# I've seen fire and I've seen rain 2 (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 23, 2020, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254 "2020-06-23T04:29:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 311
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2023, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6203 "2023-10-30T15:09:19Z")
Vampires, mummies, and the Holy Ghost These are the things that terrify me the most No aliens, psychopaths, or MTV hosts Scares me like vampires, mummies, and the Holy Ghost Vampires, Mummies, and the Holy Ghost – _Jimmy Buffett_ _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2023, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6204 "2023-10-30T15:33:51Z")
The zombies were having fun The party had just begun The guests included Wolf Man Dracula and his son The scene was rockin’, all were diggin’ the sounds Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds The coffin-bangers were about to arrive With their vocal group, “The Crypt-Kicker Five” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2023, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6205 "2023-10-30T15:58:41Z")
Well, I saw Lon Chaney walking with the Queen Doin’ the werewolves of London I saw Lon Chaney Jr. walking with the Queen, uh Doin’ the werewolves of London I saw a werewolf drinkin’ a piña colada at Trader Vic’s His hair was perfect ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2023, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6206 "2023-10-30T16:10:25Z")
I’m a truck drivin’ vampire, I only drive by night. A truck drivin’ vampire, undead, but not uptight. I’m a good ol’ nosferatu, and an eighteen-wheelin’ stud, Wearin’ white socks, drinkin’ Blue Ribbon, and redneck blood. [Truck Drivin’ Vampire](http://www.ovff.org/pegasus/songs/truck-drivin-vampire.html) - Michael Longcor ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2023, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6207 "2023-10-30T17:23:36Z")
I’m a vampire, babe, suckin’ blood from the earth I’m a vampire, baby, suckin’ blood from the earth Well, I’m a vampire, babe, sell you twenty barrels worth ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2023, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6208 "2023-10-30T20:09:34Z")
One, two, three, four We walk the streets, I’m out to get you We bite Just a feast of gore and blood We bite Carnivores live for pleasure We bite Strike out like a wolf’s endeavor We bite ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2023, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6209 "2023-10-31T00:29:39Z")
There’s a moon over Bourbon Street tonight I see faces as they pass Beneath the pale lamplight I’ve no choice but to follow that call The bright lights, the people And the moon and all I pray everyday to be strong For I know what I do must be wrong ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2023, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6210 "2023-10-31T01:31:45Z")
Well the days went by all dull and gray And he didn’t think much and had little to say And when the full moon rose, he’d climb over the moat Find some people sleeping, and he’d bite their throats! Mediocre Fred Mediocre, dull Fred ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2023, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6211 "2023-10-31T04:37:13Z")
Now the folks around south Louisiana Said Amos was a hell of a man He could trap the biggest, the meanest alligator And just use one hand That’s all he got left 'cause alligator bit it Left arm gone, clean up to the elbow ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2023, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6212 "2023-10-31T15:38:13Z")
Where a man can hide and never be found And have no fear of the bayin’ hound But he better keep movin’ and don’t stand still If the skeeters don’t get him then the gators will A man can’t live in the Everglades ---
**Author:** ![Casparlatete](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/casparlatete/32/3377_2.png) [@Casparlatete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casparlatete)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2023, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6213 "2023-10-31T16:36:03Z")
You ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog Cryin’ all the time Well, you ain’t never caught a rabbit And you ain’t no friend of mine ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2023, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6214 "2023-10-31T18:23:17Z")
You hear him howling around your kitchen door You better not let him in Little old lady got mutilated late last night Werewolves of London again Ah-hoo, werewolves of London Ah-hoo Ah-hoo, werewolves of London Ah-hoo, huh ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2023, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6215 "2023-10-31T18:52:07Z")
What a big heart I have The better to love you with Little Red Riding Hood Even bad wolves can be good ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2023, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6216 "2023-10-31T19:09:10Z")
Clap for the Wolfman He gon’ rate your record high Clap for the Wolfman You gon’ dig him 'til the day you die ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2023, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6217 "2023-11-01T02:32:36Z")
I got your name from a friend of a friend Who said he used to work with you You remember the all night creature from Stereo Ninety Two? Yeah, I said, “Could you relate to our quarter track tape You know the band performs in the nude” He said, “Uh-huh, don’t call us, child, we’ll call you” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2023, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6218 "2023-11-01T02:48:19Z")
I am the morning dj on w_o_l\*d Playing all the hits for you wherever you may be The bright good-morning voice who’s heard but never seen Feeling all of forty-five going on fifteen ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2023, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6219 "2023-11-01T02:51:35Z")
I am a DJ, I am what I play Can’t turn around, no, can’t turn around, no, ooh I am a DJ, I am what I say Can’t turn around, no, can’t turn around, ooh I am a DJ, I am what I play I’ve got believers believing me ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2023, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6220 "2023-11-01T03:27:30Z")
Burn down the disco Hang the blessed DJ Because the music that they constantly play It says nothing to me about my life Hang the blessed DJ Because the music they constantly play ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2023, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6221 "2023-11-01T14:45:15Z")
Burn down the mission If we’re gonna stay alive Watch the black smoke fly to heaven See the red flame light the sky Burn down the mission Burn it down to stay alive It’s our only chance of living Take all you need to live inside ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2023, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6222 "2023-11-01T15:09:33Z")
Whether you’re a brother or whether you’re a mother You’re stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive Feel the city breakin’ and everybody shakin’ And you’re stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254.md?page=310) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254.md?page=312)