# I've seen fire and I've seen rain 2 (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 23, 2020, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254 "2020-06-23T04:29:48Z")\
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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6023 "2023-10-04T02:43:38Z")

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I don’t want to play house  
It makes my mommy cry  
'Cause when she played house  
My daddy said goodbye

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6024 "2023-10-04T06:53:39Z")

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Our D I V O R C E becomes final today.

Me and little J O E will be going away…

I love you both and this will be pure H E double L for me,

I wish I could stop this D I V O R C E

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6025 "2023-10-04T11:19:24Z")

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> [@knoodler](#):
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> I ain’t gonna work on Maggie’s Farm, no more  
> No, I ain’t gonna work on Maggie’s Farm, no more  
> Well, I wake up in the morning, fold my hands, and pray for rain  
> I got a head full of ideas, that are drivin’ me insane

Used 3 days ago.

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I saw the little runt sitting there on a log  
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said “Yoda”  
Y.O.D.A., Yoda  
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I’ve been around, but I ain’t never seen  
A guy who looks like a muppet, but he’s wrinkled and green  
Oh, my Yoda  
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6026 "2023-10-04T15:13:07Z")

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My bad!

(in play)

Well, I came upon a child of God  
He was walking along the road  
And I asked him, “Tell me, where are you going?”  
And this he told me

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6027 "2023-10-04T15:46:47Z")

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Picket lines and picket signs  
Don’t punish me with brutality  
Talk to me, so you can see  
Oh, what’s going on  
What’s going on  
Yeah, what’s going on  
Ah, what’s going on

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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6028 "2023-10-04T18:41:16Z")

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Signs, signs, everywhere a sign  
Blockin’ out the scenery, breakin’ my mind.  
Do this, don’t do that,  
Can’t you read the sign?

Signs – _Five Man Electrical Band_

_(These are the original lyrics. When Tesla covered the song in 1990, they changed a couple of words, replacing them with F-bombs – to be more edgy, don’tcha know?)_

_ **-“BB”-** _

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6029 "2023-10-04T22:40:29Z")

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Just gimme some kind of sign, sign  
Just gimme some kind of sign girl  
Oh, my baby  
To show me that you’re mine girl  
All right

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2023, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6030 "2023-10-05T01:34:07Z")

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Baby you’re mine  
You’re blowing my mind  
We’re two of a kind  
Baby you’re really mine…

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2023, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6031 "2023-10-05T01:45:59Z")

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Baby, I’m yours (baby, I’m yours)  
And I’ll be yours (yours) until the stars fall from the sky  
Yours (yours) until the rivers all run dry  
In other words, until I die

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2023, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6032 "2023-10-05T01:50:00Z")

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Take me to the river (Take me to the river), drop me in the water (Drop me in the water)  
Dip in to the river (Take me to the river), push me in the water (Drop me in the water, water)

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2023, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6033 "2023-10-05T04:09:41Z")

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I don’t know why and I don’t understand  
How you sold me down the river  
I don’t know why  
I don’t understand  
How you sold me down the river  
Sold me down the river

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2023, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6034 "2023-10-05T05:12:33Z")

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Gonna lay down my troubles,  
Down by the riverside  
Down by the riverside  
Down by the riverside

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**Author:** ![Casparlatete](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/casparlatete/32/3377_2.png) [@Casparlatete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casparlatete)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2023, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6035 "2023-10-05T10:48:31Z")

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Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen  
Nobody knows my sorrow  
Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen  
Glory, Hallelujah

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2023, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6036 "2023-10-05T11:51:36Z")

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Go out yonder, peace in the valley  
Come downtown, have to rumble in the alley  
Oh, you don’t know the shape I’m in

Has anybody seen my lady?  
This living alone will drive me crazy  
Oh, you don’t know the shape I’m in

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2023, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6037 "2023-10-05T15:17:39Z")

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Down in the valley, valley so low  
Hang your head over, hear the wind blow

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2023, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6038 "2023-10-05T18:04:23Z")

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Let me be the one you run to  
Let me be the one you come to  
When you need someone to turn to  
(Need someone to turn to)  
Let me be the one

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2023, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6039 "2023-10-05T20:31:25Z")

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I bless the day I found you  
I wanna stay around you  
Now and forever, let it be me

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2023, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6040 "2023-10-05T23:10:01Z")

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When I find myself in times of trouble  
Mother Mary comes to me  
Speaking words of wisdom  
Let it be

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2023, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6041 "2023-10-05T23:36:05Z")

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Is your heart filled pain?  
Shall I come back again?

Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2023, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6042 "2023-10-06T00:36:15Z")

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Baby come back; any kind of fool could see  
There was something in everything about you  
Baby come back; you can blame it all on me  
I was wrong, and I just can’t live without you

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