# I've seen fire and I've seen rain 2 (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 23, 2020, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254 "2020-06-23T04:29:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2021, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/1942 "2021-11-25T22:16:50Z")

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What will it take to show you  
That it’s not the life it seems? (I’m not okay)  
I’ve told you time and time again  
You sing the words but don’t know what it means (I’m not okay)

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2021, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/1943 "2021-11-25T22:47:00Z")

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You’ve been telling me you’re a genius since you were seventeen  
In all the time I’ve known you I still don’t know what you mean  
The weekend at the college didn’t turn out like you planned  
The things that pass for knowledge I can’t understand

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2021, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/1944 "2021-11-26T20:39:28Z")

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There’s holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium  
And phosphorus and francium and fluorine and ytterbium  
And manganese and mercury, molybdenum, magnesium  
Dyprosium and scandium and cerium and cesium  
And lead, praseodymium and platinum, plutonium  
Palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium  
And tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium  
And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2021, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/1945 "2021-11-27T00:41:43Z")

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Huh-huh!  
When I’m dancing close to her  
(Blinding me with science - science!)  
“Science!”  
I can smell the chemicals  
(Blinding me with science - science!)  
“Science!”

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2021, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/1946 "2021-11-27T16:37:44Z")

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Running in circles, coming up tails  
Heads on a science apart  
Nobody said it was easy  
It’s such a shame for us to part

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2021, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/1947 "2021-11-27T16:47:02Z")

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Everybody’s running and no one makes a move  
Everybody’s a winner and nothing left to lose  
There’s a little yellow idol to the north of Kathmandu  
Everybody’s flying and no one leaves the ground  
Everybody’s crying and no one makes a sound  
There’s a place for us in movies, you just gotta lay around

Nobody told me there’d be days like these  
Nobody told me there’d be days like these  
Nobody told me there’d be days like these  
Strange days indeed  
Most peculiar mama

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**Author:** ![its\_the\_daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/bb73d2/32.png) [@its\_the\_daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/its_the_daddy)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2021, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/1948 "2021-11-27T17:31:41Z")

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Never could believe the things you do to me,  
Never could believe the way you are.  
Every day I bless the day that you got through to me,  
'Cause baby, I believe that you’re a star.

Everyone’s a winner, baby, that’s the truth (yes, the truth)  
Making love to you is such a thrill.  
Everyone’s a winner, baby, that’s no lie (yes, no lie)  
You never fail to satisfy (satisfy)

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2021, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/1949 "2021-11-27T23:15:27Z")

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Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose  
And most times you choose between the two  
Wonderin’, wonderin’ if you have made it

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2021, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/1950 "2021-11-27T23:37:31Z")

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Did you ever have to make up your mind?  
You pick up on one and leave the other behind  
It’s not often easy and not often kind  
Did you ever have to make up your mind?

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2021, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/1951 "2021-11-28T01:25:09Z")

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Now our Neil must decide  
Who will be the girl he casts aside  
Will Betty be the one who he loves truly  
Or will it be the one who we’ll call…Lulie

He MUST decide, he MUST decide  
even though I made him up he Must decide…

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2021, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/1952 "2021-11-28T14:41:11Z")

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Ladies and gentlemen, I take pride in introducing  
The Greatest Show on Earth  
Liza Elliott’s gargantuan three-ring circus  
Featuring for the first time  
The captivating and tantalizing Liza Elliott  
The woman who cannot make up her mind!

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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2021, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/1953 "2021-11-28T14:50:28Z")

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We’re Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band  
We hope you will enjoy the **show**  
Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band  
Sit back and let the evening go

_I don’t **really** need to tell you where that’s from, do I?_

_ **-“BB”-** _

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2021, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/1954 "2021-11-28T15:47:43Z")

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They’re Princess Leia’s Stolen Death Star Plans  
She’s got them and it’s time to go  
Princess Leia’s Stolen Death Star Plans  
The Empire doesn’t even know  
Princess Leia’s stolen  
Princess Leia’s stolen  
Princess Leia’s Stolen Death Star Plans

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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2021, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/1955 "2021-11-28T17:31:41Z")

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> Prof.Pepperwinkle wrote:
> 
> They’re Princess Leia’s Stolen Death Star Plans  
> She’s got them and it’s time to go  
> Princess Leia’s Stolen Death Star Plans  
> The Empire doesn’t even know  
> Princess Leia’s stolen  
> Princess Leia’s stolen  
> Princess Leia’s Stolen Death Star Plans

[https://i.imgur.com/Wg68jBC.mp4](https://i.imgur.com/Wg68jBC.mp4)

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2021, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/1956 "2021-11-28T17:45:00Z")

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Love when you can  
Cry when you have to  
Be who you must  
That’s a part of the **plan**  
Await your arrival  
With simple survival and  
One day, we’ll all understand  
One day, we’ll all understand  
One day, we’ll all understand

(“Part of the Plan,” Dan Fogelberg)

(Not in play: The “Princess Leia’s Stolen Death Star Plans” album is truly brilliant. 😃 )

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**Author:** ![its\_the\_daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/bb73d2/32.png) [@its\_the\_daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/its_the_daddy)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2021, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/1957 "2021-11-28T20:03:50Z")

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You don’t get me, I’m **part** of the union  
You don’t get me, I’m part of the union  
You don’t get me, I’m part of the union  
Til the day I die  
Til the day I die

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2021, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/1958 "2021-11-28T21:42:18Z")

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The union of the snake is on the climb  
Moving up, it’s gonna, race gonna break through the border line

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2021, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/1959 "2021-11-29T18:51:31Z")

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Right down to me and you, me and you  
It’s a losing proposition  
But one you can’t refuse  
It’s the politics of contraband  
It’s the smuggler’s blues  
Smuggler’s blues

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2021, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/1960 "2021-11-29T18:54:33Z")

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The fishing boats go out across the evening water  
Smuggling guns and arms across the Spanish border  
The wind whips up the waves so loud  
The ghost moon sails among the clouds  
Turns the rifles into silver on the border

(“On the Border,” Al Stewart)

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**Author:** ![its\_the\_daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/bb73d2/32.png) [@its\_the\_daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/its_the_daddy)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2021, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-seen-fire-and-ive-seen-rain-2-part-1/912254/1961 "2021-11-29T18:58:50Z")

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If you see a box of pine  
With a name that looks like mine  
Just say I drowned in a barrel of wine  
When I got to the border  
When I got to the border

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