)  
And that’s Uncle Joe, he’s a movin’ kind of slow at the junction  
(Petticoat Junction)

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2023, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3615 "2023-01-31T16:16:12Z")

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The number eight, a white black state  
A gentle trait, the broken crate  
A heavy weight or just too late  
Like pretty Kate has sex ornate

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2023, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3616 "2023-01-31T19:08:58Z")

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K-K-K-Katy, beautiful Katy  
You’re the only g-g-g-girl that I adore  
When the m-m-m-moon shines over the cow shed  
I’ll be waiting at the k-k-k-kitchen door

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2023, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3617 "2023-01-31T19:20:53Z")

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You should never argue with a crazy mi-, mi-, mi-, mi-, mi-, mind  
You oughta know by now  
You can pay Uncle Sam with the overtime  
Is that all you get for your money

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2023, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3618 "2023-01-31T23:07:42Z")

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Money  
Get away  
You get a good job with more pay and you’re okay  
Money  
It’s a gas  
Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash  
New car, caviar, four star, daydream  
Think I’ll buy me a football team

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2023, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3619 "2023-01-31T23:17:13Z")

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Well, my mom an papa told me, son, you gotta make some money  
If you want to use the car to go ridin’ next Sunday  
Well I didn’t go to work, told the boss I was sick  
Now you can’t use the car 'cause you didn’t work a lick  
Sometimes I wonder what I’m gonna do  
'Cause there ain’t no cure for the summertime blues

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2023, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3620 "2023-01-31T23:19:37Z")

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Summertime, and the livin’s easy  
Bradley’s on the microphone with Ras MG  
All the people in the dance will agree  
That we’re well-qualified to represent the L.B.C  
Me, me and Louie, we gonna run to the party  
And dance to the rhythm, it gets harder

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2023, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/3621 "2023-02-01T01:38:51Z")

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Sing, get on up and dance to the music  
Get on up and dance to the music

Dance to the Music, dance to the music  
Dance to the Music, dance to the music

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