# I've seen fire and I've seen rain 2 (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 23, 2020, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254 "2020-06-23T04:29:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2024, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6623 "2024-01-09T16:11:01Z")

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I like to sit in back and watch out for cops  
Play with baby’s hair, play with baby’s top  
And when she gets tired that way  
I whisper in her ear an’ say, “Bend over, I’ll drive”

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**Author:** ![Casparlatete](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/casparlatete/32/3377_2.png) [@Casparlatete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casparlatete)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2024, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6624 "2024-01-09T16:28:36Z")

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You can’t go on, thinking nothing’s wrong, but now  
Who’s gonna drive you home tonight?

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2024, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6625 "2024-01-09T17:08:15Z")

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Where you going?  
Can I go with you?  
Hey, take me with you…  
Don’t go away mad.  
Darling, please come back…  
Don’t you see that  
I just don’t care what they say  
Take me with you…honey  
Is my love gonna reach you so slow ???  
Hey, there’s a car!  
Watch out for the car!  
Oh, Oh-no no  
Did you do it for me?  
Condition Red  
I’ll never see you again  
Condition Red  
Condition Red

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2024, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6626 "2024-01-09T18:04:38Z")

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Look  
I understand too little too late  
I realize there are things you say and do  
You can never take back  
But what would you be if you didn’t even try  
You have to try  
So after a lot of thought  
I’d like to reconsider  
Please  
If it’s not too late  
Make it a cheeseburger

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2024, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6627 "2024-01-09T19:46:22Z")

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Cheeseburger in paradise  
Heaven on Earth with an onion slice  
Not too particular, not too precise  
I’m just a cheeseburger in paradise

RIP Jimmy.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2024, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6628 "2024-01-10T01:04:28Z")

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Oh, but folks lately I have been spotted  
With a Big Mac on my breath  
Stumbling into a Colonel Sanders  
With a face as white as death

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2024, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6629 "2024-01-10T17:13:43Z")

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This farmer had these chickens since he was twenty-four  
Working for the Colonel for thirty years or more  
Raising all those chickens up to send them off to fry  
And now they want revenge: Ghost Chickens in the Sky

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2024, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6630 "2024-01-10T17:47:53Z")

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The voice on the speaker says  
“I don’t have all day!”  
I said, then, take our order,  
And we’ll be on our way!

I wanna get a chicken sandwich  
And I want a cheeseburger, too  
She’s like “you want onions on that?”  
I’m like, yeah, I already said that I do

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**Author:** ![Casparlatete](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/casparlatete/32/3377_2.png) [@Casparlatete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casparlatete)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2024, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6631 "2024-01-10T22:01:18Z")

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The world is just a great big onion  
And pain and fear are the spices that make you cry  
Oh, baby, and the only way to get rid of this great big onion  
Is to plant love seeds until it dies, uh-huh

_The Onion Song. Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell_

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2024, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6632 "2024-01-10T22:55:39Z")

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I don’t like snails, or toads, or frogs  
Or strange things living under logs  
But, mmm, I love onions  
I don’t like dancin’ with crazy Ted  
He’s always jumpin’ on my head  
But, mmm, I love onions

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2024, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6633 "2024-01-11T04:42:33Z")

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All right people, the rest of the hard working  
All star blues brothers are gonna be out here in a minute  
Including my little brother Jake  
But right now, I’d like to talk a little bit about this tune you’re hearing  
This is of course the Green Onions tune

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2024, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6634 "2024-01-11T13:27:40Z")

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Keep rollin’, rollin’, rollin’  
Though the streams are swollen  
Keep them dogies rollin’ rawhide  
Through rain and wind and weather  
Hell-bent for leather  
Wishin’ my gal was by my side  
All the things I’m missin’  
Good vittles, love, and kissin’  
Are waiting at the end of my ride

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**Author:** ![Casparlatete](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/casparlatete/32/3377_2.png) [@Casparlatete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casparlatete)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2024, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6635 "2024-01-11T21:55:25Z")

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Rollin’, rollin’  
Ain’t gonna worry no more

Used to worry about gamblin’  
Throwin’ my money away  
Used to worry about wastin’ time  
And layin’ round the house all day

_Rollin’ . Randy Newman_

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2024, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6636 "2024-01-12T16:26:28Z")

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There’s a place in the world for a gambler  
There’s a burden that only he can bear

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2024, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6637 "2024-01-12T21:49:10Z")

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Now the only thing a gambler needs is a suitcase and a trunk  
And the only time when he’s satisfied is when he’s on a drunk.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2024, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6638 "2024-01-13T04:07:23Z")

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I’d invite you back to my place  
It’s only mine because it holds my suitcase  
It looks home to me alright  
But it’s a hundred miles from yesterday night

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**Author:** ![InternetLegend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/internetlegend/32/13154_2.png) [@InternetLegend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InternetLegend)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2024, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6639 "2024-01-13T05:48:48Z")

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If you miss the train I’m on  
You will know that I am gone  
You can hear the whistle blow  
A hundred miles

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2024, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6640 "2024-01-13T05:58:18Z")

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Last train to London, just heading out  
Last train to London, just leaving town  
But I really want tonight to last forever  
I really wanna be with you  
Let the music play on down the line tonight

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2024, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6641 "2024-01-13T12:01:57Z")

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Yeah, heard the diesel drumming  
All down the line  
Yeah, heard the wires a humming  
All down the line.  
Yeah, hear the women sighing  
All down the line  
Yeah, watch the children crying  
All down the line

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2024, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/6642 "2024-01-13T12:42:29Z")

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Maybe somewhere down the road a ways  
(At the end of the line)  
You’ll think of me, and wonder where I am these days  
(At the end of the line, end of the line)  
Maybe somewhere down the road when somebody plays  
(At the end of the line)  
Purple haze

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