Oh see that lover standing
Staring at the ground
He went looking for the real thing
And lies were all he found
You can get the real thing
It will only cost a pound
Down where the drunkards roll
Down where the drunkards roll
Then we sang it’s all fair weather
When good fellers get together
Till a lady passing by was heard to say
“You can tell a man who boozes
By the company he chooses”
So the pig got up and slowly walked away
Everywhere there’s lots of piggies
Living piggy lives
You can see them out for dinner
With their piggy wives
Clutching forks and knives to eat the bacon
There’s a pink one and a green one
And a blue one and a yellow one
And they’re all made out of ticky tacky
And they all look just the same
Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar, you’re gonna go far
You’re gonna fly high, you’re never gonna die
You’re gonna make it if you try, they’re gonna love you
Well, I’ve always had a deep respect an’ I mean that most sincerely
The band is just fantastic, that is really what I think
Oh, by the way, which one’s Pink?
We’re flying high
We’re watching the world pass us by
Never want to come down
Never want to put my feet back down on the ground
I might like you better
If we slept together
I might like you better
If we slept together
I might like you better
If we slept together
But there’s somethin’
In your eyes that says
Maybe that’s never
Never say never
Don’t you worry 'bout what’s on your mind, oh my
I’m in no hurry, I can take my time, oh my
I’m going red and my tongue’s getting tied
(Tongue’s getting tied)
I’m off my head and my mouth’s getting dry
I’m high, but I try, try, try, oh my
Let’s spend the night together
Now I need you more than ever
Let’s spend the night together now
Standin’ by the corner in a mini skirt
You’re the kinda girl that ya just can’t forget
Now I’m sittin’ here sad and blue
Thinkin’ 'bout all that we been through
Don’t worry 'bout me
Don’t worry 'bout me
Oh oh oh
Everybody needs a change
A chance to check out the new
But you’re the only one to see
The changes you take yourself through
Don’t you worry 'bout a thing
Don’t you worry 'bout a thing, pretty mama
'Cause I’ll be standing in the wings
When you check it out
Don’t worry, don’t worry, don’t worry, kyoko.
Don’t worry,
Don’t worry, don’t worry,
Kyoko, kyoko, kyoko, kyoko, kyoko,
Don’t, don’t, don’t worry, kyoko.
Mums only looking for her hand in the snow
I’m shipping up to Boston
I’m shipping up to Boston
I’m shipping up to Boston
I’m shipping off
To find my wooden leg
Well, we were just another band out of Boston
On the road to try to make ends meet
Playin’ all the bars, sleepin’ in our cars
And we practiced right on out in the street
No, we didn’t have much money
We barely made enough to survive
But when we got up on stage and got ready to play
People came alive
Didn’t have the money round to buy a Morry Thou
Been around and seen a lot to shake me anyhow
Begged and borrowed sometimes, I admit I even stole
The worse crime that I ever did was playing rock 'n roll.
But the money’s no good
Just get a grip on yourself
But the money’s no good
Just get a grip on yourself
This is it and that is it
And this is Morris dancing
The piper fell and he broke his neck
And he said it was a chancer.
You don’t know and I don’t know
What fun we had at Brampton
A roasted pig and a cuddled duck
And a pudding in a lantern.
We can dance if we want to
We’ve got all your life and mine
As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything’ll work out right
We were so in phase
In our dance hall days
We were cool on craze
When I, you and everyone we knew
Could believe, do and share in what was true
Dancing days are here again,
As the summer evenings grow.
I got my flower, I got my power,
I got a woman who knows.
We like our fun and we never fight
You can’t dance and stay uptight
It’s a supernatural delight
Everybody was dancin’ in the moonlight
Dancin’ in the moonlight
Everybody’s feelin’ warm and bright
It’s such a fine and natural sight
Everybody’s dancin’ in the moonlight
Let’s dance
Put on your red shoes and dance the blues
Let’s dance
To the song they’re playin’ on the radio