# I've seen fire and I've seen rain 2 (Part 1)

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**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 23, 2020, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254 "2020-06-23T04:29:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/1182 "2021-05-19T11:33:22Z")

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You’ve got a cute way of talking  
You got the better of me  
Just snap your fingers and I’m walking  
Like a dog hanging on your lead  
I’m in a spin you know  
Shaking on string you know  
You make me feel like dancing  
I’m gonna dance the night away

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/1183 "2021-05-19T12:07:42Z")

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Crazy people walking round with blood in their eyes  
And all she wants to do is dance, dance, dance  
Wild-eyed pistols wavers who ain’t afraid to die  
And all she wants to do is  
And all she wants to do is dance  
And make romance

Don Henley

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**Author:** ![its\_the\_daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/bb73d2/32.png) [@its\_the\_daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/its_the_daddy)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/1184 "2021-05-19T13:11:30Z")

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I ask about your turtle  
And you ask about the weather  
I can’t jump a hurdle and  
We can’t get together  
We could be relaxin’  
In my sleepin’ bag  
But all you want to do for me, Mama, is rag Mama rag

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/1185 "2021-05-19T15:16:22Z")

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All I wanna do is have a little fun before I die,"  
Says the man next to me out of nowhere  
It’s apropos  
Of nothing  
He says his name’s William but I’m sure,  
He’s Bill or Billy or Mac or Buddy  
And he’s plain ugly to me  
And I wonder if he’s ever had a day of fun in his whole  
life

Sheryl Crow

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/1186 "2021-05-19T15:54:05Z")

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Billy Mack is a detective down in Texas  
You know he knows just exactly what the facts is  
He ain’t gonna let those two escape justice  
He makes his livin’ off of the people’s taxes

Bobbie Sue, whoa, whoa, she slipped away  
Billy Joe caught up to her the very next day  
They got the money, hey  
You know they got away  
They headed down south and they’re still running today  
Singin’ go on take the money and run

Steve Miller Band

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/1187 "2021-05-19T16:44:02Z")

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And papa said to mama, as he passed around the blackeyed peas  
Well, Billy Joe never had a lick of sense; pass the biscuits, please  
There’s five more acres in the lower forty I’ve got to plow  
And mama said it was shame about Billy Joe, anyhow  
Seems like nothin’ ever comes to no good up on Choctaw Ridge  
And now Billy Joe MacAllister’s jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge

Bobbie Gentry _Ode to Billy Joe_

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/1188 "2021-05-19T18:37:02Z")

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Might as well jump  
(Jump)  
Go ahead and jump  
Get it in, jump  
(Jump)  
Go ahead and jump

Van Halen

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/1189 "2021-05-19T19:08:47Z")

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Oooh, you gotta jump, jive then ya wail  
You gotta jump jive, jive, then ya wail

Louis Prima

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/1190 "2021-05-19T19:53:49Z")

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I know a cat named Way-Out Willie  
He got a cool little chick named Rockin’ Billie  
Do you walk and stroll with Susie Q  
And do that crazy hand jive too?

Papa told Willie “you’ll ruin my home  
You and that hand jive has got to go”  
Willie said “papa, don’t put me down  
Been doin’ that hand jive all over town”

Hand jive, hand jive  
Hand jive, doin’ that crazy hand jive

Willie and the Hand Jive - Johnny Otis

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/1191 "2021-05-19T20:33:21Z")

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Hey down, stay down, stay down, down  
'Cause little Willy, Willy won’t go home  
But you can’t push Willy ‘round  
Willy won’t go, try tellin’ everybody but, oh no  
Little Willy, Willy won’t go home

Sweet _Little Willie_

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**Author:** ![its\_the\_daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/bb73d2/32.png) [@its\_the\_daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/its_the_daddy)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/1192 "2021-05-19T20:40:58Z")

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Willy is my child, he is my father  
I would be his lady all my life  
He says he’d love to live with me  
But for an ancient injury that has not healed  
He said, “I feel once again like I gave my heart too soon”

_Joni Mitchell_

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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/1193 "2021-05-19T23:52:47Z")

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Rooster hits the washboard and people just got to smile  
Blinky thumps the gut bass and solos for a while  
Poor Boy twangs the rhythm out on his Kalamazoo  
And Willy goes into a dance and doubles on kazoo

_Down on the Corner_ – Creedence Clearwater Revival

_ **-“BB”-** _

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2021, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/1194 "2021-05-20T00:07:45Z")

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A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H  
I got a gal in Kalamazoo  
Dont want to boast but I know she’s the toast of Kalamazoo  
(Zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo)

Glenn Miller

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2021, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/1195 "2021-05-20T01:18:40Z")

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Someone told me it’s all happening **at the zoo**  
I do believe it  
I do believe it’s true  
It’s a light and tumble journey  
From the East Side to the park  
Just a fine and fancy ramble  
To the zoo

Simon and Garfunkel

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2021, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/1196 "2021-05-20T02:20:48Z")

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Oh no something went wrong  
Well you’re much too fat and a little too long  
Hey hey you got too much to lose  
Gotta get on back to the animal zoo

Spirit

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2021, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/1197 "2021-05-20T12:09:44Z")

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Daddy’s takin’ us to the zoo tomorrow,  
Zoo tomorrow, zoo tomorrow  
Daddy’s takin’ us to the zoo tomorrow  
And we can stay all day

We’re goin’ to the zoo, zoo, zoo  
How about you, you, you?  
You can come too, too, too  
We’re goin’ to the zoo, zoo, zoo

See the elephant with the long trunk swingin’  
Great big ears and a long trunk swingin’  
Snuffin’ up peanuts with a long trunk swingin’  
And we can stay all day

Peter, Paul and Mary

I absolutely _adored_ this song when I was a kid. We had it on 8-track in the car. We probably drove our parents crazy listening to it constantly. That song and “How Much is That Doggy in the Window” - arf arf!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2021, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/1198 "2021-05-20T12:12:09Z")

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The animals, the animals,  
Let’s talk dirty to the animals  
Fuck you, Mister Bunny  
Eat Shit, Mister Bear.  
If they don’t love it, they can shove it  
Frankly, I don’t care

Gilda Radner

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2021, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/1199 "2021-05-20T15:28:44Z")

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I went to the animal fair,  
The birds and the beasts were there;  
The big baboon by the light of the moon  
Was combing his auburn hair.  
The monkey he got drunk  
And sat on the elephant’s trunk,  
The elephant sneezed and went down on his knees  
And what become of the monk?

– Traditional

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2021, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/1200 "2021-05-20T16:27:14Z")

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Monkey doodle-do, monkey doodle-do.  
If you try to make a monkey out of me, I’ll make a baboon out of you.

Lonnie Johnson

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**Author:** ![its\_the\_daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/bb73d2/32.png) [@its\_the\_daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/its_the_daddy)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2021, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/1201 "2021-05-20T17:48:33Z")

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We’re off to see the Wild West Show,  
The elephant and the kangaroo-oo,  
So never mind the weather  
As long as we’re together,  
We’re off to see the Wild West Show.

_Traditional_

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