# I've seen fire and I've seen rain 2 (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 23, 2020, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254 "2020-06-23T04:29:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2023, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6003 "2023-10-02T04:41:06Z")

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Counting flowers on the wall, that don’t bother me at all  
Playing solitaire till dawn with a deck of fifty one  
Smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo  
Now don’t tell me I’ve nothing to do

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2023, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6004 "2023-10-02T12:38:08Z")

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Black coffee is my name  
Black coffee is not a thing  
Black coffee, freshly ground and fully packed  
Hot black coffee, boys, mmm that’s where it’s at, mean it

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2023, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6005 "2023-10-02T13:19:20Z")

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So round, so firm, so fully packed, that’s my gal  
So complete, front to back, that’s my pal  
Toasted by the sun and I’m a son of a gun  
She don’t make my five o’clock shadow come around at one.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2023, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6006 "2023-10-02T17:57:08Z")

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I like big butts and I cannot lie  
You other brothers can’t deny  
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist  
And a round thing in your face

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2023, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6007 "2023-10-02T21:51:18Z")

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Standing on a corner watching all the girls go by  
Standing on a corner watching all the girls go by  
Brother you don’t know a nicer occupation  
Matter of fact, neither do I  
Than standing on a corner watching all the girls  
Watching all the girls, watching all the girls go by

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2023, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6008 "2023-10-02T22:53:03Z")

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All the girls walk by dressed up for each other  
And the boys do the boogie woogie on the corner of the street  
And the people passing by just stare with wild wonder  
And the inside jukebox roars just like thunder

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6009 "2023-10-03T02:29:28Z")

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On the day I was born  
The nurses all gathered 'round  
And they gazed in wide wonder  
At the joy they had found  
The head nurse spoke up  
Said, “Leave this one alone”  
She could tell right away  
That I was bad to the bone

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6010 "2023-10-03T02:33:23Z")

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Doctors have come from distant cities  
Just to see me  
Stand over my bed  
Disbelieving what they’re seeing  
They say I must be one of the wonders  
Of God’s own creation  
And as far as they can see they can offer  
No explanation

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6011 "2023-10-03T02:36:38Z")

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We come from the land of the ice and snow  
From the midnight sun where the hot springs flow  
The hammer of the gods  
Will drive our ships to new lands  
To fight the horde, sing and cry  
Valhalla, I am coming

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6012 "2023-10-03T03:32:07Z")

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The crystal ship is being filled  
A thousand girls, a thousand thrills  
A million ways to spend your time  
When we get back, I’ll drop a line

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**Author:** ![Casparlatete](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/casparlatete/32/3377_2.png) [@Casparlatete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casparlatete)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6013 "2023-10-03T08:18:44Z")

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As Dorothy Parker once said to her boyfriend  
“Fare thee well,”  
As Columbus announced when he knew he was bounced  
"It was swell, Isabelle, swell  
As Abelard said to Heloise  
“Don’t forget to drop a line to me, please,”  
As Juliet cried in her Romeo’s ear  
“Romeo, why not face the fact, my dear?”

_Just One of Those Things (intro). Cole Porter_

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6014 "2023-10-03T12:26:47Z")

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You got the future in the palm of your hand  
All you gotta do to get you through is understand  
You think you’d rather do with out  
You’ll never muddle through  
Without the truth  
The facts of life are all about you

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6015 "2023-10-03T12:30:46Z")

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He leads me through the twisted chasms of my mind  
He saved me from the fated final sacrifice  
He spoke to me with the palm of his hand  
I hear you calling  
I hear you calling  
I hear you calling  
I hear you calling

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6016 "2023-10-03T14:00:01Z")

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Calling to the sky  
The thunder drowns my voice within the rain  
And I know you’re near me  
And I call throughout the storm  
I know that you don’t hear me

I call your name  
I call your name  
I call your name

Can you hear me call your name?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6017 "2023-10-03T17:12:22Z")

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Can’t you hear me knockin’  
On your window?  
Can’t you hear me knockin’  
On your door?  
Can’t you hear me knockin’  
Down your dirty street?  
Yeah

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6018 "2023-10-03T17:28:06Z")

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I hear you knockin’  
But you can’t come in  
I hear you knockin’  
Go back where you been

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6019 "2023-10-03T17:51:48Z")

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I caught you knockin’ at my cellar door  
I love you, baby, can I have some more?  
Ooh, ooh, the damage done

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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6020 "2023-10-03T22:28:57Z")

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I don’t want to play in your yard,  
I don’t like you anymore.  
You’ll be sorry when you see me,  
Sliding down our cellar door.

I Don’t Want to Play in Your Yard – _Peggy Lee_

_ **-“BB”-** _

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6021 "2023-10-04T02:18:56Z")

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I ain’t gonna work on Maggie’s Farm, no more  
No, I ain’t gonna work on Maggie’s Farm, no more  
Well, I wake up in the morning, fold my hands, and pray for rain  
I got a head full of ideas, that are drivin’ me insane

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6022 "2023-10-04T02:25:17Z")

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Hey, daddy-o  
I don’t want to go down to the basement  
There’s somethin’ down there  
I don’t want to go  
Hey, Romeo  
There’s somethin’ down there  
I don’t want to go down to the basement

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