I’ll buy you diamond rings, my friend
If it makes you feel alright
I’ll give you anything my friend
If it makes you feel alright
I’ll give you all I’ve got to give
If you say you love me too
I don’t care too much for money
'Cause money can’t buy me love
Everybody have you heard
He’s gonna buy me a mockingbird
And if that mockingbird won’t sing
He’s gonna buy me a diamond ring
And if that diamond ring won’t shine
He’s gonna surely break this heart of mine
And that’s why I keep on tellin’ everybody
Say yeah, yeah whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, uh, oh
I rode my bicycle past your window last night
I roller-skated to your door at daylight
It almost seems like you’re avoiding me
I’m okay alone, but you’ve got something I need
Well, I’ve got a brand-new pair of roller skates
You’ve got a brand-new key
I think that we should get together
And try them on to see
Messages keep getting clearer
Radio’s on, and I’m moving 'round my place
I check my look in the mirror
Wanna change my clothes, my hair, my face
And I ain’t getting nowhere
I’m just living in a dump like this
There’s something happening somewhere
Baby, I just know that there is
You can’t start a fire
You can’t start a fire without a spark
This gun’s for hire
Even if we’re just dancing in the dark
Death comes sweeping through the hallway, like a lady’s dress
Death comes driving down the highway, in its Sunday best
A fire of unknown origin took my baby away
A fire of unknown origin took my baby away
Monday, Monday, can’t trust that day
Monday, Monday, sometimes it just turns out that way
Oh Monday mornin’ you gave me no warnin’ of what was to be
Oh Monday, Monday, how could you leave and not take me
What I’ve got they used to call the blues
Nothin’ is really wrong
Feelin’ like I don’t belong
Walkin’ around
Some kind of lonely clown
Rainy days and Mondays always get me down
It’s just another manic Monday (Woah, woah)
I wish it was Sunday (Woah, woah)
'Cause that’s my fun day (Woah, woah, woah, woah)
My I don’t have to run day (Woah, woah)
It’s just another manic Monday
I don’t care if Monday’s blue
Tuesday’s grey and Wednesday too
Thursday, I don’t care about you
It’s Friday, I’m in love
Monday, nothing
Tuesday, nothing
Wednesday and Thursday nothing
Friday, for a change
a little more nothing
Saturday once more nothing
Sunday nothing
Nothin’ from nothin’ leaves nothin’
You gotta have somethin’ if you wanna be with me
Nothin’ from nothin’ leaves nothin’
You gotta have somethin’ if you wanna be with me
I ain’t never done nothin’ to nobody
I ain’t never got nothin’ from nobody, no time
And until I get somethin’ from somebody, sometime
I don’t intend to do nothin’ for nobody, no time
I ain’t got nobody
That I can depend on
When it seems your friends desert you
There’s somebody thinking of you
I’m the one who’ll never hurt you
Maybe that’s because I love you
You just call out my name
And you know wherever I am
I’ll come running
To see you again
Winter, spring, summer or fall
All you have to do is call
And I’ll be there
You’ve got a friend
If you’re ever up a tree
Call on me
If you ever lose your teeth when you’re out to dine
Borrow mine
It’s friendship, friendship
Just the perfect blendship
But every song’s like:
Gold teeth
Grey Goose
Tripping in the bathroom
Bloodstains
Ball gowns
Trashing the hotel room
We don’t care, we’re driving
Cadillacs in our dreams
And sure, the government
Won’t admit they faked the whole moon landing
Thought control beams, psychotronic scanning
Don’t mind that
I’m protected cuz I made this hat
From aluminum foil (Foil)
Wear a hat that’s foil-lined
In case an alien’s inclined
To probe your butt or read your mind
Looks a bit peculiar ('Culiar)
Seems a little crazy
But one day I’ll prove (I’ll prove, I’ll prove, I’ll prove)
There’s a big conspiracy
Girl, I want you here with me
But I’m really not as cool as I’d like to be
'Cause there’s a red under my bed
And there’s a little yellow man in my head
And there’s a true blue inside of me
That keeps stopping me, touching ya, watching ya, loving ya
They´re coming to take me away,
Haha, they´re coming to take me away,
Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha,
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I´ll be happy to see
Those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they´re coming to take me AWAY,
HA HAAAA