# I've seen fire and I've seen rain 2 (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 23, 2020, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254 "2020-06-23T04:29:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2025, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9663 "2025-05-14T00:22:22Z")

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California, a prophet on the burning shore  
California, I’ll be knocking on the golden door  
Like an angel standing in a shaft of light  
Rising up to paradise, I know I’m gonna shine

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2025, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9664 "2025-05-14T00:25:26Z")

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California tumbles into the sea  
That’ll be the day I go back to Annandale  
Tried to warn you about Gino and Daddy G  
But I can’t seem to get to you through the US mail

Well I hear the whistle but I can’t go  
I’m gonna take her down to Mexico

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2025, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9665 "2025-05-14T00:31:09Z")

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And I’ve got such a long way to go  
To make it to the border of Mexico  
So I ride like the wind, ride like the wind  
Ride like the wind

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2025, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9666 "2025-05-14T00:38:22Z")

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But thanks Uncle Charlie  
For your Mexican smoke  
You’re a legend Owsley  
For your righteous dope

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2025, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9667 "2025-05-14T00:43:23Z")

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Fat Charlie the Archangel sloped into the room  
He said, “I have no opinion about this  
And I have no opinion about that”  
Sad as a lonely little wrinkled balloon  
He said, “Well I don’t claim to be happy about this, boys  
And I don’t seem to be happy about that”

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2025, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9668 "2025-05-14T01:00:03Z")

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The world’s a nicer place in my beautiful balloon  
It wears a nicer face in my beautiful balloon  
We can sing a song and sail along the silver sky  
For we can fly (we can fly)  
Up, up and away  
My beautiful, my beautiful balloon

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2025, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9669 "2025-05-14T01:59:24Z")

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Was on a sunny afternoon  
Folks were drinkin’ tea with a pleasant view  
Oh, you could hear them talk and laugh  
'Neath a giant ball of explosive gas

Then, Ooh, the wind it beat  
A tune upon that great balloon  
The captain’s lost control  
He says, “We’re all doomed”  
On the Hindenburg

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2025, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9670 "2025-05-14T03:38:32Z")

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Save me, save me, save me from this squeeze  
I got a big fat mama try’na break me  
And I love to live so pleasantly  
Live this life of luxury  
Lazin’ on a sunny afternoon

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2025, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9671 "2025-05-14T12:36:33Z")

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She is a five foot six and two fifteen  
A bleached-blonde mama with a streak of mean  
She knew how to knuckle  
And she knew how to scuffle and fight  
And the roller derby program said  
That she were built like a 'fridgerator with a head  
The fans called her “Tuffy”  
But all her buddies called her “Spike”

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2025, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9672 "2025-05-14T13:25:54Z")

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Jo would you love to scrapple  
She’ll never say no, no  
Shine up the battle apple  
We’ll shake 'em all down tonight  
We’re gonna mix in the streets  
Strike at the stroke of midnight  
Dance on the bones til the girls say when  
Pick up what’s left by daylight  
When Josie comes home

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2025, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9673 "2025-05-14T15:40:49Z")

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Don’t give us none of your aggravation  
We had it with your discipline  
Saturday night’s alright for fighting  
Get a little action in

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2025, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9674 "2025-05-14T22:44:01Z")

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Down at Dino’s Bar’n’Grill  
The drink will flow and blood will spill  
And if the boys wanna fight, you better let ‘em  
That jukebox in the corner blastin’ out my favorite song  
The nights are getting longer, it won’t be long  
Won’t be long 'til summer comes  
Now that the boys are here again

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2025, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9675 "2025-05-14T22:47:38Z")

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I’m wiser for the time  
I row against the tide  
I drop to my knees  
All to that good century

We’ll be wiser when we fall  
Like the dinosaurs before  
When we’ve swept ourselves away  
A better sense can start again

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2025, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9676 "2025-05-15T00:26:58Z")

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Sleep comes like a drug  
In God’s country  
Sad eyes, crooked crosses  
In Gods country, yeah

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2025, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9677 "2025-05-15T05:16:45Z")

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Yeah, the butler did it again, he got me once more  
He had me out there drinking til half-past three or four or more  
Telling stories, singing songs, drinking beer and wine  
Yeah, the butler did it again, another perfect drinking crime

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2025, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9678 "2025-05-15T13:35:38Z")

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Miss Otis regrets she’s unable to lunch today, Madam.  
Miss Otis regrets she’s unable to lunch today.  
She is sorry to be delayed,  
But last evening down in Lover’s Lane she strayed.  
Madam.  
Miss Otis regrets she’s unable to lunch today.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2025, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9679 "2025-05-15T14:16:44Z")

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Last spring they called you the Hyacinth Girl  
We laughed and left no regrets  
The seasons have blown out all yesterday’s curls  
And now it’s time to forget

December’s girl stares alone at the world  
Her face pressed against the panes  
She’s watching the children play out in the snow  
Her eyes can see only flames

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2025, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9680 "2025-05-15T14:45:10Z")

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Ten silver saxes, a bass with a bow  
The drummer relaxes and waits between shows  
For his cinnamon girl

A dreamer of pictures, I run in the night  
You see us together, chasing the moonlight  
My cinnamon girl

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2025, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9681 "2025-05-15T15:17:14Z")

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I just took a ride in a Silver Machine  
And I’m still feeling mean

Do you want to ride  
See yourself going by  
Other side of the sky  
Well I got a silver machine

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2025, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9682 "2025-05-15T16:35:34Z")

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I’ve got an orgone accumulator  
And it makes me feel greater  
I’ll see you sometime later  
When I’m through with my accumulator

It’s no social integrator  
It’s a one man isolator  
It’s a back brain stimulator  
It’s a cerebral vibrator  
Of orgones  
Severe orgones

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