# I've seen fire and I've seen rain 2 (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 23, 2020, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254 "2020-06-23T04:29:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2025, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9843 "2025-06-13T18:57:22Z")

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Don’t project  
Don’t connect  
Protect  
Don’t expect  
Suggest  
(I feel numb)  
Don’t project  
Don’t connect  
Protect  
Don’t expect  
Suggest  
(I feel numb)  
Don’t struggle  
Don’t jerk  
Don’t collar  
Don’t work  
Don’t wish  
Don’t fish  
Don’t teach  
Don’t reach  
(I feel numb)

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2025, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9844 "2025-06-13T19:03:59Z")

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Wee! It’s fun to be in an upside-down world  
There’s fish that fall out of the sea  
There’s upside-down clocks that make everyone late  
Upside-down food that won’t stay on your plate  
In an upside-down world, in an upside-down world

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2025, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9845 "2025-06-13T19:39:26Z")

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If you’re looking for love  
In a looking glass world  
It’s pretty hard to find  
Oh mother of pearl  
I wouldn’t trade you for another girl

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2025, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9846 "2025-06-13T20:05:44Z")

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You better watch what you say  
You better watch what you do to me  
Don’t get carried away  
Girl, if you can do better than me  
Go  
Yeah, go  
But remember

Good love is hard to find  
Good love is hard to find  
You got lucky, babe  
You got lucky, babe  
When I found you

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2025, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9847 "2025-06-14T00:00:50Z")

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I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar  
That much is true  
But even then I knew I’d find a much better place  
Either with or without you  
The five years we have had have been such good at times  
I still love you  
But now I think it’s time I live my life on my own

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2025, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9848 "2025-06-14T00:03:59Z")

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See the stone set in your eyes  
See the thorn twist in your side  
I wait for you  
Sleight of hand and twist of fate  
On a bed of nails she makes me wait  
And I wait, without you

With or without you  
With or without you

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2025, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9849 "2025-06-14T00:42:53Z")

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When you’ve seen beyond yourself then you may find  
Peace of mind is waiting there  
And the time will come when you see we’re all one  
And life flows on within you and without you

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2025, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9850 "2025-06-14T00:47:40Z")

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But life goes on, you know it ain’t easy  
You’ve just gotta be strong if you’re one of the six teens  
And life goes on, you know, you know it ain’t easy  
You know you’ll never go wrong 'cause you’re all part of the six teens

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2025, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9851 "2025-06-14T00:56:01Z")

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Tell me how it happened did it hurt did you cry?  
Did you ever feel yourself falling out of the sky?  
Did you ever lie awake and wonder why?  
Did you ever fall asleep and dream that you died?

Now it’s time to slow things down  
Because I told you life speeds up and up and up

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2025, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9852 "2025-06-14T14:59:56Z")

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Are you sleeping? Can you hear me?  
Do you know if I am beside your side?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2025, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9853 "2025-06-14T15:14:12Z")

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Do you hear me?  
Do you care?  
Do you hear me?  
Do you care?

My lips are moving and the sound’s coming out  
The words are audible but I have my doubts  
That you realize what has been said  
You look at me as if you’re in a daze  
It’s like the feeling at the end of the page  
When you realize you don’t know what you just read

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2025, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9854 "2025-06-14T15:40:19Z")

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They worship me and all I touch  
Hazy eyed, they catch my glance,  
Pleasant shudders shake their senses  
My warm momentum throws their stance.

You’ll feel me coming  
A new vibration.  
From afar you’ll see me  
I’m a sensation.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2025, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9855 "2025-06-14T15:48:49Z")

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Live, baby, live  
Now that the day is over  
I got a new sensation  
In perfect moments  
That’s impossible to refuse  
Sleep, baby, sleep  
Now that the night is over  
And the sun comes  
Like a god into our room  
All perfect light and promises

Got a hold on you  
A new sensation, a new sensation  
Right now, it’s gonna take you over  
A new sensation, a new sensation

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2025, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9856 "2025-06-14T16:13:01Z")

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Crack, baby, crack  
Show me you’re real  
Smack baby smack  
Is all that you feel  
Suck, baby, suck  
Give me your head  
Before you start professing  
That you’re knocking me dead

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2025, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9857 "2025-06-14T16:14:53Z")

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Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought  
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about  
So put your hands down my pants and I’ll bet you’ll feel nuts  
Yes, I’m Siskel, yes, I’m Ebert  
And you’re getting two thumbs up  
You’ve had enough of two-hand touch  
You want it rough, you’re out of bounds  
I want you smothered, want you covered  
Like my Waffle House hash browns  
Comin’ quicker than FedEx, never reaching apex  
Just like Coca-Cola stock, you are inclined  
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2025, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9858 "2025-06-15T03:24:02Z")

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We, we said goodbye before hello  
My secrets she will never know  
And if I dig a hole to China  
I’ll catch the first junk to Soho

What if I were Romeo in black jeans  
What if I was Heathcliff, it’s no myth  
Maybe she’s just looking for  
Someone to dance with

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2025, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9859 "2025-06-15T12:59:02Z")

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Did you ever think, when you eat Chinese  
It ain’t pork or chicken but a fat Siamese?  
Yet the food tastes great, so you don’t complain.  
But that’s not chicken in your chicken chow mein.  
Seems to me I ordered sweet-and-sour pork  
But Garfield’s on my fork.  
He’s purrin’ here on my fork.

There’s a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon  
The place that I eat every day at noon.  
They can feed you cat and you’ll never know

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2025, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9860 "2025-06-15T15:20:27Z")

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How come you’re always such a fussy young man?  
Don’t want no Captain Crunch, don’t want no Raisin Bran  
Well, don’t you know that other kids are starving in Japan?  
So, eat it, just eat it

Don’t wanna argue, I don’t wanna debate  
Don’t wanna hear about what kind of food you hate  
You won’t get no dessert 'til you clean off your plate  
So eat it, don’t you tell me you’re full

Just eat it (eat it), eat it (eat it)  
Get yourself an egg and beat it  
Have some more chicken, have some more pie  
It doesn’t matter if it’s boiled or fried  
Just eat it

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2025, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9861 "2025-06-15T15:57:21Z")

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Terry got a muffin and he buttered it down  
Buttered it down  
Buttered it down  
Terry got a muffin and he buttered it down  
Buttered that muffin down

Johnny got some popcorn and he popped it up  
Popped it up  
Popped it up  
Johnny got some popcorn and he popped it up  
Popped that corn right up

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2025, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/9862 "2025-06-15T18:04:34Z")

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The muffin man is seated at the table  
In the laboratory of the utility muffin Research kitchen.  
Reaching for an oversized chrome spoon,  
He gathers an Intimate quantity of dried muffin  
Remnants and brushing his scapular aside,  
Procceds to dump these inside of his shirt

He turns to us and speaks:  
“Some people like cupcakes better.  
I for one care less for them!”

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