# I've seen fire and I've seen rain 2 (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 23, 2020, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254 "2020-06-23T04:29:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2023, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/5843 "2023-09-11T19:32:21Z")

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Jessie is a friend  
Yeah, I know, he’s been a good friend of mine  
But lately something’s changed that ain’t hard to define  
Jessie’s got himself a girl and I want to make her mine

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2023, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/5844 "2023-09-11T19:53:40Z")

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Her Majesty is a pretty nice girl  
Someday I’m gonna make her mine, oh yeah  
Someday I’m gonna make her mine

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2023, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/5845 "2023-09-11T20:49:51Z")

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Playin’ with the Queen of Hearts  
Knowin’ it ain’t really smart

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2023, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/5846 "2023-09-11T20:56:39Z")

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Ah, but two hours of pushin’ broom  
Buys an 8 by 12, 4 bit room

I smoke old stogies I have found  
Short, but not too big around

I’m a man of means by no means,  
King of the road…

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2023, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/5847 "2023-09-11T21:03:59Z")

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Oh that buggy boogie woogie sweeps me off my feet  
What this world needs is a good retreat  
What this world needs is a good two dollar room  
'n a good two dollar broom

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2023, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/5848 "2023-09-11T21:56:35Z")

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Sitting in my hotel, hiding from the dramas of this great big world  
Seven stories high, looking at the world go by-y  
Sitting in my hotel room, thinking about the countryside and sunny days in June  
Trying to hide the gloom, sitting in my hotel room

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2023, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/5849 "2023-09-11T22:01:32Z")

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Eight miles high, and when you touch down  
You’ll find that it’s stranger than known  
Signs in the street, that say where you’re going  
Are somewhere just being their own

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2023, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/5850 "2023-09-12T03:24:41Z")

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And the sign says “long hair freaky people need not apply”  
So I put my hair under my hat and I went in to ask him why  
He said you look like a fine outstanding young man I think you’ll do  
So I took off my hat I said “Imagine that Huh Me working for you”

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2023, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/5851 "2023-09-12T05:19:32Z")

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Happy Birthday to you  
Happy Birthday to you  
Happy birthday  
Happy birthday  
Happy Birthday to you

(In honor of the the Lil’wrekkers birthday. Love ya girlie, from Ma)

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2023, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/5852 "2023-09-12T05:29:25Z")

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They say it’s your birthday  
Well, it’s my birthday too, yeah  
They say it’s your birthday  
We’re gonna have a good time  
I’m glad it’s your birthday  
Happy birthday to you

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2023, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/5853 "2023-09-12T11:40:03Z")

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No birthday songs to sing again  
Just bricks and stones to give them

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2023, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/5854 "2023-09-12T16:27:38Z")

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A very merry unbirthday to you, to you

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2023, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/5855 "2023-09-13T02:49:05Z")

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Happy birthday, Mister President  
Happy birthday to you

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**Author:** ![its\_the\_daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/bb73d2/32.png) [@its\_the\_daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/its_the_daddy)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2023, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/5856 "2023-09-13T06:35:06Z")

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Well, my telephone rang it would not stop  
It’s President Kennedy callin’ me up  
He said, “My friend, Bob, what do we need to make the country grow?”  
I said “My friend, John, Brigitte Bardot  
Anita Ekberg  
Sophia Loren  
Country’ll grow…”

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2023, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/5857 "2023-09-13T12:05:55Z")

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Anybody here seen my old friend John?  
Can you tell me where he’s gone?  
He freed lotta people but it seems the good they die young  
I just looked around and he’s gone

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2023, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/5858 "2023-09-13T14:40:04Z")

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Every mornin’ at the mine you could see him arrive  
He stood six-foot-six and weighed two-forty-five  
Kinda broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip  
And everybody knew ya didn’t give no lip to big John  
(Big John, big John)  
Big bad John (big John)

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2023, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/5859 "2023-09-13T16:08:31Z")

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Oh, dear! What can the matter be?  
Dear, dear! What can the matter be?  
Oh, dear! What can the matter be?  
Johnny’s so long at the fair.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2023, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/5860 "2023-09-13T16:10:59Z")

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Who can it be knocking at my door?  
Go 'way, don’t come 'round here no more  
Can’t you see that it’s late at night?  
I’m very tired, and I’m not feeling right  
All I wish is to be alone;  
Stay away, don’t you invade my home  
Best off if you hang outside  
Don’t come in, I’ll only run and hide

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2023, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/5861 "2023-09-13T16:36:30Z")

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I’m gonna knock on your door, ring on your bell  
Tap on your window too  
If you don’t come out tonight when the moon is bright  
I’m gonna knock and ring and tap until you do

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2023, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/5862 "2023-09-13T16:37:56Z")

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Come to my window  
Crawl inside  
Wait by the light of the moon  
Come to my window  
I’ll be home soon

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