# I've seen fire and I've seen rain 2 (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 23, 2020, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254 "2020-06-23T04:29:48Z")\
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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2024, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6583 "2024-01-03T04:46:13Z")

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I am just a cowboy lonesome on the trail  
A starry night, a campfire light  
The coyote call  
And the howling winds wail  
So I’ll ride out to the old sundown

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2024, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6584 "2024-01-03T06:40:38Z")

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I’m lonesome Cowboy Burt!  
(Speakin’ atcha!)  
Come smell my fringe-y shirt!  
(Reekin’ atcha!)  
My cowboy pants,  
My cowboy dance,  
My bold advance,  
On this here waitress…  
Yodel-oh-oo-pee-hey  
Yodel-oh-oo-pee!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2024, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6585 "2024-01-03T15:36:13Z")

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I’m an old cowhand from the Rio Grande  
But my legs ain’t bowed and my cheeks ain’t tanned  
I’m a cowboy who never saw a cow  
Never roped a steer ‘cause I don’t know how  
Sure ain’t a fixin’ to start in now  
Oh, yippie yi yo kayah, yippie yi yo kayah

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2024, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6586 "2024-01-03T16:31:07Z")

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From 1968. Listen if you dare because it may be earworming.

> **[Song: 1432 Franklin Pike Circle Hero written by Bobby Russell |
               ...](https://secondhandsongs.com/work/160091/all)**
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> The song 1432 Franklin Pike Circle Hero was written by Bobby Russell and was first released by Bobby Russell in 1968. It was covered by Jan Howard, John Laws, The Richard Wolfe Children's Chorus, The Ray Charles Singers and other artists.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2024, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6587 "2024-01-03T17:04:05Z")

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That’s right up there along with Saturday Morning Confusion.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2024, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6588 "2024-01-03T20:48:13Z")

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As I was a-walking one morning for pleasure  
I spied a cowpuncher all riding along  
His hat was throwed back and his spurs was a-jinglin’  
As he approached me, he was singin’ this song:

Whoopee ti yi yo, git along little dogies  
It’s your misfortune and none of my own  
Whoopee ti yi yo, git along little dogies  
You know that Wyoming will be your new home

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2024, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6589 "2024-01-03T21:25:55Z")

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And after three hours or maybe more  
A lady grabbed his arm  
and showed him to the door  
The bartender said, “he’s blind, you see  
Don’t tell him the only audience he had was you and me”

‘Cause he’s the last of the singin’ cowboys  
Singin songs of inspiration and joy  
Yippie Yi Yo, Yippie Ay A ye

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2024, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6590 "2024-01-03T21:32:29Z")

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And she asked me  
Why does he ride for his money  
And tell me why does he rope for short pay  
He ain’t a’gettin’ nowhere  
And he’s losin’ his share  
Boy he must’ve gone crazy out there

Ah but they’ve never seen the Northern Lights  
They’ve never seen a hawk on the wing  
They’ve never spent spring on the Great Divide  
And they’ve never heard ole’ camp cookie sing

[He sang…](https://youtu.be/f7xw1Q7hwco?si=FuFdCPowUxyOl9ys&t=236)

You have to listen to the yodel! Then rewind and listen to the whole song. It’s wonderful.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2024, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6591 "2024-01-03T22:39:45Z")

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The bronco jumped up and the cowboy came down  
They met at the old saddlehorn  
It made a deep impression, you could say it changed his life  
And that’s how the yodel was born

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2024, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6592 "2024-01-04T03:34:50Z")

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[Ohhhh  
Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo  
Yo yo yo  
Lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTSA_sWGM44)

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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2024, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6593 "2024-01-04T08:20:41Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> The bronco jumped up, and the cowboy came down  
> They met at the old saddlehorn  
> It made a deep impression, you could say it changed his life  
> And that’s how the yodel was born

Ah yes … Ranger Doug, Too Slim, Woody Paul, and the Cow-Polka King! Are they still performing?

_ **-“BB”-** _

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2024, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6594 "2024-01-04T15:24:32Z")

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Checking around, I see they perform at the Grand Old Opry several times a month.

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2024, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6595 "2024-01-04T22:18:43Z")

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Down to the playground  
Putting on a show  
Talking to the little kids  
Listen to the yo-yo  
RC Cola, Scooter Pie  
Sleeping at the Y

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6596 "2024-01-05T03:31:57Z")

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And into the tent he went  
There he saw Fatima layin’ on a zebra skin rug  
With rings on her fingers and bells on her toes and a bone in her nose ho, ho  
There she was, friends, lyin’ there in all her radiant beauty  
Eating on a raisin, grape, apricot, pomegranate, bowl of chittlin’s, two bananas, three Hershey bars  
Sipping on a RC co-cola, listenin’ to her transistor  
Watchin’ the Grand Ole Opry on the tube, readin’ a Mad Magazine while she sung, “Does your chewing gum lose it’s flavor?”

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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6597 "2024-01-05T04:39:44Z")

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Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?  
If your mother says don’t chew it, do you swallow it in spite?  
Can you catch it on your tonsils? Can you heave it left and right?  
Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?

Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor? – _Lonnie Donegan_

_ **-“BB”-** _

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6598 "2024-01-05T13:03:28Z")

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Hush now, baby, baby, don’t you cry  
Mama’s gonna make all of your nightmares come true  
Mama’s gonna put all of her fears into you  
Mama’s gonna keep you right here under her wing  
She won’t let you fly, but she might let you sing  
Mama’s gonna keep baby cozy and warm  
Ooh baby, ooh baby, ooh baby  
Of course mama’s gonna help build the wall

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6599 "2024-01-05T13:33:51Z")

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Ever take a minute just to show a real emotion  
In between the moisture cream and velvet facial lotion?  
Ever tell your kids you’re glad that they can think?  
Ever say you loved 'em? Ever let 'em watch you drink?  
Ever wonder why your daughter looks so sad?  
It’s such a drag to have to love a plastic mom and dad!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6600 "2024-01-05T17:38:24Z")

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“Things are different today,” I hear every mother say  
Cooking fresh food for her husband’s just a drag  
So she buys an instant cake, and she burns a frozen steak  
And goes running for the shelter of her mother’s little helper  
And two help her on her way, get her through her busy day

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6601 "2024-01-05T21:04:55Z")

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Okay (okay), just a little pin prick  
There’ll be no more AAAAAAAAH  
But you may feel a little sick  
Can you stand up? I do believe it’s working, good  
That’ll keep you going for the show  
C’mon, it’s time to go

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**Author:** ![Casparlatete](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/casparlatete/32/3377_2.png) [@Casparlatete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casparlatete)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6602 "2024-01-05T21:34:41Z")

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That’s when I’m gonna stand up  
Take my people with me  
Together we are going  
To a brand new home  
Far across the river  
Can you hear freedom calling?

_Stand Up. Cynthia Erivo_

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