# I've seen fire and I've seen rain 2 (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 23, 2020, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254 "2020-06-23T04:29:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2024, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/8363 "2024-10-24T14:11:12Z")

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Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a color TV?  
Dialing For Dollars is trying to find me  
I wait for delivery each day until three  
So, oh, Lord, won’t you buy me a color TV?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2024, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/8364 "2024-10-24T17:21:11Z")

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And if those dreams of glory are part of your plans  
If anyone can help you, the Money Cat can.

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2024, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/8365 "2024-10-24T19:39:08Z")

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Man of passion rise again, we won’t cross you out:  
for we do love you like a son, of that there’s no doubt.  
Tell us: is it you who are here for our good cheer?  
Or are we here for the glory, for the story, for the gory satisfaction  
of telling you how absolutely awful you really are?

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2024, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/8366 "2024-10-24T20:56:11Z")

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Conquistador your stallion stands in need of company  
And like some angel’s hallowed brow you reek of purity  
I see your armour-plated breast has long since lost its sheen  
And in your death mask face there are no signs which can be seen  
Though I hoped for something to find  
I could see no maze to unwind

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2024, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/8367 "2024-10-25T00:07:11Z")

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We sailed for parts unknown to man  
Where ships come home to die  
No lofty peak, nor fortress bold  
Could match our captain’s eye  
Upon the seventh seasick day  
We made our port of call  
A sand so white, and sea so blue  
No mortal place at all

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/8368 "2024-10-26T01:24:22Z")

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I don’t like walking around this old and empty house  
So hold my hand, I’ll walk with you, my dear  
The stairs creak as you sleep, it’s keeping me awake  
It’s the house telling you to close your eyes  
And some days, I can’t even dress myself  
It’s killing me to see you this way  
Cause though the truth may vary  
This ship will carry our bodies safe to shore

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/8369 "2024-10-26T02:27:26Z")

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At sunrise we will dance a hempen jig  
So raise up a pint of rum, and take another swig  
The Curse of Captain Morgan has led us to this fate  
So have no fear and don’t look back; the afterlife awaits

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/8370 "2024-10-26T02:43:22Z")

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Come on, baby (and she had no fear)  
And she ran to him (then they started to fly)  
They looked backward and said goodbye (she had become like they are)  
She had taken his hand (she had become like they are)  
Come on, baby (don’t fear the reaper)

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/8371 "2024-10-26T15:56:49Z")

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And you, my father, there on the sad height,  
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.  
Do not go gentle into that good night.  
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/8372 "2024-10-26T16:55:20Z")

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Realms of bliss, realms of light  
Some are born to sweet delight  
Some are born to sweet delight  
Some are born to the endless night

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/8373 "2024-10-26T21:56:57Z")

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Tonight, tonight  
It all began tonight  
I saw you and the world went away

Tonight, tonight  
There’s only you tonight  
What you are, what you do, what you say

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/8374 "2024-10-26T23:16:54Z")

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Little girl, it’s a great big world  
But there’s only one of me  
You can’t touch 'cause I cost too much but

Tonight, I’m gonna rock you  
Tonight, I’m gonna rock you  
Tonight

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/8375 "2024-10-27T15:27:46Z")

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You say you wanna go for a spin  
The party’s just begun, we’ll let you in  
You drive us wild, we’ll drive you crazy

You keep on shoutin’, you keep on shoutin’

I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day  
I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/8376 "2024-10-27T18:41:30Z")

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Ridin’ down the highway  
Goin’ to a show  
Stop in all the byways  
Playin’ rock ‘n’ roll  
Gettin’ robbed  
Gettin’ stoned  
Gettin’ beat up  
Broken-boned  
Gettin’ had  
Gettin’ took  
I tell you, folks  
It’s harder than it looks

It’s a long way to the top if you wanna rock ‘n’ roll  
It’s a long way to the top if you wanna rock ‘n’ roll

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/8377 "2024-10-27T19:57:00Z")

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Playin’ for week in Rhode Island  
A man came to the stage one night  
He smoked a big cigar  
Drove a Cadillac car and said  
“Boys, I think this band’s outtasight  
Sign a record company contract!  
You know I’ve got great expectations!  
When I hear you on the car radio  
You’re gonna be a sensation!”

Rock and roll band, everybody’s waitin’  
Gettin’ crazy, anticipatin’  
Love, and music, play, play, play, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/8378 "2024-10-27T21:35:55Z")

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Anyway, we cut a hit and we toured a bit  
With a song he said he couldn’t use  
And now he calls and begs and crawls  
It’s telephone déjà vu  
We got percentage points and lousy joints  
And all the glitter we can use, mama  
So, ha, don’t call us now, we’ll call you

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/8379 "2024-10-27T21:38:58Z")

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Well, I’ve always had a deep respect  
And I mean that, most sincerely  
The band is just fantastic  
That is really what I think  
Oh by the way, which one’s Pink?

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2024, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/8380 "2024-10-28T03:53:16Z")

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I love you for your pink Cadillac, crushed velvet seats  
Riding in the back, oozing down the street  
Waving to the girls, feeling out of sight  
Spending all my money on a Saturday night  
Honey, I just wonder what you do there in the back  
Of your pink Cadillac, pink Cadillac

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2024, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/8381 "2024-10-28T09:50:50Z")

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You know what I’m gonna do?  
I’m gonna get me a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible  
Hot pink! With whale-skin hubcaps,  
An all-leather cow interior  
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah!  
And I’m gonna drive that thing at 150 mph  
Getting one mile per gallon  
Sucking down Quarter Pound cheeseburgers from McDonald’s  
In those old-fashioned, non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers  
And when I’m done sucking down those greaseball burgers  
I’m gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag  
And then I’m gonna toss those Styrofoam containers right over the side  
And there’s not a goddamn thing anybody can do about it  
Because we got the bomb  
Two words - nuclear fucking weapons, okay?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2024, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/8382 "2024-10-28T18:01:43Z")

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Boom goes London and boom Paris  
More room for you and more room for me  
And every city the whole world round  
Will just be another American town  
Oh how peaceful it will be  
We’ll set everybody free  
You’ll wear a Japanese kimono  
And there’ll be Italian shoes for me

They all hate us anyhow  
So lets drop the big one now  
Let’s drop the big one now

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