For thirty days, salt air I sniffed
While I was shipwrecked and cast adrift
With a man who looked like Montgomery Clift
Monotonous
Traffic has been known to stop for me
Prices even rise and drop for me
Harry S.Truman plays bop for me
Monotonous, monotone-eous
Monty this seems strange to me.
The movies had that movie thing,
But nonsense has a welcome ring
And heroes don’t come easily.
Now, nonsense isn’t new to me.
I know my head, I know my feet,
But mischief knocked me in the knees.
Said, Just let go. Just let go.
I saw the ocean meet the man.
I saw you buried in the sand.
I’m Teacher’s Pet on Ship of Fools. The movies were my special school,
I’m The Graduate of Twelve O’Clock High;
The movies are great medicine – I thank you, Tommy Edison,
For giving us the best years of our lives.
Michael Rennie was ill
The Day the Earth Stood Still
But he told us where we stand
And Flash Gordon was there
In silver underwear
Claude Rains was The Invisible Man
Then something went wrong
For Fay Wray and King Kong
They got caught in a celluloid jam
Science Fiction Double Feature, Rocky Horror Picture Show
Everbody’s tryin’ to make a comment
About our doubts and fears
True Grit’s the only movie
I’ve really understood in years
You gotta take your analyst along
To see if it’s fit to see
Whatever happened to Randolph Scott
Has happened to the best of me.
Statler Brothers - Whatever Happened to Randolph Scott
When you’re in love with a beautiful woman, it’s hard.
When you’re in love with a beautiful woman, you know it’s hard.
Everybody wants her, everybody loves her,
Everybody wants to take your baby home.
Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show - When You’re In Love With a Beautiful Woman
You are so beautiful to me.
You are so beautiful to me.
Can’t you see?
You’re everything I hoped for,
You’re everything I need.
You are so beautiful to me.
I said “Go if you want to go
Stay if you want to stay”
I didn’t care if you hung around me
I didn’t care if you went away
And I know you were never right
I’ll admit I was never wrong
I could never make up my mind
I made it up as I went along
And though I treated you like a child
I’m gonna miss you for the rest of my life
All I need is a miracle, all I need is you
All I need is a miracle, all I need is you
All I need is a miracle, all I need is you
It’s a miracle (miracle),
A true, blue spectacle, a miracle come true (whoa oh-oh-oh-oh),
We’re together, baby, I was goin’ crazy ‘till a miracle came through,
(Whoa oh-oh-oh-oh),
Now you’re here and my arms are around you,
And, baby, there’ll be dancin’ in the street.
If you’re a stranger here
And you need some action
We have a remedy
That could really catch on
Pleased to see another face
At light-up time
If you’re feeling dull and run-down
We can really make you shine.
Dancing in the city
Alleys that we run through
Now we’ve just begun to
Have fun tonight.
Somebody’s knocking, should I let him in
Lord it’s the devil - would you look at him
I’ve heard about him but I never dreamed
He’d have blue eyes and blue jeans
She tried to hide it by the faded denim clothes she wore,
But I knew she’d never been inside a bar before.
And I felt like a peasant who just had met a queen,
And she knew I saw right through her tight fittin’ jeans.