# I've seen fire and I've seen rain 2 (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 23, 2020, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254 "2020-06-23T04:29:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2023, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4082 "2023-03-10T22:31:49Z")

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Hey girls, gather round  
Listen to what I’m puttin’ down  
Hey, baby, I’m your handy man  
I’m not the kind that uses pencil or rule  
I’m handy with the love and I’m no fool  
I fix broken hearts, I know I truly can

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2023, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4083 "2023-03-10T23:03:20Z")

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He shakes my ashes, greases my griddle,  
Churns my butter, strokes my fiddle;  
My man is such a handy man!

He threads my needle, creams my wheat,  
Heats my heater, chops my meat;  
My man is such a handy man!

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2023, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4084 "2023-03-10T23:11:45Z")

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I can wash out forty four pairs of socks  
And have 'em on the line  
I can starch and iron two dozen shirts  
'Fore you can count from one to nine  
I can slip up a great big dip up of lard  
From a drippings can  
Throw it in the skillet, do my shopping  
Be back before it melts in the pan  
'Cause I’m a woman  
W. O. M. A. N!

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2023, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4085 "2023-03-11T04:10:10Z")

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One less bell to answer  
One less egg to fry  
One less man to pick up after  
I should be happy

But all I do is cry (cry, cry, no more laughter)  
Oh, I should be happy (oh, why did he go?)  
I only know that since he left, my life’s so empty

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**Author:** ![its\_the\_daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/bb73d2/32.png) [@its\_the\_daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/its_the_daddy)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2023, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4086 "2023-03-11T07:32:42Z")

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But when he’s gone  
Me and them lonesome blues collide  
The bed’s too big  
The frying pan’s too wide

My old man

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**Author:** ![Casparlatete](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/casparlatete/32/3377_2.png) [@Casparlatete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casparlatete)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2023, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4087 "2023-03-11T09:50:29Z")

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My old man’s a dustman  
He wears a dustman’s hat  
He wears cor blimey trousers  
And he lives in a council flat

_My Old Man’s a Dustman (Ballad of a Refuse Disposal Officer). Lonnie Donegan_

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2023, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4088 "2023-03-11T12:26:29Z")

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Daddy was a cop  
On the east side of Chicago  
Back in the USA  
Back in the bad old days

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2023, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4089 "2023-03-11T12:29:55Z")

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Well, the south side of Chicago  
Is the baddest part of town  
And if you go down there  
You better just beware  
Of a man name of Leroy Brown

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2023, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4090 "2023-03-11T12:31:11Z")

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Mrs. Brown, you’ve got a lovely daughter  
Girls as sharp as her are somethin’ rare  
But it’s sad, she doesn’t love me now  
She’s made it clear enough, it ain’t no good to pine

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**Author:** ![its\_the\_daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/bb73d2/32.png) [@its\_the\_daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/its_the_daddy)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2023, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4091 "2023-03-11T12:47:04Z")

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Golden brown, finer temptress  
Through the ages she’s heading west  
From far away, stays for a day  
Never a frown with golden brown

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**Author:** ![Casparlatete](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/casparlatete/32/3377_2.png) [@Casparlatete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casparlatete)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2023, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4092 "2023-03-11T13:59:41Z")

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Rock of Ages, cleft for me,  
Let me hide myself in Thee;  
Let the water and the blood,  
From Thy riven side which flowed,  
Be of sin the double cure,  
Save me from its guilt and power

_Rock of Ages, cleft for me. Trad. hymn_

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2023, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4093 "2023-03-11T18:20:10Z")

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What do ya want?  
What do ya want?  
I want rock ‘n’ roll  
All right  
Long live rock ‘n’ roll  
Oh, yeah, yeah

Rock of ages, rock of ages  
Still rollin’, keep a-rollin’  
Rock of ages, rock of ages  
Still rollin’, rock ‘n’ rollin’

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2023, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4094 "2023-03-11T19:31:33Z")

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Rock is dead they say  
Long live rock  
Long live rock  
I need it every night  
Long live rock  
Come on and join the line  
Long live rock  
Be it dead or alive

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2023, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4095 "2023-03-11T21:49:35Z")

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The king is gone, but he’s not forgotten (, Johnny Rotten)  
Is this the story of Johnny Rotten? (Johnny Rotten, Rotten Johnny)  
It’s better to burn out 'cause rust never sleeps  
The king is gone, but he’s not forgotten

Hey hey, my my  
Rock and roll can never die  
There’s more to the picture than meets the eye

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2023, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4096 "2023-03-11T22:13:05Z")

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On a cold December evening  
I was walking through the Christmastide  
When a stranger came up and asked me  
If I’d heard John Lennon died  
And the two of us went to this bar  
And we stayed to close the place  
And every song we played was  
For the late great Johnny Ace

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**Author:** ![Casparlatete](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/casparlatete/32/3377_2.png) [@Casparlatete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casparlatete)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2023, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4097 "2023-03-11T22:55:33Z")

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His mother told him "someday you will be a man  
And you will be the leader of a big old band  
Many people coming from miles around  
To hear you play your music when the sun go down  
Maybe someday your name will be in lights  
Saying “Johnny B. Goode tonight”

_Johnny B. Goode. Chuck Berry_

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2023, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4098 "2023-03-11T23:22:39Z")

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Johnny Angel (Sha dum da dum)  
How I love him (Sha dum da dum)  
He’s got something that I can’t resist (Ah, da dum, da dum dum)  
But he doesn’t even know (Ah, da dum, da dum dum)  
That I exist (Sha dum da dum dum, sha dum da dum)

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2023, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4099 "2023-03-11T23:26:33Z")

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‘Cause my lovin’ feels like ooh  
You don’t know my name (round and round and round we go, will you ever know?)  
And I swear it feels like ooh (baby baby baby)  
You don’t know my name oh (round and round and round we go, will you ever know?)

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2023, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4100 "2023-03-11T23:45:43Z")

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I did you wrong  
My heart went out to play  
But in the game I lost you  
What a price to pay  
I’m cryin’

Ooh baby, baby  
Ooh baby, baby

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2023, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4101 "2023-03-12T00:48:39Z")

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I was cryin’ when I met you  
Now I’m tryin’ to forget you  
Your love is sweet misery  
I was cryin’ just to get you  
Now I’m dyin’ 'cause I let you  
Do what you do down on me

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