# I've seen fire and I've seen rain 2 (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 23, 2020, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254 "2020-06-23T04:29:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2024, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/7663 "2024-07-12T01:29:48Z")

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Slow motion, slow motion  
Getting rid of the albatross  
Sowing the seeds of discontent  
I know you very well, you are unbearable  
I’ve seen you up far too close  
Getting rid of the albatross

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**Author:** ![Ellecram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellecram/32/18948_2.png) [@Ellecram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellecram)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2024, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/7664 "2024-07-12T01:56:52Z")

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The desert was long  
The mountain high  
The road ran steep and winding  
The promises so easily made  
Unbearable yet binding

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2024, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/7665 "2024-07-12T04:28:44Z")

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After two days in the desert sun  
My skin began to turn red  
And after three days in the desert fun  
I was looking at a river bed  
And the story it told of a river that flowed  
Made me sad to think it was dead

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2024, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/7666 "2024-07-12T15:36:53Z")

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The young man agreed  
He would satisfy their need  
So they danced for his pleasure  
With a joy you could not measure.  
They would wait for him here  
The same place every year.  
Beneath the sheltering sky  
Across the desert he would fly.

Tea in the Sahara with you.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2024, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/7667 "2024-07-12T17:56:22Z")

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Miss Otis regrets she’s unable to lunch today, madam.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2024, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/7668 "2024-07-12T18:27:33Z")

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Here’s to the ladies who lunch  
Everybody laugh  
Lounging in their caftans and planning a brunch  
On their own behalf

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2024, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/7669 "2024-07-12T19:54:25Z")

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Hey you, over there  
On the chaise longue in your underwear  
What are you doing sitting down?  
You should be horizontal now

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2024, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/7670 "2024-07-13T02:11:52Z")

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The seven wonders of the world he’ll lay before your feet,  
In far-off lands, on distant shores, so many friends to meet.  
Are you sitting comfortably?  
Let Merlin cast his spell.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2024, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/7671 "2024-07-13T14:14:51Z")

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But try to understand  
Try to understand  
Try, try, try to understand  
That I’m a magic man

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2024, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/7672 "2024-07-13T14:18:49Z")

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You ain’t no punk, you punk  
You wanna talk about the real junk?  
If I ever said I’d be banned  
'Cause I’m a garbage man

Well, if you can’t dig me, you can’t dig nothin’  
Do you want the real thing or are you just talkin’?  
Do you understand?  
I’m the garbage man

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2024, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/7673 "2024-07-13T15:04:26Z")

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Oh my child, you’ll never know  
Just what you mean to me  
Oh my child, you got so much  
You’re gonna take away my energy  
With all your jive talkin’  
You’re telling me lies, yeah  
Good lovin’ still gets in my eyes  
Nobody believe what you say  
With all your jive talkin’ that gets in the way

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2024, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/7674 "2024-07-13T15:40:31Z")

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I know a cat named Way-Out Willie  
Got a cool little chick named Rocking Millie  
He can walk and stroll and Susie Q  
And do that crazy hand jive too  
Mama, mama, look at Uncle Joe  
Doing the hand jive with sister Flo  
Grandma gave baby sister a dime  
Said, “Do that hand jive one more time”

Hand jive, hand jive, hand jive  
Do that crazy hand jive

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2024, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/7675 "2024-07-13T19:55:11Z")

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Oh, Suzie Q, oh, Suzie Q  
Oh, Suzie Q, baby, I love you, Suzie Q

I like the way you walk  
I like the way you talk  
I like the way you walk  
I like the way you talk, Suzie Q

[Name of my parents’ Shih-Tzu when I was a young adult note]

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2024, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/7676 "2024-07-13T21:18:08Z")

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Wake up, little Susie, wake up  
Wake up, little Susie, wake up

We’ve both been sound asleep, wake up, little Susie, and weep  
The movie’s over, it’s four o’clock, and we’re in trouble deep

Wake up little Susie  
Wake up little Susie

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2024, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/7677 "2024-07-13T23:19:03Z")

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Little Suzi’s on the up, looking for a get-away  
Ruby tries to bring her down, still looking for another way  
Little Suzi’s on the up, heading for the spotlight  
Ruby finally gets up, lookin’ forward to some quiet nights

And the music makes her feel so hot  
And she’ll smile at the camera with all she’s got  
Don’t bring her down, she’s a lot like you  
She’ll be richer by far if her dreams come true

[Little Suzi’s on the Up](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKgzYLBV_cc), by PhD, the fifth video ever played on MTV.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2024, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/7678 "2024-07-14T15:17:33Z")

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When he walks in her room, he feels confused  
Like he walked into a play  
And the music’s so loud, it spins him around  
'Til his soul has lost its way

And as she turns the volume down  
He’s getting smaller with the sound  
It seems to pull him off the ground  
Toward the radio he’s bound, never to be found

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2024, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/7679 "2024-07-14T15:31:22Z")

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She comes around here  
Just about midnight  
She make me feel so good, Lord  
I want to say she make me feel alright  
Comes walkin’ down my street  
Woah, she comes up to my house  
She knock upon my door  
And then she comes to my room  
And she make me feel alright

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2024, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/7680 "2024-07-14T20:20:21Z")

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It’s been a hard day’s night  
And I’ve been working like a dog  
It’s been a hard day’s night  
I should be sleeping like a log  
But when I get home to you  
I find the things that you do  
Will make me feel alright, owww!

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2024, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/7681 "2024-07-15T00:22:37Z")

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Put another log on the fire.  
Cook me up some bacon and some beans.  
And go out to the car and change the tire.  
Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.  
Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe,  
And then go fetch my slippers.  
And boil me up another pot of tea.  
Then put another log on the fire, babe,  
And come and tell me why you’re leaving me.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2024, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/7682 "2024-07-15T04:58:31Z")

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One less bell to answer  
One less egg to fry  
One less man to pick up after  
I should be happy

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