# I've seen fire and I've seen rain 2 (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 23, 2020, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254 "2020-06-23T04:29:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2024, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/7023 "2024-03-23T02:27:05Z")

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Playin’ with the Queen of Hearts  
Knowin’ it ain’t really smart  
The Joker ain’t the only fool  
Who’ll do anythin’ for you.

_ **-“BB”-** _

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2024, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/7024 "2024-03-23T02:49:04Z")

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Don’t you draw the queen of diamonds, boy  
She’ll beat you if she’s able  
You know the queen of hearts is always your best bet  
Now it seems to me some fine things  
Have been laid upon your table  
But you only want the ones that you can’t get

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2024, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/7025 "2024-03-23T02:53:03Z")

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The Wolf came in, I got my cards, we sat down for a game  
I cut my deck to the Queen of Spades, but the cards were all the same  
Don’t murder me, I beg of you, don’t murder me  
Please, don’t murder me  
Don’t murder me

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2024, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/7026 "2024-03-23T14:45:39Z")

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But the game never ends when your whole world depends  
On the turn of a friendly card  
No, the game never ends when your whole world depends  
On the turn of a friendly card

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2024, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/7027 "2024-03-25T13:47:46Z")

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Jack of diamonds, Jack of diamonds, I know you of old  
You have robbed my poor pockets of silver and gold  
Tis raining, 'tis hailing, 'tis a dark stormy night  
And my horses cannot travel for the moon gives no light  
My horses cannot travel for the moon gives no light

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2024, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/7028 "2024-03-25T14:16:02Z")

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If you like to gamble  
I tell you, I’m your man  
You win some, lose some  
It’s all the same to me

The pleasure is to play  
Makes no difference what you say  
I don’t share your greed  
The only card I need  
Is the Ace of Spades  
The Ace of Spades

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2024, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/7029 "2024-03-25T15:38:25Z")

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Day into night she’s with me  
Turn of a card, she’s there  
The first time is free, you know  
But from now on, pay me  
Me, me, me, me

Beware of the Queen of Spades  
Her black widow’s curse might find you yet  
Beware of a love that you will regret  
Her love means only your death

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2024, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/7030 "2024-03-26T00:46:01Z")

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You laid your cards down on the table,  
And all your hearts have turned to spades.  
'Cause the sun ain’t been seen  
Since the last time you came clean.  
I’m getting tired of so much gray.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2024, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/7031 "2024-03-27T19:30:41Z")

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The shoe is on the hand it fits, there’s really nothing much to it  
Whistle through your teeth and spit 'cause it’s alright  
Oh, well, a touch of grey, kinda suits you anyway  
That was all I had to say and it’s alright

I will get by  
I will get by  
I will get by  
I will survive

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2024, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/7032 "2024-03-29T01:27:49Z")

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I’ve got all my life to live, and I’ve got so much love to give  
And I’ll survive, yes, I’ll survive, yeah, I’ll survive

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2024, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/7033 "2024-03-29T02:41:59Z")

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Oh, a single mom who works two jobs  
Who loves her kids and never stop  
With gentle hands and a heart of a fighter  
I’m a survivor

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2024, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/7034 "2024-03-29T15:21:34Z")

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And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night  
And he’s watching us all with the eye of the tiger

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2024, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/7035 "2024-03-29T17:00:34Z")

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On the way to Oklahoma, I turned into a cat  
My true love was a tiger, I’m sure you can see that  
I called the tiger Dolly, it was my mother’s name  
On the way to Oklahoma you finally became sane

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2024, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/7036 "2024-03-29T17:05:29Z")

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On a morning from a Bogart movie  
In a country where they turn back time  
You go strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre  
Contemplating a crime

She comes out of the sun in a silk dress running  
Like a watercolor in the rain  
Don’t bother asking for explanations  
She’ll just tell you that she came  
In the Year of the Cat

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/7037 "2024-03-30T14:05:11Z")

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When I grow up I want to be Peter Lorre  
I want to snivel and sneer in a nasal whine  
I want to cringe and curse  
And maybe threaten worse  
And if that doesn’t work I have a laugh  
That will petrify your spine

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/7038 "2024-03-30T14:16:05Z")

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They say that Richard Cory  
Owns one half of this whole town  
With political connections  
To spread his wealth around  
Born into society, a banker’s only child  
He had everything a man could want  
Power, grace, and style

But I work in his factory  
And I curse the life I’m living  
And I curse my poverty  
And I wish that I could be  
Oh, I wish that I could be  
Oh, I wish that I could be  
Richard Cory

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/7039 "2024-03-30T14:33:48Z")

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Oh, Lord, you made many, many poor people  
I realize, of course, it’s no shame to be poor  
But it’s no great honor either  
So, what would have been so terrible if I had a small fortune?

If I were a rich man  
Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum  
All day long, I’d biddy biddy bum  
If I were a wealthy man  
I wouldn’t have to work hard  
Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/7040 "2024-03-30T17:15:23Z")

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I work all night, I work all day, to pay the bills I have to pay  
Ain’t it sad?  
And still, there never seems to be a single penny left for me  
That’s too bad

In my dreams, I have a plan  
If I got me a wealthy man  
I wouldn’t have to work at all  
I’d fool around and have a ball

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/7041 "2024-03-30T17:39:22Z")

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I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK  
I sleep all night, I work all day

He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK  
He sleeps all night and works all day

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch  
I go to the lavatory  
On Wednesdays I go shopping  
And have buttered scones for tea

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/7042 "2024-03-30T21:51:47Z")

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Golden slumbers fill your eyes  
Smiles awake you when you rise  
Sleep, pretty darling, do not cry  
And I will sing a lullaby

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