# I've seen fire and I've seen rain 2 (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 23, 2020, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254 "2020-06-23T04:29:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2023, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4722 "2023-05-10T04:05:32Z")

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Mama, take this badge off of me,  
I can’t use it anymore.  
It’s getting dark, too dark to see.  
I feel I’m knockin’ on heaven’s door.

Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door – _Bob Dylan_

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2023, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4723 "2023-05-10T11:37:20Z")

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So I quit the police department  
Got myself an honest job

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2023, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4724 "2023-05-10T12:45:07Z")

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Wow, man, it’s a drag being a rock  
(Help, I’m a rock)  
(Help, I’m a rock)  
(Help, I’m a rock)  
I wish I was anything but a rock  
Heck, I’d even like to be a policeman  
Hey, you know what?  
You know maybe if I practice, you know  
Maybe if I pass my driving test  
I could get a gig drivin’ that bus that pick the freaks up  
In front of Ben Frank’s, right?

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2023, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4725 "2023-05-10T13:12:49Z")

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I said, now I’ve got my Magic Bus (too much, Magic Bus)  
I drive my baby every way (too much, Magic Bus)  
Each time I go a different way (too much, Magic Bus)

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**Author:** ![its\_the\_daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/bb73d2/32.png) [@its\_the\_daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/its_the_daddy)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2023, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4726 "2023-05-10T14:26:51Z")

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In the dime stores and bus stations  
People talk of situations  
Read books, repeat quotations  
Draw conclusions on the wall  
Some speak of the future  
My love she speaks softly  
She knows there’s no success like failure  
And that failure’s no success at all

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2023, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4727 "2023-05-10T15:21:22Z")

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“Dance a little closer to me, dance a little closer now  
Dance a little closer tonight  
Dance a little closer to me, it’s closing time  
And love’s on sale tonight at this five and dime”

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2023, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4728 "2023-05-11T01:31:08Z")

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I want to live right here  
On the old Mohave  
Live my life in low gear you savvy

And nothing’s so tragic cause it’s all about magic  
Take it away  
Love saves the day  
When it’s showtime at the Bagdad Gas and Oil Cafe  
When it’s showtime at the Bagdad Gas and Oil Cafe

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2023, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4729 "2023-05-11T01:44:35Z")

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You have to believe we are magic  
Nothin’ can stand in our way  
You have to believe we are magic  
Don’t let your aim ever stray

And if all your hopes survive  
Destiny will arrive  
I’ll bring all your dreams alive  
For you  
I’ll bring all your dreams alive  
For you

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**Author:** ![Casparlatete](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/casparlatete/32/3377_2.png) [@Casparlatete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casparlatete)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2023, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4730 "2023-05-11T09:09:45Z")

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You sigh, the song begins  
You speak and I hear violins  
It’s magic  
The stars desert the skies  
And rush to nestle in your eyes  
It’s magic

_It’s Magic. Doris Day_

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2023, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4731 "2023-05-11T11:47:56Z")

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Puff the magic dragon lived by the sea  
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee  
Little Jackie Paper loved that rascal Puff  
And brought him strings, and sealing wax, and other fancy stuff

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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2023, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4732 "2023-05-11T12:06:35Z")

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Oh, ho, ho  
It’s magic, you know.  
Never believe it’s not so.

Magic – _Pilot_

_ **-“BB”-** _

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2023, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4733 "2023-05-11T12:20:39Z")

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That old black magic has me in its spell  
That old black magic that you weave so well  
Those icy fingers up and down my spine  
The same old witchcraft when your eyes meet mine

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2023, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4734 "2023-05-11T12:54:56Z")

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Woo-hoo, witchy woman  
See how high she flies  
Woo-hoo, witchy woman  
She got the moon in her eyes

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2023, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4735 "2023-05-11T14:18:02Z")

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Dark lady laughed and danced and lit the candles one by one  
Danced to her gypsy music 'til her brew was done  
Dark lady played black magic 'til the clock struck on the 12  
She told me more about me than I knew myself

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2023, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4736 "2023-05-11T17:42:39Z")

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She danced around and round to a guitar melody  
From the fire, her face was all aglow  
How she enchanted me  
Oh, how I’d love to hold her near  
And kiss and forever whisper in her ear  
I love you, gypsy woman  
I love you, gypsy woman

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2023, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4737 "2023-05-11T18:47:17Z")

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Gypsies, tramps, and thieves  
We’d hear it from the people of the town  
They’d call us gypsies, tramps, and thieves  
But every night all the men would come around  
And lay their money down

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2023, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4738 "2023-05-11T19:36:32Z")

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Oh, say has anybody seen my  
Sweet Gypsy Rose?  
Here’s her picture when she was my  
Sweet Mary Jo

Now she’s got rings on her fingers  
And bells on her toes  
Say has anybody seen my  
Sweet Gypsy Rose?

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**Author:** ![Casparlatete](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/casparlatete/32/3377_2.png) [@Casparlatete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casparlatete)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2023, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4739 "2023-05-12T09:41:17Z")

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Five foot two, eyes of blue  
But oh, what those five foot could do  
Has anybody seen my girl?  
Turned up nose, turned down hose  
Never had no other beaus  
Has anybody seen my girl?

_“Five Foot Two, Eyes of Blue” Al Jolson_

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**Author:** ![its\_the\_daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/bb73d2/32.png) [@its\_the\_daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/its_the_daddy)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2023, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4740 "2023-05-12T10:32:29Z")

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You’m a five foot flirt in the robes of an angel,  
You better had leave I alone.  
Why, the way you’re acting it nearly unnerves I,  
The thing that preserves I is my joviality.  
Though I’ve got trouble as thick as the stubble  
'Tis you that’s the worst of them all.  
Keep out of my track and if you want to come back  
You can crawl, crawl, crawl.

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2023, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4741 "2023-05-12T10:40:28Z")

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I don’t have to go by plane  
I ain’t gotta go by car  
I don’t care just where my darling is  
People I just don’t care how far  
I’m gonna crawl, I’m gonna crawl  
I don’t care if I got to go back home  
I don’t care what I got to stand again baby  
I’m gonna crawl, I’m gonna crawl

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