# I've seen fire and I've seen rain 2 (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 23, 2020, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254 "2020-06-23T04:29:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 470
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2025, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9383 "2025-04-13T23:56:09Z")
They call me Dr. Fucker You might feel a little pinch It’s a diesel mothertrucker Solid gold lead pipe cinch Eyes as green as gooseshit Squirtin’ acid from my tongue I run with all the whozits And my mainspring’s done been sprung Calling Dr. Fucker Calling Dr. Fucker Rock’n’roll emergency Calling Dr. Fucker Calling Dr. Fucker Rock’n’roll M.D. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2025, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9384 "2025-04-13T23:58:51Z")
Well, it’s forty below and I don’t give a fuck Got a heater in my truck And I’m off to the rodeo It’s an allemande left, and allemande right Come on, you fuckin’ dummy Get your right step right Get off the stage, ya goddam goof Don’tcha know? Piss me off Fuckin’ jerk Get on my nerves ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9385 "2025-04-14T00:03:16Z")
(To the tune of “Jingle Bells”) Dashing through the snow In my rusty Chevrolet Down the road I go Sliding all the way I need new piston rings I need some new snow tires My car is held together By a piece of chicken wire Oh, rust and smoke, the heater’s broke The door just blew away I light a match to see the dash And then I start to pray The frame is bent, the muffler went The radio, it’s okay Oh, what fun it is to drive This rusty Chevrolet “Rusty Chevrolet,” Da Yoopers ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9386 "2025-04-14T00:04:20Z")
Jingle bells Batman smells Robin laid an egg ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9387 "2025-04-14T00:08:24Z")
Observe if you will I’m in my hide-out in the back of the hill I crack a wall then I caught about a mil Co-defendant Johnny Blaze and Bobby Steels We was blazing hot wheels Turn the corner you can hear the wheels squeal On that ass fast was the Batmobile I could tell by the demon on the grill, this was real Alley-cat screaming, I hit a trash can Garbage everywhere, money flying out the bags and Trying to escape, code nine with the cape Or else he’d be headed upstate, it’s The Riddler ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9388 "2025-04-14T05:25:38Z")
Hot Wheels! Hot Wheels! Always chasin’, always racin’ Hot Wheels! Hot Wheels! Keep on turning now, keep on burning now Keep on turning Hot Wheels! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9389 "2025-04-14T06:02:22Z")
No, what? How can this be? I’ve never tried acid, shrooms, _or_ DMT! It’s a bad trip! Oy, gevalt! Of course, Blitzø, this would be _your_ fault! My lungs are full of honesty Would you promise me that you won’t judge? (Yes, bitch) Not trying to divulge too much But I’m in too deep So first of all FUCK YOU! (WHAT?!) This is just typical! Well, two can play at this game of dismay Cuz if _you’re_ here, causing frustration I’m torturing _you_ in _your_ hallucination! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9390 "2025-04-14T13:11:37Z")
He’ll take you up, he’ll bring you down, He’ll plant your feet back on the ground. He’ll fly so high, he’ll swoop so low. Timothy Leary. He’ll fly his astral plane. He’ll take you trips around the bay. He’ll bring you back the same day. Timothy Leary Timothy Leary Timothy Leary Timothy Leary Timothy Leary ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9391 "2025-04-14T13:11:41Z")
I look up the sky is blue I look back down oh fuck so are you Wo ho guess I’m takin’ LSD Feel Iike Tarzan clean out of my tree I’m watching TV or then again could it be Watching me? Ah no takin’ LSD ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9392 "2025-04-14T14:51:05Z")
He rides through the jungle, tearin’ limbs off of trees (Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop) Knockin’ great big monsters dead on their knees (Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop) The cats don’t bug him 'cause they know better (Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop) 'Cause he’s a mean motor scooter and a bad go-getter (Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop) (Alley-Oop) He’s the toughest man there is alive (Alley-Oop) Wears clothes from a wildcat’s hide (Alley-Oop) He’s the king of the jungle jive Look at that cave man go! Yaaaaaah! ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9393 "2025-04-14T14:58:39Z")
He’s free as the breeze He’s always at ease He lives in the jungle And hangs by his knees As he swings through trees Without a trapeze In his BVD’s A-hoo hoo! He’s got a union card And he’s practicin’ hard To play the gitar Gon’ be a big star Yeah he’s gonna go far An’ carry moonbeams home in a jar! He ordered Chet’s guitar course COD Makes A&E an’ he’s workin’ on B Digs C&W an’ R&B An’ an’ me an’ a chimpanzee agree That one day soon he’ll be A celebrity ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9394 "2025-04-14T15:32:07Z")
I hate every ape I see From chimpan-A to chimpan-Zee No, you’ll never make a monkey out of me! Oh my God! I was wrong! It was Earth All Along You’ve finally made a monkey, (Yes, we finally made a monkey!) Yes, you’ve finally made a monkey Out of me! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9395 "2025-04-14T15:55:14Z")
Secretly, I’ve been tailing you Like a fox that preys on a rabbit I had to get you, and so I knew I had to learn your ways and habits Ooh, you were the catch that I was after But I looked up, and I was in your arms And I knew that I was captured What’s this whole world coming to? Things just ain’t the same Any time the hunter gets captured by the game ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9396 "2025-04-14T17:13:25Z")
I have only come here seeking knowledge Things they would not teach me of in college I can see that destiny you sold Turned into a shining band of gold I’ll be wrapped around your finger I’ll be wrapped around your finger ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9397 "2025-04-14T17:24:00Z")
There’s a chapter on fathers, a chapter on sons There are pages of conflicts that nobody won And the battles you lost and your bitter defeat There’s a page where we fail to meet There are tales of good fortune that couldn’t be planned There’s a chapter on God that I don’t understand There’s a promise of Heaven and Hell but I’m damned if I see Though the pages are numbered I can’t see where they lead For the end is a mystery no-one can read In the book of my life ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9398 "2025-04-14T20:46:30Z")
Chapter one says to love her You love her with all your heart Chapter two you tell her you’re Never, never, never, never, never gonna part In chapter three remember the meaning of romance In chapter four you break up But you give her just one more chance Oh, I wonder, wonder who, mmbadoo-ooh, who Who wrote the book of love? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9399 "2025-04-14T21:03:01Z")
There’s a chance you will be there Wondering what to do How to play my role I’ll leave it up to you If I disguise my smile It gives too much away What if we can’t speak? What, then, shall I say? Don’t you be too long Something has gone wrong The chances are all gone ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9400 "2025-04-14T23:44:05Z")
Another game of putting things aside As if we’ll come back to them sometime A brace of hope A pride of innocence And you would say something has gone wrong Oh again It seems we meet In the spaces In between We always say It won’t be long Oh but something’s always wrong ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9401 "2025-04-15T01:57:20Z")
There’s something happening here But what it is ain’t exactly clear There’s a man with a gun over there Telling me I got to beware I think it’s time we stop Children, what’s that sound? Everybody look, what’s going down? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9402 "2025-04-15T02:33:52Z")
On my own As I wander through this wonderland alone Never knowing my right foot from my left My hat from my glove I’m too misty and too much in love [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254.md?page=469) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254.md?page=471)