# I've seen fire and I've seen rain 2 (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 23, 2020, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254 "2020-06-23T04:29:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2023, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4862 "2023-05-24T17:19:50Z")

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Maybe, maybe, maybe  
You’ll find something that’s enough to keep you  
But if the bright lights don’t receive you  
You should turn yourself around and come on home

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2023, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4863 "2023-05-24T21:52:06Z")

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I’m comin’ home, I’ve done my time  
Now I’ve got to know what is and isn’t mine  
If you received my letter telling you I’d soon be free  
Then you’ll know just what to do  
If you still want me, if you still want me  
Whoa, tie a yellow ribbon 'round the ole oak tree  
It’s been three long years, do you still want me?

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**Author:** ![Casparlatete](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/casparlatete/32/3377_2.png) [@Casparlatete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casparlatete)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2023, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4864 "2023-05-24T22:02:31Z")

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I’m gonna sit right down and write myself a letter  
And make believe it came from you  
I’m gonna write words, oh so sweet  
They’re gonna knock me off my feet  
A lotta kisses on the bottom  
I’ll be glad I got 'em

_I’m Gonna Sit Right Down and Write Myself a Letter. Fats Waller_

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2023, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4865 "2023-05-24T23:35:35Z")

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Well, she wrote me a letter  
Said she couldn’t live without me no more  
Listen mister, can’t you see I got to get back  
To my baby once-a more  
Anyway, yeah

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2023, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4866 "2023-05-24T23:37:47Z")

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I can’t live, if living is without you  
I can’t live, I can’t give any more  
Can’t live, if living is without you  
I can’t give, I can’t give any more

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2023, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4867 "2023-05-25T00:23:26Z")

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Yes, I’m lost without your love  
Life without you isn’t worth the trouble of  
All I want is just the way it used to be  
I need you here with me  
Oh, darlin’, can’t you see?

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**Author:** ![Casparlatete](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/casparlatete/32/3377_2.png) [@Casparlatete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casparlatete)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2023, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4868 "2023-05-25T09:35:06Z")

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So play the song the way it used to be  
Before she left and changed it all to sadness  
And maybe if she’s passing by the window  
She will hear a love song  
And a melody  
And even if the words are not so tender  
She will always remember  
The way it used to be

_The Way It Used To Be. Engelbert Humperdinck_

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2023, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4869 "2023-05-25T13:52:19Z")

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Memories  
Light the corners of my mind  
Misty watercolor memories  
Of the way we were

Scattered pictures  
Of the smiles we left behind  
Smiles we gave to one another  
For the way we were

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2023, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4870 "2023-05-25T13:56:26Z")

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The way you walk and talk  
Really sets me off to a four-alarm, child (yes it does, uh, uh)  
The way you squeeze and tease knocks me to my knees  
‘Cause you’re smokin’, baby, baby

The way you swerve and curve really wracks my nerves  
And I’m so excited, child (yeah) woo, woo  
The way you push, push lets me know that you’re ha ha ha ha ha ha ha  
(You’re gonna get your wish) Oh, Lord, oh

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2023, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4871 "2023-05-25T15:14:29Z")

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Pretty woman, walking down the street  
Pretty woman, the kind I’d like to meet  
Pretty woman, I don’t believe you  
You’re not the truth  
No one could look as good as you  
Mercy!

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**Author:** ![Casparlatete](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/casparlatete/32/3377_2.png) [@Casparlatete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casparlatete)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2023, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4872 "2023-05-25T20:51:06Z")

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I have often walked  
Down the street before,  
But the pavement always stayed  
Beneath my feet before  
All at once am I  
Several stories high,  
Knowing I’m on the street where you live

_On the Street Where You Live, Dean Martin_

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2023, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4873 "2023-05-25T22:13:03Z")

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It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhhood  
A beautiful day for a neighbor  
Would you be mine?  
Could you be mine?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2023, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4874 "2023-05-25T22:28:05Z")

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While the millionaires hide in Beekman Place  
The bag ladies throw their bones in my face  
I get attacked by a kid with stereo sound  
I don’t want to hear it but he won’t turn it down  
Life is tough but it’s just enough  
To hold back the tears until it’s closing time  
I survived, I’m still alive  
But I’m getting close to the borderline

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**Author:** ![Casparlatete](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/casparlatete/32/3377_2.png) [@Casparlatete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casparlatete)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2023, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4875 "2023-05-26T21:35:08Z")

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And I’ve got swinging doors, a jukebox and a bar stool  
And my new home has a flashing neon sign  
Stop by and see me any time you want to  
'Cause I’m always here at home till closing time

_Swinging Doors. Merle Haggard_

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2023, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4876 "2023-05-27T02:21:18Z")

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England swings like a pendulum do  
Bobbies on bicycles, two by two  
Westminster Abbey, the Tower, and Big Ben  
The rosy red cheeks of the little children

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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2023, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4877 "2023-05-27T05:00:18Z")

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Little children, you better not tell on me.  
(I’m tellin’ you) Little children, you better not tell what you see.  
And if you’re good, I’ll give you candy and a quarter,  
If you’re quiet like you oughta be and keep a secret with me.

Little Children – _Billy J. Kramer and the Dakotas_

_(out of cotext, this sounds kinda pervy, but as the song goes along we find out the singer’s been making out with their big sister and, as the saying goes, little pitchers have big ears.)_

 

_ **-“BB”-** _

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**Author:** ![Casparlatete](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/casparlatete/32/3377_2.png) [@Casparlatete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casparlatete)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2023, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4878 "2023-05-27T09:56:20Z")

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Once I had a secret love  
That lived within the heart of me  
All too soon my secret love  
Became impatient to be free

So I told a friendly star  
The way that dreamers often do  
Just how wonderful you are  
And why I’m so in love with you

_Secret Love. Doris Day_

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2023, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4879 "2023-05-27T21:50:38Z")

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If they asked me, I could write a book  
About the way you walk, and whisper, and look  
I could write a preface  
On how we met  
So the world would never forget

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2023, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4880 "2023-05-27T21:57:37Z")

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Chapter one says to love her  
You love her with all your heart  
Chapter two you tell her you’re  
Never, never, never, never, never gonna part  
In chapter three remember the meaning of romance  
In chapter four you break up  
But you give her just one more chance  
Oh, I wonder, wonder who, mmbadoo-ooh, who  
Who wrote the book of love

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2023, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/4881 "2023-05-28T18:59:17Z")

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Chapter One: We didn’t really get along  
Chapter Two: I think I fell in love with you  
You said you’d stand by me in the middle of Chapter Three  
But you were up to your old tricks in Chapters Four  
Five and Six.

And I’m giving you a longing look  
Everyday  
Everyday  
Everyday I write the book

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